The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: yo ag-
Itachi: SHUT UP! I'M IN THIS CHAPTER!
ILI: ok, ok, ok sheesh
digitalcat17: thank you! yes, sasuke was VERY nice! lol. yes we are and yeswe knew that! huzaah!
Neko Tenten: lol
Disclamer: i don't own naruto, rent, system of a down, linkin park, or evenencence (sp?)
extra thanks to Alien26 for doing the fight and giving me the song lyrics!
A few months passed and Gai made an announcement to his team.
"The Hokage have worked so hard on this but finally she figured out a way where she can give Lee his surgery with a 51 chance of survival!"
"GAI SENSEI!" Lee cried, throwing his crutch out of his hand and running the best he could to Gai, giving him a big hug and crying. Tenten was crying too and Neji was actually smiling.
"LEE!"
"GAI SENSEI!"
Lee's surgery was arranged for the next week and that week flew by so fast!
Everyone came and waited with Gai, Neji, and Tenten, even The Sand Siblings and Zabuza's team, who where all too lazy to go home.
Gai couldn't sit still. He passed back and forward until he was about 3 feet into the ground.
"Gai… your in the ground," Kakashi and Zabuza pointed out.
"I LIKE THE GROUND! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" he yelled. They just shrugged and Kakashi went back to his book and Zabuza went back to playing rock, paper, scissors with Haku.
Hours and hours passed. Rin, who was the Hokage's head med-nin for this surgery came out every now and then to reassure everyone that things where going ok and Lee wasn't dead or something.
Every time she came out Gai started crying. "YOUTHFUL LEE DIED!" he always yelled. Rin would sigh.
"No Gai. Lee isn't dead and everything is ok." Kakashi couldn't help but snicker at how Gai was bothering his old teammate.
Finally she came out again.
Gai: "YOUTHFUL LEE DIED!"
Rin: -sigh- "No Gai. Lee isn't dead."
"GOOD!" Gai yelled.
"But…"
"OH MY GOD! HE'S GOING TO DIE!"
"No…"
"Oh…"
'"He's done with the surgery and has moved into recovery. Tsunade-sama believes that he should make a full recovery!"
"YAY! MY YOUTHFUL LEE'S BURING YOUTH WILL NOT BE PUT OUT AT HIS YOUNG, YOUTHFUL AGE!"
The next day, Rin and Kakashi where talking about Lee's surgery.
"I swear! I'm going to kill that green loving, spandex wearing, bowl-haircut, FREAK!" Rin yelled.
"Get in line," Kakashi welcomed.
"FINE! I WILL!" Suddenly, Kakashi felt that something was wrong, very wrong.
"Do you have a bad feeling?" he asked.
"No…"
"I have a bad feeling…"
"I read in one of Tsunade-sama's books that sometimes you can sense problems in people who are of great importance to you but no one else can."
"Oh shit…"
"I'm bored!" Wesley complained.
It had been about a two months since they graduated collage but Jackie, Michelle, or himself where unable to gain a steady job but when they where in school, Snape made Michelle and Wesley move on campus so they wouldn't be late and Jackie moved in too and after school, they left the campus and moved into an apartment together in Detroit.
"Us too," Michelle and Jackie replied.
"What day is it?" Jackie asked.
"Um…April 12th," Michelle replied.
"Happy Passover!" Wesley said happily. "Going to keep Passover?" (A/N: keeping Passover is not eating yeast. I think there is more to it but I donno. I never went to Hebrew school -')
"How can she keep Passover when she doesn't eat?" Jackie asked before a pillow collided with her face.
"Haha! Very funny you baka hoser!"
"Foolish Yankee!"
"Baka hoser!"
"Foolish Yankee with now short brown hair, glasses, and who never takes off gloves AND who is EMO!"
"Baka hoser with now long brown and still has glasses who is GOTH!"
"I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be! You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me!" Wesley sang the first few lines of the 'Emo Song'. (A/N: that's a real song, FYI!http/ )
Girls: o.O
"What?"
"Nothing," the both mumbled.
In the background, the Rent soundtrack was playing.
There are those who shield their hearts. Those who quit before they start. Who've frozen up the part of them that feels. In the dark they've lost there sight, like a ship without a star in the night but hold on tight. Love heals. (Song, Love Heals from Rent but its not in the movie)
"Want to practice?"
