Kakashi's Date Frenzy!
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Yufa: Hello minna! It's yours truly signing in to another hilarious and romantic installment of Kakashi's Date Frenzy!
I have good news and bad news people…
The bad news is, as you all can see "Seraphim" is dead.
But not completely!
The good news is I'll be revising it so that you could enjoy the story better! If I have the time, I'll resurrect the Digimon version of "Seraphim", the very one that started the Seraphim Chronicles!
Plus I may be able to create a Naruto or Shaman King or maybe Witch Hunter Robin Seraphim versions! Probably other animes as well! But don't expect too much people! I have a very busy schedule and I'll be updating a bit slower.
See you on the next installment! Ciao!
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Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own any Naruto or any anime mentioned in this story! Boo hoo hoo!
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Dedication: I dedicate this to my friends ElieRockz, Kei, Biatch from Hell and Seya! Thanks for your reviews and suggestions! The author loves you! Mwah!
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Kakashi's Date Frenzy!
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DAY 1; Part 2: Kimonos, Flowers and Fireworks Extravaganza!
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On his left side, he saw Maya, very much prettier than before.
"Wow…" was all he could utter (Again!).
Now, Maya was wearing the clothes Kakashi bought for her earlier (as said in the previous chapter). However, to his delight, she had her long raven black hair down. Due to the tight braid earlier, her hair had hints of curls on it. She had a faint hint of lip gloss on her rosy lips and the scent of lavender lingering to her fair skin, which made his mind swim.
"Well? How do I look?" she asked with a faint streak of pink on her face.
"Beautiful…just plain beautiful…" he said breathlessly making Maya blush harder.
Kakashi noticed this and immediately snapped out of his intense and nerve wreaking staring at the girl.
"Ummm…err…." He started, "S-should we go now?" Kakashi paid for his milkshake and saw the girl slowly and silently nod. He smiled and soon escorted her to the door.
Now let's shift visions!
Something was happening as the little scene was going on…
Naruto and company were playing the ancient and traditionally international game of Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who will spy and keep on a look-out on the two love birds. The first one to win was Sasuke (All fan girls scream! Aiyeeee!) followed shortly by Sakura, Yufa and Sephartiri. So all was left was Naruto Uzumaki the perverted prankster and Hanyoku Gale Kuruta Toshihiko the vicious tormentor of poor souls.
The air was tense.
Sweat was starting to pour down from their spectators' faces.
"Wow… Is it me or is it hot here?" Sephartiri stated.
"Really? Maybe I just put on the heater too high…" Sasuke said as he bent down and turned off his portable, battery operated heater.
Sakura's eyes twinkled like stars, "Sasuke-kun! You're such a boy scout! Always ready!"
Yufa and Sephartiri sweat dropped at the girl's blind admiration, "Ehh…"
Anyway…
Back to Naruto and Hanyoku…
The two were in deep concentration and then, suddenly, "JAN! KEN! PUN!"
BOOM! BAM! OW! NOOOOO!
Minuets later, before Maya and Kakashi emerged from the store, Naruto who was complaining and grumbling watched from the window of the store to see what was going on.
"Hm…talking…nice…ohh! He's starting to leave with her!"
He gave a frantic signal to his companions. Sephartiri saw the signal and turned to her now resting companions. Holding her megaphone, which she conjured out of nowhere, she placed it on her mouth's level and hollered, "THE BIRD AND THE BEE IS FLYING!"
Sasuke, Sakura, Yufa and Hanyoku nearly jumped off of their skins by the shout of Sephartiri.
"I REPEAT! THE BIRD AND THE B-!" she begun again but Hanyoku snatched the megaphone away from her and smashed it into itsy, bitsy miniature bits and pieces of plastic and metal.
"Don't do that again, Seph!" she said with a very threatening finger.
The girl turned into her chibi form and replied, "Alwite Hanyoku!"
"Good! Now let's not make haste!" Hanyoku then led the way to the entrance of the ice cream shop seconds before the happy couple emerged, "Now people act normal!"
The doors opened and Kakashi and Maya came out holding hands.
"Awww! Aren't you two cute?" Sakura exclaimed teasingly.
The two quickly let go and acted as if it had never happened.
"What're you talking about?" Kakashi asked with an innocent baby look on his face. Maya swallowed a hearty giggle.
Naruto in the mean time made cute pouting face, "Oh c'mon! Admit it you fucking-bastard-who-loves-to-read-pornographic-thing-ys!" he accused their baby faced sensei.
"Well…" he started, but Maya saved him by butting in, "It just came to me, what you guys are doing here in this place anyway?" she asked, suspicious.
"Well?" the girl raised an eyebrow. "What's your excuse?"
It was Hanyoku who saved them from total embarrassment.
"We're here to fetch you two! Y-yeah! That's it! 'Coz…'coz tonight…there's a small festival at Konoha and the…the…" she looked at her companions for help.
She didn't know some Naruto ninja slang 'coz the author believes she is too lazy to even bother asking yours truly about the anime plus she's too pre-occupied with yaoi or shonen-ai lemony stories than other things (A/N: If ever your reading this Hanyoku, bash me at school! Or better yet just forget about it!).
