The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: woot! spring brake! woot bored!
Gaara: yes...woot...
ILI: so blah! that's why i need to make you OOC
Gaara: AGGG!
ILI: -V now for book talk! The Boyfriend List by E. Lockhart was good but girls might only like it
Itachi: -happy-
ILI: ..? why are you happy?
Itachi: I'M COMING UP SOON!
ILI: oh ya! the story is almost done! OMG :O
Itachi: me happy -happy-
MikoHatome: i'm sorry! i think this one is longer!
Alien26: woo! isright my friend, woo! is right
digitalcat17: yay! yes books are cool. you go then! i think julie called us 'weird beyond compreation' lol
Kitsuya: wait...what? i'm counfused! but thanks though!
Neko Tenten: you'll see - and your welcome! i tried to keep passover but i couldn't-'''
Disclamer: they can stop me from owning naruto but not everone else!
Some of this chapter is for all Tenten lovers!
When Sakura got back, everyone cheered.
"YAY SAKURA!" Naruto yelled happily, showing random drawings of Sakura beating up Ino. Sakura only blushed and wished Sasuke was there too.
(A/N: there where some random OC battles but that's too troublesome)
After the final match, Tsunade made an announcement.
"And with that, the Chuunin exams come to a close! A reminder for everyone who didn't pass exams, you can re-try in 6 months in the Village Hidden in the Wind."
"At least Gaara and myself won't have to travel to go," Kankuro mumbled, but also slightly worried because if they where home, it was a good chance for another assassination attempt.
"And for all the winners," the 5th continued, "the Chuunin Promotion ceremony will take place…when ever Sasuke snaps out of it!" And with that, everyone was aloud to leave.
"COME YOUTHFUL TENTEN! WE MUST VISIT YOUTHFUL NEJI AND LEE IN THE HOSPITAL!" He had anime tears running down his face at the mention of Lee, though he had already and surprisingly (sp?) snapped out of his coma.
"Sure Gai-sensei," Tenten replied. Even though she wanted to see Lee and make him feel better (he was really depressed when Tsunade told him that there was a very good chance he could never be a ninja again but there was a surgery that had a 50 successes rate but a 50 chance of dieing during it) and she REALLY wanted to see Neji but she wanted to make that Takumi SUFFER for what he did to Neji!
As they where walking out of the arena, she spotted a person with their headband over their eye but instead of the swirly Konoha symbol, there was a star in the center.
Rage filled the weapon master at the sight of Takumi. "Gai-sensei… I'll meet you there, there's something I have to do," and before Gai could reply, she was off.
"I'll see you guys in a hour or something," Takumi said to Taiki and Kazuma. They nodded and left.
Takumi walked down the path and into the training area. 'In 6th months, I won't lose,' he though as he trained.
Suddenly about 10 different weapons JUST missed him. He cried out in shock. He grabbed a kunai and took a fighting stance. "Show yourself!" he commanded. The only responded was more weapons that did hit him!
This continued until Tenten though he had enough. Takumi was on the floor, had passed out, and was bleeding from many different areas. Tenten wrapped his wounds slightly; just enough so he wouldn't die from blood loss and just left him there. 'Someone will find him,' she though as she broke out in a run towards the hospital.
Neji sat on his bed, crossed legged, and deep in meditation.
"Come in Tenten," he said, not moving. Tenten blushed slightly and walked into the room. Neji felt added weight on the bed and opened his pearly white eyes to see Tenten sitting on the edge of the bed. "How'd you do?"
"Hinata beat me," she said. Neji twitched. His YOUNGER COUSIN became Chuunin and NO ONE on his teammates had! She was a rookie and he wasn't!
"That's…nice," he managed to say. He had a feeling his uncle would be having a LONG talk with him when he got home. Neji noticed that there was some blood on Tenten's top. "Why is there blood on your shirt?" Tenten blushed slightly.
"I kinda…beat up that Takumi guy for almost killing you." That made Neji blush slightly too.
"Why?" Neji asked. Tenten answered him by kissing him. His white winded in shock but then closed as he wrapped his arms around her.
