The Love of a Perverted Ninja

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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SASUKE! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT KILLING NARUTO?" Kakashi yelled a week later during training. Naruto's face was a nice shade of blue and purple cause Sasuke was chocking him.

"Um…not to do it?" Sasuke asked, slighting loosing his grip on his best friend's neck.

"YES! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"Um…trying to kill him?"

"YES! NOW LET HIM GO!" Sasuke let Naruto go and he pounced on the avenger.

"TEME!" he yelled as the wrestled on the ground.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" He had to use all his force to pry the two apart and he lifted them up and held then apart at arms length. "You HAVE to stop this! Your Chuunin!"

"Yes sensei…"

"AND Naruto, your 15 and Sasuke your 14! This really has to stop!" (A/N: I think Sasuke is older but I'm not sure but AW WELL!)

"Yes sensei…"

"Good. I don't want to force you to have a survival excursive …"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" all 4 yelled.

"Ok then." Before he had a chance to put them down there was a 'poof'.

"I GOT IT!" Tsunade yelled, waving a manila folder. "I don't know the answers but I got it! Come Kakashi and Sasuke!" She grabbed them by the collar and 'poofed' away, making Naruto fall on his butt.

"Ouch! Damn crazy old woman!" he mumbled.

"Naruto-kun!" Hinata said shocked, running to his side.

"Ok! This is BIG news!" she said when they got back to Hokage Tower.

"I thought you said you didn't know what the answer was?" Kakashi asked.

"I DON'T BUT IT HAS TO BE BIG!"

"What test did you do anyway?"

"Something."

"HELLO PEOPLE!" Jiraiya had just walked in.

"Yo!" Kakashi greeted his favorite writer.

"Your late!" Tsunade hissed. "You have been spending too much time with Kakashi!"

"Why is Ero-sennin here?" Sasuke asked, picking up on Naruto's habit. Jiraiya twitched.

"Because I want him here when I say whatever the answer is."

"GET WITH THEN!" Sasuke yelled, wanting to know why he was dragged here.

"Ok! Ok! Ok! Kakashi come over here." She forced Kakashi behind her desk so he could read the answers with her. She then opened the folder and her and Kakashi read the results. "Wow…"

"Wow…" Kakashi said at the same time as the Hokage.

"WHAT?" the two yelled.

"Positive!" Tsunade said.

"You're kidding me!" Jiraiya said in shock.

"No!"

"What was that anyway? What's positive? Do I have some type of illness or something?" Sasuke asked.

"No! Of course not!" Tsunade then told Sasuke the story that Kakashi told her. "And the DNA test came out positive! These three have Uchiha blood!"

Sasuke was quite for a long time, face unreadable. Then he snapped.

"LIRE! LIRE! LIRE! LIRE! THAT ISN'T TRUE! YOU LIE OLD WOMAN! YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIE!" (A/N: Invader Zim lovers UNITE!) Then he stormed out of the room.

"Wait Sasuke!" all 3 called, going after him.

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!" the two non-ninja girls repeated over and over again, banging their right hand on the table at 1-7 and adding two fingers from their left hand on 8.

They had JUST woken up, had no idea where they where, didn't know what happened, and where bored.

"Why are your eyes red?" Jackie asked.

"I donno. Why are your eyes red?" Michelle responded.

"I donno but its cool!"

"Ya!"

Suddenly they heard a familiar voice yell.

"IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE! STOP LIEING! THAT'S NOT COOL!"

"It doesn't sound like Sasuke's very happy," Jackie said. Michelle nodded in agreement.

"Wait…SASUKE!"

"Ya…that wouldn't make sense…"

"No…duh!"

"Foolish Yankee."

"Baka hoser." This goes on for a while then Sasuke walked into the room…more like slammed the door open, making them both jump.

"THESE THREE PEOPLE ARE NOT UCHIHA! Oh…hello…OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THEIR EYES!" He pointed to them.

Jiraiya, whom they never met, walked in and looked at their eyes closely.

"Yup! Those are Uchiha eyes if I ever saw them! Nice to meet you! Name's Jiraiya!" He shook both their hands.