Sasuke stepped forward, "The Hokage orders so…" he finished rather smoothly and naturally as if this was happening everyday.
Sakura was in a fit of lovesickness.
"Sasuke-kun! You're such a quick thinker!" she said this with little hearts flying above her head.
Yufa and Sephartiri groaned and rolled their eyes over their head.
Baka…
Kakashi and Maya looked at each other with grim looks on their faces. Then hitodamas and lines appeared at their heads.
"Does it have to be now!" Kakashi whined.
Though they didn't want to admit it, they wanted more time for themselves.
Yufa seemed to have read their minds and reassured them. "You'll have more alone time after this. Trust me!"
However she said "Trust me!" rather slyly.
The evil and treacherous side of her was given birth. Maya eyed her friend.
Something is definitely wrong…Are they observing us like lab mice? Maya thought deeply.
Her Anya, The Vengeance Demon/ Evil Willow-like attitude started to show (BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER FOREVER!). But she shook those thoughts away.
She just can't accuse her best friends!
Ok…they were the ones who set her up with Kakashi but she's thankful for that!
"Sigh…when will we dress up to our kimonos?" she asked, defeated.
Hanyoku, Sephartiri, Yufa and Sakura got her by the arms, dragged her away and waved good-bye to the boys.
"See you at the festival!" they merrily said, "And come on time!"
The boys looked at the girls' disappearing forms, smirking except of Kakashi. They turned rather demonically to their sensei and dragged him mercilessly to his apartment, which was after they lunged at him, beat the living fucking, shitty crap or daylights out of him and tied him up.
"Why are you doing this! This is an outrage!" the silver haired jounin screamed at the two teens.
"Not telling!" Sasuke chirruped.
Naruto chuckled at this. Kakashi did nothing but cry, "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.
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6:00 p.m; Konoha Traveller's Hotel
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"Ow! Guys stop! It hurts!" Maya moaned.
"Hold still! We're not finished with you yet!" Yufa growled.
"Ittai!"
A few painful moments later, Maya was in a beautiful blue-green with lavender flower design kimono with a matching yellow-pink sash and a red obi to match and hold everything in place.
"Awww man! This is so uncomfortable guys!" she complained as she touched he now flower ornamented hair.
"But you look so kawaii!" Yufa complimented, her eyes twinkling in delight.
She was wearing a lavender kimono with pink and purple floral designs. A gold sash with white, light pink and dark pink floral designs and a dark pink obi to hold the kimono in place.
"Maya! You mustn't object to our decisions! We bought that elegant kimono with our own allowances you know!" Hanyoku reprimanded.
Now since she loves red so much I guess you all have a hint on what kind of kimono Hanyoku's wearing now so I'm not gonna detail it much.
"Yeah!" Sephartiri twittered.
Ok for her anything will do so I'll let your imagination tinker on what kind of kimono she's wearing, (wink, wink) Nothing more, nothing less. What was common in them was that their hair was down from ponytails, braids and pigtails. Maya started to open her mouth to object but seeing the twinkle of evil in Hanyoku's eyes she decided to shut up.
"Eehh…can you guys stop staring at me? It's getting creepy you know."
"Alright! We'll stop!" they said in chorus.
Now Maya was thinking of what will happen tonight.
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Kakashi was waiting under a blossoming cherry blossom tree as Maya approached him tentatively.
"Kakashi?" she asked him shyly as she stopped a few meters from him.
Kakashi unfolded his once crossed arms. Maya blushed madly as he approached her. What she saw in those eyes was nothing but tender love for her and only for her.
"K…k…k…kakashi...?"
He gently cupped her chin with his left hand and slowly tilted her head to look at him straight to his eyes.
"Maya…I'm…I'm…" he just couldn't get the words out.
"W…what? Tell me Kakashi…I'm listening."
"Maya, I'm yours forever…" she then felt his soft and warm lips upon hers.
It first started as a shy one but their unknown love for each other got the better of them. Soon they found themselves in a powerful embrace as they continued their fiery kiss.
"Maya? Maya! Hello! Earth to Maya!" a gentle yet firm feminine voice called out, snapping out of her thoughts.
That startled Maya from her sweet, sweet daydream.
Oh darn! The one who shook me from that daydream will seriously pay! she thought.
"Maya, it's time to go…" it was Yufa.
They were the ones left in the hotel room.
"Really? Uh…ok…" she replied taking back on what she had thought earlier.
Yufa smiled at her friend and went with her to the festival where the others waited.
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7:00 p.m; At a small cliff overlooking the town square
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"Ehh…they haven't come back yet…" Kakashi muttered angrily under his breath.
He was standing under a blossoming Sakura tree, arms crossed, waiting for Naruto and Sasuke to come back.
"I wonder where they went."
He then heard footsteps.
"H…hey! Watch it! Eeeekkk! Where are you going! Don't leave me here!" a voice yelled out.
It was Maya. Yufa saw Kakashi at the tree and knew Operation: Fireworks has started.
"Well…I'll just leave you first. I'll come back for you. Could you wait for us here?"