"YOSH!" yelled a voice from the door. "Oh my…" They quickly broke apart and Tenten jumped off the bed, both their faces beet red. Gai had anime tears flowing down his face. "YOUTHFUL LOVE IN THE HEART OF THIS BITTER WINTER!"
When Gai was crying his eyes out, Neji called Tenten over and whispered, "When I get out of here, want to go out?" Tenten turned bright red again and nodded.
"Well, I'm going to visit Lee! See ya!" and she ran out of the room.
"YOUTHFUL LEE!" Gai started crying harder.
'God kill me,' Neji thought. 'Or Gai…that would be ok too!'
A few days later, Sasuke woke up but couldn't go home yet so Tsunade decided to Chuunin Promotion ceremony in the hospital.
There was a table with the Chuunin vests in Sasuke's room and only the winner, teammates, and sensei where aloud to come, since the room was so small. It also helped that Gaara and Sasuke where sharing a room, though Gaara was still in a coma (they think. They also think that he's really embarrassed and just doesn't want to show his face.)
"Now that you have passed every task in the Chuunin exams, you are now rightfully Chuunin. With that ranking, you now can be a mission leader and go on solo missions. Also, you have to start thinking about your final goal as a shinobi, may that be a teacher, med-nin, ANBU, Jounin, Special Jounin, Jounin sensei, an examiner, liaison, or in Naruto's case, maybe even trying to become the leader of your village." Everyone could have sworn that Gaara snorted at that.
"You don't need to decide right away but soon, because your decision will tell you who is the right teacher for you. In most cases it's you sensei but sometimes it isn't. And with that, where are your vests!" She handed each one a light green vest with the red and black swirl on the back. They all put it on proudly. "Now get out of this room so Gaara can pretend to sleep and Sasuke can actually sleep."
During the next week, not much happened. Naruto mailed his tape to Michelle, Neji and Tenten went out on their date, Shikamaru ended up in the hospital for being late to his and Ino's first date, Gaara and Sasuke left the hospital, Tsunade had locked herself in her office and didn't come out and most importantly, Sasuke did a hell of a lot of research until, finally, he called everyone to his apartment.
When they got there, Sasuke was at his desk, it full with papers and books. He was turned around in the chair so he was looking out the window and the chair was facing them.
"I have called you here today to explain why I spazzed at exams," he said, not yet turning around.
"AND THAT WOULD BE…?" Naruto yelled. Sasuke's vein was so big everyone could see it behind the chair.
"I'm getting to it!" Sasuke yelled, still not turning around. He cleared his throat and started again.
"I went back to the Uchiha area and went through the liberty for SOME answer! And this is that I discovered." He spun around in his chair, got up, and slammed his hands on the little desk, making everything on the desk pop up and the desk itself crake slightly.
"October! 1409! 5 brothers of the Uchiha clan where the ones who proved that the Uchiha clan and Hyuuga clan where connected somehow! When they where about 10 years old, Sharingan fully developed in 2, Two dots in 2 and one dot in one, something happened where their eyes turned Hyuuga white but the dots remained! Along with the whiteness, they gained unnatural straight and speed. For about 15 years the powers could be controlled and they gave each other this tattoo," he pointed the tattoo now on his upper right arm, "to symbolize who they where! They also discovered that even their eyes where in that state; they could perform the Hyuuga's family Justus.
"But then all 5 lost control of the power! It was so bad for 3 or the 5, they where forced to leave! One moving to Spain! One to Malaysia! And one to the normal part of Japan! I don't know if their line continued or not.
"Back to the point though! After they stopped using the power, people started calling it the 'Uchiha Curse' because no one other then the 5 brothers ever had it and it only passed down along their bloodline!
"And as it turns out, one of the remaining brothers was Itachi and my great-great-great-great- who knows how many 'greats' grandfather! And the other was my cousin Obito's great-great-great-great- who knows how many 'greats' grandfather! So now since Obito is dead and no one knows what happened to the other 3's families, the only two people with this power is my traitor brother and me! And I'm done! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"