"Sure."
"How bout 'Hypnotize', 'Numb' and, 'Bring Me To Life'?"
"Sure."
"WOOT! SYSTEM OF A DOWN ROCKS!" Wesley yelled.
For this song, Wesley sings lead, Jackie plays guitar and sings back up and Michelle plays drums.
Wesley: Why don't you ask, the
kids at Tienamen Square
is fashion the reason
why they were there?
Jackie: They disguised it,
hypnotized it
Televsion
made you buy it
Wesley: I'm just sitting
in my car and
Both: waiting for my-
Wesley: She's scared that I will
take her away from there
her dreams and her country
left with no one there
Jackie: Mesmerize the
simple-minded
Propaganda
leaves us blinded
Wesley: I'm just sitting
in my car and
Both: and
waiting for my
girl. I'm just sitting
in my car and
waiting for my
girl. I'm just sitting
in my car and
waiting for my
girl.
-Wicked drum and guitar duet-
Both: I'm just sitting
in my car and
waiting for my
girl. I'm just sitting
in my car and
waiting for my
girl.
"WOOT! I LOVE THIS SONG! I LOVE SYSTEM OF A DOWN!"
"I thinks Wes is on water," Michelle said.
"Hehe," Jackie said. (A/N: me, Jackie, and our friend Laura said out friend Julie is on water because she acts high so it's a natural high!)
"I like water…" he said.
"LET'S DO NUMB!" Jackie said happily.
For that song, Jackie did lead, Michelle did guitar and backup and Wesley did drums.
Jackie: I'm tired of being what you want me to be
feeling so faithless
lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
put under the pressure
of walking in your shoes
Michelle: Caught in the undertow. Just caught in the undertow
Jackie: Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Michelle: Caught in the undertow. Just caught in the undertow
Both: I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you
Jackie: Can't you see that you're smothering me
holding too tightly
afraid to lose control
cause everything that you thought I would be
has fallen apart right in front of you
Michelle: Caught in the undertow. Just caught in the undertow
Jackie: Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Michelle: Caught in the undertow. Just caught in the undertow
Jackie: And every second I waste is more than I can take
Both: I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you And I know
I may end up failing too
but I know
you were just like me
with someone disappointed in you I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you
Jackie: I've become so numb
Michelle: Tired of being what you want me to be
Jackie: I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Michelle: Tired of being what you want me to be
"I think someone in this room is numb!" Jackie said, looking at Michelle's direction, only to receive a glare. Wesley did that rim sort thing where someone makes a joke.
"Funny…veeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny," she hissed.
"Let's do the next songy!"
For this song Michelle sang led, Wesley backup and guitar and Jackie drums.
Michelle: How can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home wake me up inside
wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before I come undone
save me from the nothing I've become
now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life
Wake me up inside
Wesley: Wake me up
Michelle: Wake me up inside
Wesley: I can't wake up
Michelle: Wake me up inside
Wesley: Save me
Michelle: Call my name and save me from the dark
Wesley: Wake me up
Michelle: Bid my blood to run
Wesley: I can't wake up
Michelle: Before I come undone
Wesley: Save me
Michelle: Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
Wake me up inside
Wesley: Wake me up
Michelle: Wake me up inside
Wesley: I can't wake up
Michelle: Wake me up inside
Wesley: Save me
Michelle: Call my name and save me from the dark
Wesley: Wake me up
Michelle: Bid my blood to run
Wesley: I can't wake up
Michelle: Before I come undone
Wesley: Save me
Michelle: Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
Wesley: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
Michelle: Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love - darling - only you
Are the life among the dead
Wesley: All of this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
Michelle: I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Wesley: Without a thought without a voice without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Michelle: Bring me to life
Wesley: Wake me up
Michelle: Wake me up inside
Wesley: I can't wake up
Michelle: Wake me up inside
Wesley: Save me
Michelle: Call my name and save me from the dark
Wesley: Wake me up
Michelle: Bid my blood to run
Wesley: I can't wake up
Michelle: Before I come undone
Wesley: Save me
Michelle: Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
Wesley: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
Michelle: Bring me to life
"WOOT!" Jackie said.
Then they went back to doing nothing.
"You know," Wesley said, "I think I screwed up a few times, can we do it again?"
