Kakashi's Date Frenzy!
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Yufa: Hey minna! How's it going there? I hope you're all hungry for another chapter of Kakashi's Date Frenzy! Because I am hungry for your cheers, yells and reviews!
I'm so sorry it took me this so long to update. Guess this author's getting lazier and lazier everyday because hardly anyone reviews in this story of mine. Hehehe… But at least I'm not yet dead from this network!
Yey me!
Now for the big scoop for you guys…
I want to announce that the revised version of Seraphim and my new fic Simple and Clean is coming soon so hang in there folks!
And I'm also submitting a one-shot in the Get Backers section. I'm not telling what pairing it is for those Get Backer fans!
Plus, this chapter is my Valentine's Day special! throes heart-shaped pink confetti into the air Wee! Love is in the air!
Ok, that's all I want to say so…
Onwards to the story!
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Dedication: To ImpRulz, for being with me always! Mwah! And for Hanyoku, for being a good friend and a contributor to this chapter. I know we had this big misunderstanding and all I can say is that…. I'M NOT LESBIAN! YA HEAR!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any anime mentioned here. Waaah!
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Kakashi's Date Frenzy
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Day 2 Part 2: The Spelling Bee! WHU-AT!
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7:00 pm; Konoha Traveller's Hotel, ballroom
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"Ok! The sequence goes like this! Naruto, Kakashi, Kyuzo, Kouji, Taichi, Shido, Sasuke and Einstein! READY? LET'S PLAY!" Sephartiri yelled through her microphone, blowing everybody's brains out.
Everybody started cheering like wild party animals except for Hanyoku and her ever smiling brother.
"Naruto! First word! Spell…..CHAKRA!"
"That's easy!" the blonde-who-thinks-he's-so-intelligent replied, "C-AT-R-A! Catra!"
"WRONG! That's Catra!"
"Ooops…."
"Kakashi spell CHAKRA!"
The silver haired jounin snickered, "That's easy once you know the basics of being a shinobi!" he looked evilly at his brick with a blonde wig student beside him. "It's spelled as C-H-A-K-R-A, CHAKRA!"
"Good! 10 points to the genius ninja!" (KAKASHI FANS SCREAM!)
His whole fan club led by Maya screamed their little hearts out for the jounin.
"AIYEEEEE! WE LOVE YOU HATAKE!" Kakashi's fan club screamed.
"I LOVE YOU!" Maya screamed.
Kakashi smiled and waved boyishly making every girl in his fan club (including the authoress) faint in glee.
"O….k…" Seph nodded, "This next question is for Taichi-sama! Ready? Spell GOALIE!"
"Yey! A soccer term!" the brunette yelled, "G-O-A-L-I-E, GOALIE!" he spelled while winking at Yufa who wasn't looking but was talking to some random person.
He frowned and snuck a glance at his rival, who was now spelling SAMURAI.
"S-A-M-U-R-A-I, Samurai!" the Beast Master declared.
Yufa cheered as he was awarded one hundred points the same as Taichi.
"I LOVE YOU FUYUKI!" Yufa stood on the table holding up the poster. Joining her was the Beast Master's own fan club.
The Beast master gave them thumbs up for their support.
"Stupid stick…" Hanyoku said to no one in particular, she was just fashioning her food into Naruto's face.
"Hey, cool, you used peas for the eyes…" Hakkai pointed out.
"Stupid brick with a yellow wig…" Hanyoku started destroying her messy Naruto face.
"Well if you're just gonna destroy; you might as well eat it." Hakkai fingered the mashed potato that was supposed to be Food Naruto's face.
"Kyu!"
So they made the guys spell words.
"Now! This time spell…. FAKIR! Naruto!" Seph pointed a microphone at Naruto's face.
"What kind of word is that!" Naruto, who as I said before, has a one digit IQ, totally misunderstood the word, "Oh..F-U-C-"
"F-A-K-I-R!" Kyuzo, Kouji, Athrun, Kakashi and Sasuke shouted before Naruto could finish, "FAKIR!"
