The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: and the chapters and winding down as the story is almost done
Gaara: YAY! AWAY FROM YOU!
ILI: then we shall start the sequal!
Gaaar: DAMN!
ILI: -happy-
Itachi: I KICKED ASS! WOOT!
Alien26: yay! two chapters! yay tenten's revenge! yay band! WOOT!
MikoHatome: woot is right!
digitalcat17: yay! i made jackie go O.o!
Neko Tenten: i think kosher is like an all around thing and keeping passover is different...aw well! it matters not! i was born jewish but i didn't go to hebrew school -anime tears- so i know nothing!
Disclamer: me no own naruto or friendsor rent! SEE RENT IF YOU HAVEN'T!
"WHO ATTACKED THEM!" Tsunade yelled when Kakashi had finished telling her the story and the trio was being treated.
"Itachi…Sasuke's older traitor brother,"he replied, saying 'traitor' very cold. Tsunade banged her head on the wall and let out a cry of frustration.
"THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS EVER!" she yelled. "EVEN SOMEONE IN THE BINGO BOOK NEVER BRAKES THAT RULE OF NOT ATTACKING SOME ONE OUTSIDE THE SHNOBI WORLD!"
Then there was a knock on the door.
"WHAT! I mean…come in!" The door opened and Anko walked in.
"Tsunade-sama! I wasn't expecting you to be awa…WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, TEME!" Anko yelled, pointing at Kakashi.
"THAT is only Tsunade's problem and my own. THANK YOU!" he hissed.
"Oh right, we had an appointment Anko…um…something has some up, can we do this later?"
"Fine, but anything that has to do with HATAKE must be a waste of your time." She turned to leave nut the Hokage stopped her.
"Anko, could you do me a favor and get Sasuke here, please? And tell him to bring ALL of his books on the history of the Uchiha clan. I don't care if he needs to go back to the Uchiha compound!"
"Hai Tsunade-sama!"
About 30 minutes later, two piles of books arrived at the 5th's door.
"Here!" Sasuke said, throwing the books on his desk, Anko doing the same.
"WONDERFUL!" she said, started to frantically looking threw them. Sasuke, Kakashi, and Anko looked at her like she was crazy. "HUZAAH! FOUND IT!" Then she ran over to her file cabinets and pulled out 3 files and ripped them open. "HA!" Then she looked very carefully at some pictures. "Oh…my…GOD!"
"WHAT!" all three yelled.
"Shizune!" The door opened again the Hokage's right hand woman came in.
"Yes, Tsunade-sama?" she asked.
"I need a blood test on our 3 gusts and stat!"
"Hai!"
"Sasuke," Tsunade said, motion for him to come over. He hesitated, frighten on the Hokage's current state of insanity but Kakashi gave him a shove on the back and he walked to her.
"Hai?" he asked.
"Hold out your arm." Sasuke did as he was told. "Ball your hand into a fist please." He did that. Tsunade opened her desk and took out a big rubber band, a butterfly needle, a alcohol pad, bandage, and an empty vile.
"Tsunade-sama!" Sasuke asked in shock as she tied the rubbed band around his upper arm. "What are you doing!"
"Drawing blood baka!" She wiped the pad on the spot where his arm bends and stuck the needle in and attached the vile at the bottom, letting the blood flow into it. Sasuke quickly turned away and shut his eyes.
'I HATE GIVING BLOOD! I HATE GIVING BLOOD! I HATE GIVING BLOOD!' he yelled in his mind.
"Done!" she said. Then she ran out of the room.
"What the hell was that?" Sasuke asked. The two older shinobi shrugged.
"Laps of sanity?" Kakashi suggested.
"I was going to sat that teme!" Anko hissed. He shrugged.
"Ok that won't be done for a few days," Tsunade said calmly, walking back into the room about 2 hours later.
"What took so long?" asked Kakashi, shaking Sasuke awake, who had fallen asleep in one of the chairs.