"Sure," they both said.
"Ok, from the top once more!" Wesley yelled.
But before they could begin picking up their instruments, CRASH! A hole was made from the wall! As the dust cleared, a man with a black trench coat and a paper hat walked to the trio.
"How the hell are we going to pay for that, let alone explain it!" Wesley said.
"Good evening," he said with a cruel calculating voice. "You are, I presume, Wesley (air horn), Michelle (air horn), and Jackie (air horn), yes?"
No one moved an inch. Finally, Wesley spoke up. "Uhh, y-yes, why?"
'There's something about him that's familiar,' he thought. 'But I don't know what.'
The cloaked man lifted his head. His eyes were blood red, his iris surrounded by three black teardrops.
"What are you doing here, Itachi"? Michelle asked.
"How do you know who he is!" Jackie asked.
"He looks JUST like Sasuke but with longer hair!"
"Oh…"
The trio taking their fighting stances.
Itachis eyes simply narrowed. "Your suffering," he replied. "And…the suffering of others, of course."
In the blink of an eye, he kneed Wesley in the gut so hard; he flew through the wall and onto the street. Without hesitation, he punched Jackie out the new hole-in-the-wall with the twenty year old, and kicked Michelle in the jaw to join them. It took them awhile to get back on their feet, but as they did, Itachi noticed that their all three of their eyes had changed to a blood red with one black teardrop in the center.
Itachi's eyes narrowed. 'Inserting… VERY inserting.'
Wesley started first. He instantly created a large water dragon, even though there wasn't any water around. The dragon collided with the traitor's body, creating a huge explosion of water and steam. Michelle created a few hand signs and fired a flame dragon from her mouth. Before the steam had even dissipated, the second dragon connected to the target again. Jackie did the same thing. When the flames eventually died down, Itachis clothes were partially burnt and wet. The ends of his hair were singed off. The trench coat was burnt off, revealing his sleeveless black shirt and black pants. 'The people back at HQ aren't going to like that! And it will take like 2 months to get my hair ok again! Shit!'
The trio created another barrage with kunai and shuriken. Itachi deflected most of the projectiles with his own kunai, but a few shuriken his left arm and his left foot. His eyes closed, and then opened again, revealing a weird spiral shape instead of 3 teardrops.
Suddenly, the three were in a trance.
Wesley, Michelle, and Jackie had found himself strapped onto a cross. They saw Itachi with a sword in his hand.
"For the next seventy-two hours, I will torture you until you cannot defend yourself," he said, thrusting the sword into their stomachs. They screamed in pain. This went on for what seemed like an eternity. And every time the sword poked through flesh, their wounds healed instantly so Itachi could stab it again. Then he spoke, "Seventy-one hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty-nine seconds to go."
In reality, of course, this only took a few seconds. Wesley, Michelle, and Jackie fell down to the ground in exhaustion. Itachi stood over their prey, his expression never changing.
"Now to finish the job." He took out a kunai, with the intention of slitting their throats. The blade came closer and closer- then he was just about to throw it behind him when he felt the cool touch of metal touch his hot skin.
"So, we meet again, Kakashi," Itachi hissed.
"What are you doing here," Kakashi hissed back. Itachi chuckled.
"I could be asking you the same question, Hatake."
"I could kill you right now you know," hr pressed the knife closer to the elder of the Uchiha brother's neck. "But why denied Sasuke that?" Itachi chuckled again.
"My foolish little brother could never kill me."
"Maybe not now, but hate is a very powerful emotion that is making him stronger." Itachi flinched.
'EVERYONE IN THAT GODDAMN VILLAGE THINKS I KILLED MY FAMILY! I DIDN'T! Well…I did but it wasn't my goddamn fault!' Itachi screamed in his head. He had to bit his lip to keep from saying it aloud, for that was for another day.
"Well Kakashi, I'm afraid I will have to leave, as my mission for now is as complete as it can get." He broke away from Kakashi's grasp and tried to jump into the air, but rocks from the ground suddenly encased his feet. He looked at the Copy ninja, his left eye blood red. Itachi smirked? The rocks retreated from his feet, then jumped off into the distance.
'Damn it, he got away again,' Kakashi thought grimly. He then turned to the three-non ninjas and carried them off.