"Shut up Jiraiya!" Tsunade scolded. Kakashi had decided to say outside the room and behind a wall so no one would see him. "Your pervertedness might rub off!" Jiraiya just shrugged.

Sasuke was still frozen in spot, pointing. "SAUSKE! WAKE UP!" Jiraiya yelled in his ear, causing him only to fall over but still frozen like that.

"Let the shock wear off," Tsunade said. "So how are you two feeling?"

"Fine," they both said.

"But where are we, how did we get here, what happened, and why are our eyes red?" Michelle asked. Then Tsunade explained the whole story.

"And since you are Uchiha, you have the blood right to become a shinobi and live here without any other Kage having the right to kick you out."

"Especially the Kazekage!" Jiraiya said. "What a teme! Trying to have his own son murdered!"

"OH MY GOD! OUR LIFE LONG DREAM HAS COME TRUE SHELLY! WE'RE NINJA!" Jackie yelled, ignoring her broken leg and glomping her friend.

"Wow…" is all Michelle could say.

The next day, Wesley felt very groggy and cranky when his eyes first opened, kinda like the grandpa curmudgeon that would call all teenagers "stupid little punks". The first thing that he saw was a familiar face with whisker marks on his cheeks.

"NARUTO, MY IDOL!" he screamed like the idiot he was, but then he suddenly fell flat on his back again. Blood from his wound had spurted out because of that exciting outbreak. Naruto, however, did not have a bed to fall down on.

"DUDE! WHEN DID YOUR EYES CHANGE COLOR!" Naruto yelled, pointing at the twenty year old in surprise.

"What's going on here?" Tsunade asked, coming in the door. She smirked. "Same with the other two yesterday. Worry not. I'll go away." But everyone else hard Naruto's cry and every one piled into the room until the whole cast of the cartoon show (minus the bad guys) and the two non-ninja people were staring at him, shocked (Shino and Gaara were only slightly interested).

"Why's everyone staring at me like that?" Wesley finally asked. Kiba held out a mirror. Wesley looked. His jaw crashed through the floor. His eyes were now a blood red.

Meanwhile, back in America: Evan and Dan (A/N: my friends) were playing in the park.

Suddenly- "WHAT!" was heard faintly.

"What was that?" Evan asked.

"I donno," said Dan. They continued playing, unaffected by the yell from Japan.

"EVERYONE OUT!" The Hokage yelled.

'Must I!" Temari asked, really wanting to spend time with her best friends.

"Yes. You can talk later. There is a very important matter we must talk about ALONE!" Everyone mumbled to themselves and left the room.

"Good! Now," Tsunade explained to Wesley the situation and before she had time to finish, Wesley interrupted.

"YAY! YAY! YAY! I'M A UCHIHA! I'M A NINJA! WOOOOOOT!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Sorry."

"Now as I was saying," she pulled up a chair and a table and put a kinda big folder on the table. "You have the right to move here and perform shinobi work. It's your blood right to do so. Now, there are some issues we need to talk about.

"Now Kakashi told me that all of you all have the skills of a Gennin, maybe even a Chuunin. So if you decide to move here, you would become an automatic Gennin.

"Also you would have to have a sensei, not Kakashi because he had 4. But either Gai, Azuma, or Kurenai. How about Michelle with Gai, Wesley with Azuma, and Jackie with Kurenai?" They all nodded.

"Also for living arrangements! For a year, I would really want you 3 to live together. I have an apartment all ready, just your stuff would be needed. But after for a year, you could live where you want and with whom you want." They all nodded.

"Good! Now what about your last name? Uchiha?" Michelle and Jackie nodded but Wesley shook his head.

"I want my name to be Hyuuga!" he said. "The Uchiha clan IS related to the Hyuuga clan is it not!"

"Wow…I wasn't expecting that…I need to ask Hiashi. Hold on." She got up and left the room.

Minutes later Tsunade came back.

"He says its ok!"

"YES!" Wesley said happily.

"Ok now can you sign these papers? For citizenship, home ownership, agreeing to the shinobi rules, and all that good stuff!"