Kakashi's Date Frenzy
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Yufa: Hey people! How's the holidays!
Mine was great! But I won't tell you here! Just visit my blog: or my website (if I'll ever update it) That's all I want to chitter about to you folks! As for the reviewers thank you so much and please keep them coming! I'd really appreciate it!
I'd also like to mention that I'll be having three other pairings here aside from Kakashi and Maya! (P) Not telling!
You have to read it to find out!
However, I'm not that author who loves to torture their readers, so I'll give you guys one hint. Ready?
Here it is.
One of the pairs was mentioned in the previous chapter!
Plus, there are some anime characters from other anime series making cameo appearances! What fun is that! Ok! No more blabbering!
And now…onward to the story!
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Dedication: To ImpRulz for being a great friend whether online or not. Luv ya! Mwah! (3)
And to Hanyoku for contributing some of the tortures and ideas here! I'm so happy you're one of my bestest friends Ms. Tormentor of Poor Souls! Nyahaha!
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Kakashi's Date Frenzy
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Day 2: Shall we Dance? ...Not!
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7:12 am; Konoha Traveler's Hotel, Café Shop
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Maya was sitting at one of those cute coffee tables at the hotel's café, reading a sappy novel as Sephartiri joined her.
"Ohayo Maya-chan! (Good morning Maya-chan!)" she greeted.
The girl only grunted in response. Seph took that as a happy reply, being the most optimistic in the group.
"Nice weather we're having today, huh?" she asked.
Maya looked at her friend from atop her book with a brow raised.
"What're you up to?" Maya asked, suspicious by the glint of evil in her friend's eyes.
Sephartiri grinned like a Cheshire cat.
"Oh…nothing in particular!" the Egyptian-crazy girl replied, trying her best to become oh-so angelic innocent.
Unfortunately for Maya, "Operation: Dance" is now in session.
"I just came by to tell you that we're having a dance party this afternoon. Did you bring sophisticated looking party clothes?" she asked.
She knew what was going to happen next. As she expected, Maya had a freaking expression on her face.
"WHAT? SOPHISTICATED PARTY CLOTHES! No one told me about that!" she shrieked, scaring away some innocent bystanders and hotel guests.
Sephartiri sweat dropped at this but didn't expect this way much reaction from the girl.
"Err… sorry?"
"Sorry? SORRY! How can you be sorry! No one told me about a dance party thingy!" she furiously stated to the girl in front of her.
Sephartiri turned into a tare Sephartiri, "Sowe!" she apologized.
Sighing, Maya slowly calmed down and said, "What do I do?"
Sephartiri grinned and whispered something to her ear.
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4:00 pm; Konoha Traveler's Hotel, Ballroom
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"Wow! Guys! You look awesome!" Sakura complimented her companions.
Sakura was wearing simple emerald party dress with red sequins on her skirts for the highlights. Finishing with one inch sandals with were black.
"Thanks!" Yufa grinned.
She was wearing a beautiful form clinging off-shoulder metallic rose hue Lee Pipes blouse. Matching with it was a denim skirt held by a violet fashionista belt. She had her lucky beige boots with a simple heart-shaped locket around her neck to complete her whole attire. Adorning her let down shoulder length black hair was a stellar hair-pin, given to her by her lover.
"No biggie!" the color red lover Hanyoku replied.
Now it's obvious you all know what color of gown she's wearing! Yep! She's wearing a red spaghetti strap tee which was red. Red Sketchers tennis shoes. A red pendant and red earrings were on her for her accessories. Well except for her Crissa jeans which were denim blue.
Following her was a man with brown hair and a small dragon sitting on his left shoulder. He donned a black long sleeved shirt with a logo saying: "SAIYUKI RULZ" and also with brown pants with he usually wore plus with a pair of glasses sitting on his nose. Green was his eyes and white was his skin. Hanyoku introduced him as her brother, Cho Hakkai.
Everybody was already okay with Hakkai; solely because of his kind face and of his gentle manner. It was surprising for them to see the pair; Hakkai with his gentle, sweet sayings and Hanyoku with her satire taste of words. It never failed to enter their minds that Hanyoku must've been busy about death and misery to boys especially to Naruto.
Naruto was standing a few meters away from his so-called date and her brother. He finally gulped down the lump on his throat and walked towards her with a square thing on his hand. Upon reaching the girl, parting some innocent bystanders along the way, he smile his most good-looking and macho smile (if you would like to call it that) and presented his offering to the red-loving, tormentor of poor souls.
