HEYS! You betta enjoy! I made sure to out juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough to make everyone drool! Okay, so maybe Kai nearly killed me for taking so long, but hey!

Alright, I know Rei may seem too TOO innocent, but THAT is what makes him such a HOT UKE!

Disclaimer: … you know what? READ THE FIC! -attempts to distract as to not say the most terrifying thing in the world-

Little Red Riding Hood

Chapter IV – GASP! I KNOW YOU!

Rei stopped when he reached the center of the room, breathing shallower and faster than a few minutes earlier. He gripped his frilly short skirt that went to the middle of his thighs (it's the little red riding hood, what did you think he would wear? Leder hosen?), wiped his hands on his knee-length stockings, shuffled in his little black shoes (the heeled ones with a strap), looking worriedly at Kai. 'What will he do to me? Why does he look familiar? Why is he looking at under my skirt?' Ooo poor innocent naïve Rei, we know and you don't… interesting prolepsis, wouldn't you agree, my dear readers?

"Rei, would you like something to drink?" Ooo hot voice! (-moi- why can Rei have one hot Kai and not me! –Kai- because you're you! –moi- buhuhuuuu -crawls in corner-)

"Oh… uh… sure…"

Rei took the cup, and sipped at it. "Mmm this tastes nice… what is it?"

"It is rose syrup and honey… with a touch of almond flavor, and a bit of my secret ingredient… do you like?"

"Mnnh-hnnn" Rei managed to nod while drinking the rest. Kai stood their, dumfounded; 'Oh my God, he just drank the whole cup! Kai, me man, you are lucky today!' Any guess to what that drink might have been? Huh? Huh?

Rei dropped the cup, and flung his arms around Kai's neck. "Oh Kai, help me! I have a real funny feeling in my stomach! And it won't go away! And I feel hot! And warm! Help me!"

Kai was ready to give in, but he decided to play a little longer (despite his dick's protestations); "Oh, why me? Why are you asking me? Why don't you ask someone else? I am sure someone else could help you. After all, it's my grandfather you came here for, right?"

"Because I didn't want to have an old ugly pruny small sized guy! And wait- your grandfather?" Rei's eyes lit up "Kai! Now I know who you are! -gasp-You grew so much! And so handsome! And--- eeei Kai, help me! Some thing weird is happening to me!"

"Alright kitten... as you wish… and he swooped down to…

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Cx Like it? Yes? Review! Hate it? Yeash? REVIEW ANYWAYS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I HAVE CONTROL OVER ALL THE CHARACTERS! Okay, I wrote the lemon, but it takes like… 3 pages? So you'll hafta wait… still correcting typos and stuff… and details… -pervert smirk- SO! Ya, hamza said to write longer, but if I did, then I would have to put the lemon in here and I would not have my precious readers at my... uh... feet? Keybaord? Whatever... I hafta run and fix it asap; Kai may be hot, but I do NOT wanna be anywhere hear him when he blows up when he finds out I have to modify a few things because they make no sense no matter how hot and yummy they may seem…