Rules of Endearment
Never leave the mushroom kingdom
To lose a life is as important as saving one
Do not spend all your money on one potion
Hammer all the chickens and be cursed for eternity
If you were born in '85, repeat the players dream poem
Score with the princess and deal with Mario later
Score with Candy Kong and that's a whole different story
Lose yourself over beating a game
Limit your actions when losing
Keep your NES and SNES in eye sight at all times
Buy a game and get down on your knees and pray
Run into the library and knock down books looking for the spells
Jump on the ground hoping to light everything on fire
Race around the track and grab the checkered flag before your girlfriend
Be hostile when playing a game, but welcome around your brethren
Listen to the music as if it were the Beatles
Going back into time is only the beginning
Everyday is a holiday and must have games
Jump from cloud to cloud as if the devil were chasing you
And remember, snake man scares nobody
Drive as fast as you can while speeding through the colored tiles in hopes of refueling
Do not wait for the storm to move over
When your battery dies on your DS, pout like a little girl until you get a new one
You are the captain; we are your fleet…though we don't take orders
Listen well my friends
My time draws nearer
Imagine ghosts chasing you on the roller coaster
Take a bee sting as a life threatening attack
Do not claim yourself to be the best until you have gone perfect for a year
Tom Cruise has nothing on me
Bowser is waiting for me to throw him into another bomb
Take one for the team
This has been another day in the world of endearments
Good night, and Good luck