"Uhm…uh…, Han, here's a CD for you!" he said as if it were some kind of exam to win the girl's love.
Beads to sweat were starting to fall like the Niagara Falls in America at his back and pants making it look like he wet himself literally from anxiety and nervousness. Hanyoku looked at the blonde with the most serious face she could muster. Her brother did the exact opposite by smiling as if that happens everyday in his whole entire life. Her arms were crossed on her chest as she glared at the CD case in Naruto's hand. A brow rose, but still she dared made no move for the gift before her.
The others just stared at the pair; Hanyoku finally released a sigh, as if it were some trouble. She reached for the CD with her forehead in wrinkles, wondering why in the name of the Scandavian god of beauty and love, Frigga, he gave her this rather than sweet smelling flowers or saccharine, mint chocolates in heart-shaped boxes instead.
"Aww… love songs?" she said in a rather sickly sweet voice that doesn't even belongs to her, also having the faintest hint of irony, that not even the most observant of ears could detect.
"Yeah, I spent all night yesterday and morning today searching for the perfect songs!"
"You did? For lil' ol' me…?" she put on a seemingly perfect puppy dog face that everyone fell for it literally.
But she quickly turned it to her evil stone face expression in heartbeat, "Idiot…I loath love songs. Especially the crappy ones that contain that true love will prevail and all the blah, blahs."
Naruto's mouth dropped to the floor as Hanyoku carelessly threw away the piece. Her tall brother didn't even bother catching it but rather just bent his head to the left to avoid it hitting his face and smashing his monocle to bits. And it fell with a dull thwack sound, flat on the marble floor. Then only to have its short, unmoving, unwanted life broken into tiny pieces when a black heel stepped on it.
"Aww…fuck!" the unknowing innocent bystander said upon seeing the CD.
The blonde turned white all over with exceptions of his outlines when he saw his hard work literally in pieces.
"He's the one hundredth and fifty-sixth, right?" Hakkai asked, pointing to Naruto.
"Yeah…" Hanyoku shook her head, "And a stupid one at that he didn't even had the slightest common sense in his abnormally tiny perverted brain to tell him to ask me want I really want."
"Well, that's unless they're my show's songs, Parokya ni Edgar, Nami Tamaki, BoA, Carpenters, Tanaka Rie, the Weiss Kruz or Hunter X's songs."
Hakkai stroked Hakuryu's scaly neck. It also entered the other's head; why on Earth their names start with an 'H'?
But Naruto, who received the blow by being called "stupid", broke his reverie.
"You are so mean!"
"Ah, ah…" she pointed her finger at his face like a queen who was about to pass judgment with a serious face, it was then that Naruto saw that, for some really freaky reasons, her nails grew long and sharp, coated in her beloved color. He mentally slapped himself, he probably had too much latte from being up all night because to of the CD.
"You forget; I know how to hurt you in the most inhumane way possible without being in a ten thousand radius from you." she said with an air of superiority, her other hand on her slender hip. "So don't think you can just say things without my consent."
Left again with his mouth gaping open, nothing came.
"Oh yeah, Hakkai meet the most stupid boy with a one digit IQ in this whole place." she turned and nodded, her head at the boy's direction.
An angry vein popped out of the blonde's head.
I'll show you, old hag! he thought angrily as he stormed away from the scene.
"Err… Han, don't you think you were a bit too harsh on Naruto?" Yufa nervously informed the tomboy like girl.
Just as Hanyoku was about to say some vulgar words, one could never imagine. Sephartiri, as the host for the ballroom, spoke through the microphone, in a very loud voice.
"ARE YOU REA-DAY TO PAR-TAY PEOPLE!"
Ok…ok…it was more of a shout.
Miraculously, no one's ears got their eardrums hurt because their immediate reaction was…
"WOHOO! LET'S GET IT STARTIN'!"
Sephartiri swore their shout was as explosive as the explosion of Mount Vesuvius or Krakatoa and almost blew the hotel's roof off its hinges.
"ALRIGHTY! DJ! MUSIC PLEASE!"
The Black Eyed Peas' "My Hump" began to play loudly over the speakers, almost making everyone fly out of their skins.
"THIS PARTY ROCKS!" Yufa exclaimed, her slender hips swaying in tune with the music.
"LIKE HELLO? I WAS THE ONE WHO CHOSE THE PARTY MUSIC FOR US!" Sephartiri boasted.
Hanyoku rolled her eyes but couldn't help hide the smile on her lips. Same goes to Maya but she kept on looking around looking for just a hint of silver amongst the crowd.