"One hundred points goes to Kyuzo-sama, Kouji, Athrun, Kakashi and Sasuke!" the Egyptian danced on her spot wildly.
"CANTANKEROUS! Taichi show your stuff!"
"C-A-N-T-A-N-K-E-R-O-U-S! CANTANKEROUS!"
"BINGO! Two hundred for you!"
The idiotic cheers of women from his fan club were already making the whole building shake.
Due to the fact that my assistant author was a lazy ass, she cut this one short.
Five hours later…
"Okay now! Scores!" Seph yelled.
Einstein- 1st- 6,000,000,000,000
Kakashi- 2nd- 5,000,000,000,000
Kyuzo- 3rd- 4,000,000,000,000
Sasuke- 4th- 3,000,000,000,000
Shido- 5th- 2,000,000,000,000
Athrun- 6th- 1,000,000,000,000
Taichi-7th- 599,000,000,000
Naruto- 130th- -10
Hakkai looked at the scores and didn't bother glancing at his sister. Without even stealing a look, he knows the girl is busy twisting forks and knives.
"He really is dumb, isn't he?" Hanyoku stated.
"Aha"
"What a pathetic loser."
"Umm…excuse me I have to go to the…the little boy's room." with that Hakkai left the tormentor of poor souls alone.
"What was that all about?" Hanyoku asked herself, but shrugged the whole thing off and continued twisting all the dining utensils she could reach within 5 meters from her current position.
"Alllllllllllllllrighty people! We'll have a fifteen minute break before awarding the winners!" Seph cheered.
Hanyoku sighed and busied herself more with the twisted metal and steel.
"Aww... Shido! You were so awesome!" Yufa wrapped her arms around Shido's neck.
"But I got fifth! I could've been higher-"
"That doesn't matter, Shido-kun…" the girl said, "At least you weren't last..."
"Aww…Yufa!" he kissed her tenderly and held her close at the same time in gratitude.
To his delight, the girl clung tighter to him as she returned the favor and deepened the kiss they shared.
We now shift to another pair nearby, consisting of a silver-haired ninja and a smirking sophomore.
"Second? That's okay…" Maya's eyes crinkled as she smiled, her eyes closing, making her cuteness rate go over the chart.
"So… you're not disappointed?" Kakashi asked, nervous that his love was really boiling with anger inside.
"Not really…" Maya snaked her hands around his neck and dragged him to the dance floor to join in a slow dance in which the music was the English Version of "Melodies of Life" of Final Fantasy 9 by Emiko Shiratori.
And before Hanyoku could see or hear more stupid lovey-dovey conversation, she decided to plow through the crowd and go straight to that 1digit I.Q-ed yellow-haired brick head.
But, fortunately, she didn't have to stand up from her velvet-covered chair when she saw familiar spiky hair poking out from the sea of heads.
On the urge of standing up, she stopped in the middle of her actions. Then reminded her doings by sitting down.
"U…uh, Hi Hanyoku…" his voice cut through her thoughts. "I've got-"
"130th place…Funny you mention that." Hanyoku smirked, "I seem to notice there were only eight contestants…"
"Ah…well…"he stuttered. "I…I…I…"
"You were trying to prove your worth to me by joining a spelling contest, but sadly, you didn't win…" Hanyoku gave him a bored look but Naruto felt that she was trying to bore holes on his head with her tyrant-like gaze.
Big holes.
Big holes with his own blood pouring out from them.
Big holes with his own blood pouring out from them with vultures eating his eyes and brains out.
Big holes with his own blood pouring out from them with vultures eating his eyes and brains out and….and… Ok, shutting up now. I'm starting to scare the younger readers.
"Yes…and I…"Naruto began.
"Don't worry, I'm not mad…" the red lover interrupted, while standing up.
"You're not…mad?" the brick head asked, dumbfounded.
"Mad, me? No, of course not!"
Hanyoku stood up and shook her head, "To say mad is a mere understatement, Naruto. I'm furious."