"PICKLED FISH LIPS!" he yelled, shocked. Everyone looked like 'O.o o.O' "Um… SHUT UP! I'M GOING HOME!" then he ran out of the room.
"So…what took you so long?" Anko asked.
"I was working on those three," she said. "I donno what Itachi did to them or how he did it but it was GOOD! And no matter what anyone does, they WON'T wake up!"
"Are they ever?" Kakashi asked.
"Eventually. I just don't know how long it will take. And they all had multiple broken body parts."
"I have no idea what you're talking about…" Anko said.
"Tsunade can tell you. I'm going," Kakashi said and with a 'poof' he was gone.
"OH MY GOD!" Temari yelled, running into her house.
"WHAT!" Kankuro and Gaara yelled back clearly pissed that Temari wrecked the silence of the apartment.
"Guess what Tsunade-sama told Anko, who told Rin, who told Sakura, who told me!"
"What!" Kankuro asked. "Who could understand that? That's nuts!"
"Baka! Guess who got attacked by Sasuke's older brother!"
"Sasuke has an older brother?" Gaara asked.
"I know! I didn't know either! He's nuts! He killed the whole Uchiha clan except for Sasuke!"
"NANI!" the two boys yelled.
"I KNOW! Well, he attacked Wesley, Jackie, and Michelle and they 're in a coma in the hospital!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Wow…"
"Ya… LET'S GO VISIT!"
"THEY ARE IN A COMA!" Gaara yelled. "WHAT'S THE FRIGGIN' POINT!"
"We visited you when YOU where in a coma!"
"FINE!"
With another 'poof' Kakashi was just outside the hospital room where the trio was. He didn't know why he was so scared to go in.
'You know why you don't what to go in!' Inner-Kakashi said.
'EEP! My inner self! I thought I got rid of you! Like…a long time ago!'
'Don't think your THAT lucky. But this time I won't be annoying…well not AS annoying! You don't want to go in because after oh…8 months you had stopped thinking about a certain someone around the clock and just switched to your waking hours and you think that you won't be able to handle seeing her again.'
'…'
'You know that three weakness of a shinobi, right? Well one of them is woman! WOMAN, MAN!'
'…'
'Either do one of two things jackass. Either tell her how you feel or forget 'bout it!'
'…she's in a coma.'
'Do it anyway. Then when she can actually hear you, you won't be so scared.'
'I've seen my best friend die. I'm not afraid of anything.'
'Except a girl.'
He took a deep breath and walked into the room. She was in the first bed so he sat down in the chair next to the bed.
His eye looked over the room. All three where a bit of a mess. He guessed all of them had some broken ribs, seeing how hard Itachi's impact was and how hard they hit the wall. Also Jackie had a broken leg and so did Michelle and Wesley had a broken arm.
He took her hands and started talking, though he knew she couldn't hear.
"H-hi," he started. "I've missed you. A lot. These past 8 months, I really haven't stopped thinking about you. I never thought that after knowing someone for only about 3 months could have such an impact on my life. Gai told me once, when we where in America that is, that there was something there in me that hadn't been there since my friend Obito died. Then when we got back, Gai said I was all depressed and stuff. So he made me listen to this song…"
(Falshbackie!)
"YOUTHFUL KAKASHI!" Gai yelled, 'poofing' into Kakashi's apartment, doing his 'nice guys' pose and his teeth going 'PING!'
"AGG! GAI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Kakashi yelled, freaked out. He noticed Gai had a boom box in hand. "Um…Gai…?" He pointed to it.
"Oh! This! I want you to listen to a song! It's a lovely song! It's called 'Love…"
"First Tsunade, then Iruka, now you! What's with you people thinking I'm in love!"
"HAHAHA! Just listen Rival! Now as I said it's called 'Love Heals' from Rent! WHAT A WONDERFUL MOVIE!"
"I've seen Rent…there isn't a song called 'Love Heals' in it."