"Hey, wanna dance?" a very handsome, kind of spiky haired brunette offered his hand to Yufa.
Yufa giggled as she held his hand.
"You're such a gentleman Shido-kun!" thus ran off with him, hand in hand, within the crowd.
"Hey Seph!" a long black haired boy of thirteen waved at her.
"Kouji-kun!" the optimistic hostess jumped into her boyfriends arms and ended up what happened to Yufa and Shido.
"What a bunch of love sick idiots…" Hanyoku muttered before disappearing amongst the punch bowl, while Hakkai disappeared amongst the buffet table.
A sweat drop fell from the back of Maya's raven black haired head when she saw where the last two were headed.
Are they that hungry? she asked herself.
Shaking the thought away, she slowly realized that she was alone in her spot. Everybody had their escort except for her because he hasn't arrived yet and he was so SUPER late.
"He's late…" she uttered. I'm so gonna kill him.
A man stood beside her.
"Well? Shall we dance?"
The goth girl looked at the person beside her hoping it wasn't a rapist or something but something familiar caught her eye.
SPIKY SILVER HAIR
"Kakashi!" Maya exclaimed.
The silver haired jounin smiled at her his eyes crinkling in a very cute manner. He wore a slightly open grayish silver shirt, revealing a portion of his fine manly muscles with an ID chain around his neck and black pants and tennis shoes to finish it off. However he didn't wear his forehead protector as well as his mouth mask, letting for the entire world to see his finely sculpted face.
"Gomenasai… (I'm sorry) I kept you waiting."
"Yeah you did!" she gave her famous pout, her eyes traveling on the open shot on his shirt. "Can't you see it's rude to make a lady wait!"
"Sowe!"
"Sigh…At least you're here…" Yey! I love you!
"Wanna dance?" he offered his hand to her.
"I thought you'll never ask…" she took his hand within hers as they headed now to the multicolored dance floor to join the others.
While they were doing that T.M Revolution's "Ignited" begun to play over the loudspeakers seconds after "My Hump" faded. The crowd went bananas as they heard the brilliant song from one of the Anime World's Gundam Seed Destiny's famous soundtracks. (Ok you all Gundam fans who are reading this, SCREAM!)
"Oh my gawd! I love T.M Revolution!" Yufa exclaimed as she and Sephartiri danced as if they have never danced before.
"Nice!" a random guy named Shinn Asuka yelled nearby, "I wonder who picked the songs?"
Maya nudged Sephartiri.
"Hey Seph, looks like you've got a fan there!"
"Stop it Maya! You're flattering me!"
Sephartiri's face went to the color of crimson as she said this making Kouji chuckle boyishly.
"Hey Seph, I think it's already time!" Yufa stated.
"WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"I said…. SEPH! I THINK IT'S ALREADY TIME!"
"FOR WHAT?"
"YOU KNOW!"
"OH!"
Maya curiously looked at Yufa.
"Time for what?"
"WHAT?" Yufa asked unable to hear her voice over the music blaring from the loudspeakers.
"I said…TIME FOR WHAT?"
"YOU'LL SEE!" she replied before turning her back and smiling devilishly at her Shido.
Maya turned her back at the pair and looked at Kakashi who shrugged and wrapped both of his arms around her to bring her closer making Maya blush.
Shido leaned close to Yufa and whispered in her ear, "I can't believe you're this evil, love…"
Yufa's smile broadened and leaned close to his ear, "Makes it more sexy, don't you think?"
The Beast Master wrapped an arm around her waist and brought her closer to his slim form, "Very much…"
Ok…let's take a look at Seph!
Sephartiri quickly scooted off to the stage while giving the DJ a signal to stop the music.
"Ok people may I have your attention!" Sephartiri spoke from the podium on the stage.
Everyone's attention went directly to the girl.
"People! Are you ready to play… THE SPELLING BEE!"
And once again, the crowd went wild! But sweat dropped from behind Maya and Kakashi's heads.
"Spelling…?" Maya stated.
"Bee…?" Kakashi continued.
The two looked at each other and shrugged again just letting the flow go.
"And now I'll need participants for this contest"
A lot of chattering and shoving followed shortly. Naruto glancing at Hanyoku, who was busy talking to her ever smiling brother, decided it was time to shine out and prove his worth to the red-loving girl.
"ME! I'll VOLUNTEER!"
"O…kay! Uzumaki Naruto is our contestant along with Yagami Taichi, Fuyuki Shido, Uchiha Sasuke, Minamoto Kouji, Hatake Kakashi, Zala Athrun, Kyuzo-sama aaaaandddd ALBERT EINSTIEN!"