Maya blinked.
"O…ok…"
In a flash the quiet girl left the area.
"Oro?"
Maya looked behind her and saw Kakashi wearing the men-type kimono. It had a dark blue with hints of green top and the bottom was gray with a matching gray sash to hold it all.
He looks cuter in that outfit… "Kakashi what's wrong?"
The jounin just looked at her silently. Maya tilted her head to the side in mild confusion.
Why is he quiet all of a sudden?
Maya went closer to him hoping to get an answer to his queer change of attitude.
"Kakashi?" she repeated his name.
The silver haired jounin unfolded his once crossed arms and approached her.
"H…huh?"
She blushed madly as he now stood in front of her. In his eyes, she saw nothing but only his pure love for her, and her alone. Wait! Rewind that thought….! LOVE?
"K…k…k…k…kakashi?"
Wait a minute! She thought, Is this déjà vu!
However her thoughts were cut short by Kakashi.
"Maya…I am…well…you know…"
"What Kakashi? I'm listening…"
"Yours…forever…"
Then came the kiss.
Closer…
Closer…
A few inches left.
Both parties' eyes closed as they inched closer to each other however it never came to be because…
"AHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Kakashi started to run around in frenzy.
Something freaky got inside his kimono.
"Hold still Kakashi!" Maya soothed, following him around.
"FUCKING ASSHOLE!" he screamed.
Maya sweat dropped at her date's silly reactions. Once again, unknown to the two, Naruto and company are up in the tree where the pair was underneath, ribs cracking in silent laughter.
"C'mon! One more magic wand firework!" Sephartiri pleaded.
"Oh…ok!" Naruto lit another and aimed carefully.
5…
4…
3…
2…
"ARGH! HOT! HOT! FUCKING BITCH!" Kakashi screamed a pitch and octave higher than the first.
Naruto and company had to use every inch of discipline not to laugh out loud, endangering themselves from the vicious wrath of the couple if they found out.
"Kakashi!" Maya squeaked, now rushing to his side.
Kakashi was now…rolling in the ground!
"Stop…drop…and ROLL!" he chanted as he rolled in the ground like a baby to smoother the flames.
Once again another fit of laughter shook the evil group.
"This is fun!" Sakura pointed out.
"Yeah!" Sasuke agreed.
"We better o enjoy the festival!" Hanyoku and Naruto chorused.
The others nodded in agreement and the three shinobis helped their guests back to the town square, unnoticed.
Back to the two, Maya helped smoother the remaining flames.
"Daijobu desu ka? (Are you alright?)" she asked in fluent Japanese.
Kakashi sighed in relief and replied, "Hai. (Yes.) Daijobu desu. (I'm alright)"
Maya smiled at him and they stayed like that. Then they closed their eyes and begun to seal the gap between them with a kiss…but once again it never happened.
"Hey sensei! Where are you!" a voice called out.
The two, now-furious-because-they-weren't-able-to-kiss lovers parted rather grumpily.
"Sigh, what is it now Shikamaru?" Kakashi asked a pony-tailed male ninja.
"Sensei! C'mon! You're missing all the fun!" he got both of their wrists and rushed towards the festival.
Back to Naruto and company…
They all agreed to separate and meet again at Konoha's hotel. Now Naruto and Hanyoku decided to go together so they could scheme for the tomorrow's plans.
PAK!
A teddy bear fell from a mahogany shelf.
"YATTA! (ALRIGHT!) Once again, I win!" Naruto cheered while Hanyoku clapped happily.
The booth owner gave the stiffed toy to the blonde brick-head, who gave it to the tormentor of poor souls.
"For the evil lady!" he taunted.
"Hey!" she pouted as they started to walk to the other booths. "You know what? I wish your intestines were twisted into knots and ripped apart inside your lousy pathetic gut." she added rather slyly to complete the demonic glint in her face, hugging the stuffed toy close.
Naruto gave her his cutest puppy pout so she can take back what she said earlier. Unfortunately for him, he hasn't mastered the genuine art of the puppy pout, so Hanyoku's wall was sturdy as ever.
"Hmph! Evil woman!"
"Men are so evil…: she stated, "….Will you go out with me?" she added, unhesitant.
"H…huh…yes…?"
"Goody!" she cheered, "Now please but me a house and lot, 500 sets of Saiyuki dolls, a new cell phone, an iPod mini, a laptop, the complete set of Saiyuki mangas and Ragnarok manwahs and….oh! Don't forget the Super Duper Banana Split!" she added.
Naruto stared at her, opened-mouthed at the request.
"Hey! I don't have that kind of money, you know!" he pouted.
Hanyoku grinned evilly.
"Whatever blondie. Just get on it!" she playfully poked him.
And whatever happened during that evening… was history. Except that Kakashi and Maya never kissed during that evening…or maybe ever…
…or is it?
TBC…
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Kakashi: What? No kiss again! Argh! rips out his hair
Maya: holding out blue prints on how to sue the writer and evil matchmakers
Yufa, Sakura, Hanyoku, Naruto and Sasuke: (O o)
Yufa: Uh…please leave reviews while we try to stay alive! AHHH!