"Well it's there but they cut it out and it's not in the deleted sense but it is in the play! Now listen!"
MAUREEN
Life a breath of midnight air
Like a lighthouse
Like a prayer
ANGEL
Like a flicker and the flare the sky reveals
ANGEL & MAUREEN
Like a walk along the shore
That you've walked a thousand times before
Like the oceans roar
Love heals
JOANNE
There are those who shield their hearts
Those who quit before they start
ROGER
Who've frozen up the part of them that feels
JOANNE & ROGER
In the dark they've lost their sight
Like a ship without a star in the night
But hold on tight
ALL
Love heals
JOANNE
When you feel like you can't go on
ALL
Love heals
JOANNE
Hold on to love
It'll keep you strong
ALL
Love heals
JOANNE
When you feel like you can't go on
ALL
Love heals
ROGER
Hold on to love
And it will bring you home
MAUREEN & BENNY
Love heals when pain's too much to bear
When you reach out your hand
And only the wind is there
MIMI & MARK
When life's unfair
When things like us are not to be
MAUREEN & BENNY
Love heals when you feel so small
Like a grain of sand
Like nothing at all
JOANNE & COLLINS
When you look out at sea
That's where love will be
That's where you'll find me
You'll fine me
JOANNE
So if you fear the storm ahead
MAUREEN
As you lie awake in bed
MAUREEN & JOANNE
And there's no one, no one to stroke you head
And your mind reels, your mind
Your mind reels.
MIMI
If you face is salty wet
And you're drowning in regret
Just
ALL
Don't forget
Don't forget
Don't forget
Don't forget
Don't forget
It's all right
Love heals
Love heals
Love heals
Love heals
Love heals
Gai was crying anime tears. "I LOVE THIS SONG! But to the point!" He started it over and fast-forward to
JOANNE
There are those who shield their hearts
Those who quit before they start
ROGER
Who've frozen up the part of them that feels
JOANNE & ROGER
In the dark they've lost their sight
Like a ship without a star in the night
But hold on tight
"KAKASHI MY RIVAL! THIS LINE FITS YOU IN YOUR CURRENT STATE! YOU HAVE SHIELD YOUR HEART! YOU HAVE QUIT BEFORE YOU STARTED! YOU HAVE FROZEN UP THAT PART OF YOU THAT FEELS! YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SIGHT! YOU! YOU! YOU!"
"…get out of my house."
(Flashbackie!)
Kakashi chuckled. "Gai doesn't seem too off now. Actually, I think he had it completely right. I did do all those things. But I'm scared of some things. What if you can't stay here? What if you don't feel the same? What if the line 'When things like us are not to be' is us? But sometimes, especially if you live the life of a shinobi, you have to take risks. And even if you do live the life of a shinobi, you need to break the rules. Well… I've broken one of the more important rules. The one about not having emotion. So… I need to tell you that…I love you."
'Wow… I feel better.'
'TOLD YA!'
Suddenly there was a very loud sound coming from around the bridge where Team 7 meets. "LATE AGAIN! BY 4 HOURS!" yelled what sounded like Sakura.
"Oh…" he looked down at his watch. "I AM 4 hours late…hehe…well…I guess I have to go." And with a 'poof' he was gone.
"OUCH!" Temari shrieked after Gaara bit her hand. "What the hell?"
"I DON'T like people putting their hands over my mouth!" he yelled.
"You where about to make a sound! I didn't want Kakashi-sensei hearing your big mouth! I had to cover my own mouth! Good job Kankuro! For coving your mouth!"
"Thank you very much!" Kankuro said.
"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!" Temari said suddenly. "MY BEST FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND'S SENSEI!"
"Like Friends!" Kankuro said. " 'My best friend and my sister!'"
"You Friends loving weirdos!" Gaara said.
"Shut up!" Temari said. "I've seen you watching Friends before!" Gaara didn't say anything.
"C-come on! Let's get this over with!"