The whole room was filled with crowd's hoots, cheers and yells for their champions giving out their moral support. The seven boys along with the old freaky guy went to their respective places while Sephartiri got busy with her MC-ing.
Yufa cheered for her beloved Shido, while in the other hand Maya just shook her head. Hanyoku sighed and whispered something in Hakkai's ear who in turn was feeding his little dragon with sweets. From the distance, Naruto can see this evil smirk on Hakkai's lips. For a moment, cold air tickled his back and each bone in his body had this grotesque feeling that wasn't really good.
He shook his head and gave a weak smile. Shido and Taichi smoothed their hair at the same time as Yufa down with the audience was holding up a poster of…
"Shido Fuyuki!" Taichi exclaimed.
The soccer hottie glanced menacingly at the Beast Master, who in turned gave a flying kiss towards the girl. It had never failed to enter the boy who-has-the-stick-for-a-body's mind (Ok Taichi fans don't kill me! I never wrote this part at all! Hanyoku loves to torture poor Taichi 'coz she thinks he's really a stick! Hanyoku! I still haven't forgiven you for that!) where she got that glossy poster in the span of 0.00001 seconds flat.
"So you were the reason why she broke up with me!" Taichi pointed an accusing finger at the Beast Master.
Shido looked at him calmly, "That wasn't the reason Yagami-san…She broke up with you when she found out you were going out with that Catherine!"
"I WANT HER BACK!"
"YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR HER!"
"FINE! I'LL BEAT YOU IN THIS CONTEST!"
"FINE….!"
Yufa down the at the dance floor seat dropped as she heard this. Maya went near her and whispered, "Why is he trying to get you back? He was the one who wanted to break up with you in the first place!"
"Don't ask me! Ask him!"
"Fine! Sheesh, you're so touchy!"
"Sorry about my onnichan…" a quiet voice spoke out.
"It's alright Hikari, I know him by heart you know, since I went out with him for four years."
"Yeah, I know. He's just paranoid that you left him and found out that Catherine already has a boyfriend!"
"Does she really?" Yufa put on a thoughtful face.
Back on the stage, Sasuke, Kouji, Athrun and Kyuzo sat on their designated place and earned the girl population's full attention.
The Uchiha Sasuke Fan Club led by Sakura Haruno held up glossy banners bearing the chunnin's face and name in fluent hiragana characters.
"KICK THEIR ASSES SUASUKE-KUN!" the heart-eyed girls screamed at the silent ninja, who in return didn't say anything nor did anything to thank their utmost support to him.
He just "tch-ed" to no one in particular and just at down on his designated seat.
"Athrun! Win this for me babe!" a pretty blonde, named Cagalli cheered through the crowd.
Athrun waved gaily to his girlfriend and fellow Coordinators and Natural friends.
Kakashi was just his normal self and waved at a few people, especially his girl down at the crowd.
(Hanyoku: Where's his mask! I thought it was there for crappy purposes! Yufa: Crap my ass! Weren't you listening to my explanations at school? Geez… People nowadays…)
Back to story…
Kouji and Kyuzo just sat at their places and won the whole girl population's attention, aside from Sasuke of course. Even their fans club was holding up glossy picture posters of them!
Einstein, on the other hand, is Einstein.
No more. No less.
"Now! Everybody! Especially you contestants better listen up!" Seph spoke through the microphone. "The first person who reaches six trillion points wins okay?"
All of the contestants nodded, except for Naruto, agreed.
"WHAT! SIX TRILION?"
"Well, I'm not the one with a one-digit I.Q who was stupid enough to join a spelling contest without thinking even thinking it out!" Seph pointed out.
Naruto just slammed his fist on his table.
"This is full of bullshit! It's impossible for a single hare-brained person to get six trillion points in just a few fucking rounds!"
"Well, that you're problem dope, not ours…" Sasuke coolly pointed out to the yellow-haired brick head.
That shut up Naruto.
Seph, pretending she never heard a single word Naruto said jus continued with her MC-ing.
"Ok! The sequence goes like this! Naruto, Kakashi, Kyuzo, Kouji, Taichi, Shido, Sasuke and Einstein! READY? LET'S PLAY!"
TBC….
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Yufa: Whew! That's a long chapter! I really had to divide it into two!
Maya: Go Kakashi! Go!
Sephartiri: Kick their butts Kouji-kun!
Hanyoku: …..
Yufa: O….k… That was weird. Anyway, please keep the reviews coming! Domo Arigatou!