Naruto closed his eyes and gulped. Good-bye world…it was nice knowing you…
"But you know what? You're a brave guy and doing what you did took a lot of guts, which I might take from you if you ever piss me off." Hanyoku beamed at him with her arms across her chest.
That was unexpected…Naruto thought, "So…you're not gonna twist my intestines into knots and rip them apart inside my lousy pathetic guts?"
"Now where have I heard that?" she smiled sweetly, with a hand thoughtfully propped up face as thoughtfully as she can.
"But you showed bravery and…it goes to show you're more than a piece of brick with a yellow wig."
"Excuse me? A piece of what?" Naruto looked at her.
She just giggled, "Nothin! Now come here you brave…piece of brick!"
Naruto blushed when he felt Hanyoku's arms wrapped around his neck. He went ramrod stiff at first with a very embarrassed expression on his face. But he just smiled, still feeling heat in his face.
"Aww! Ain't that sweet!" Seph boomed from her place on the stage.
For some absurd reason a giant LCD screen appeared and the image of the pair flashed before the massive crowd. Above Naruto and Hanyoku, there was this big paper ball. They only noticed the ball when they looked at the screen. Finally, they looked up. A cracking sound was heard and the ball opened to throw pink and red confetti on them.
"Wow…" Hanyoku giggled, "Confetti…little hearts, pretty."
"Yeah, pretty…" Naruto brushed away a strand from Hanyoku's face. "I know…"
"Damn…a cliché…"
"Yeah…I know…"
"You know, since they're so adorably cute." Seph beamed at the couple from her spot at the stage, "Naruto gets bonus 1,000,000,000,100 points!"
"WHAT!"
Not only Naruto but the other contestants and their pairs gasped.
"Hey!" a voice behind cracked their surprise, "What did I miss?"
Hakkai was back from the 'Little Boys' room, strangely, with blood draining him to the bone. His clothes were in a chaotic order as if he had just cane from a brawl.
"Hakkai! What happened to you?" Hanyoku asked, eyeing her brother suspiciously.
"Uh...I had a…a bloodbath…"
"A…bloodbath?"
"I actually went back to my room and took a shower, strange enough, the water was blood!" Hakkai chuckled. "How strange…"
Then suddenly the screen which was portraying his sister and her…uh…date flashed up the news.
"FLASH NEWS! A man who strongly resembles Einstein was found dead floating at Wave Country!"
The people who happened to be nearest to Hakkai, suddenly moved away when the gruesome details were announced, including Naruto.
"His intestines were twisted in his guts and ripped apart. Also the eyes in his sockets are still missing…!"
"Oh my…" Hakkai placed a thoughtful hand on his face, "That must've hurt terribly…"
He smiled creepily at them; goose bumps ran on everyone excluding Hanyoku. And at that moment, yet again, they realized where Hanyoku got her sadistic manner.
"Yes?" Hakkai asked with a freaky smile on his face, when he felt the people's stares at him.
"Uh…nothing…" the majority muttered others with a cough and some with really weak smiles.
"O……..k…….With that settled….LET'S PARTY!" Seph declared.
The mood of the air suddenly changed from negative zero degrees to fiery happy, "YEY! PARTY!"
Instantly the song "Go!" of the Naruto series played on the background. As everyone was dancing their hips off, yes even Naruto and Hanyoku if you may ask, Maya just smiled and went outside to savor the fresh evening breeze. Kakashi, obviously, followed in instinct.
"Hey, something wrong?" he asked his beloved.
Maya just gave him a sweet smile and replied, "No, there's nothing wrong. Everything's perfect."
It made the jounin blush crimson.
As the small scene continued, they both felt themselves being dawn closer to each other.
Closer…
Closer…
Closer…
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE FOR CHRISSAKE?"
TBC…
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Yufa: Yey! A cliffy again!
Naruto: Hey! Why did I get paired up with that Tormentor of Poor Souls!
Kakashi and Maya: Join the club….
Yufa: Ehi! Onegai! Please leave reviews!