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"Agitated at the fault line
Still agreed to disagree
Your connected to the heart
But tonight we'll set you free"
Story Of The Year - Swallow The Knife-
To: Robert Fine
From: Harry Potter
Subject: Moving
Robert,
You know I said I thinking about moving into Remus' flat, well I've decided I should.
He needs someone close by him for when he wakes up.
If he woke up to find no-one came to see if he was alright, I'm sure he'd make sure I was near him on a full moon and bite me!
His next door neighbour, Ginny, is going to show me how to look after his cats, so I have no problem with that.
Anyway if you need to Floo me, my new address is:
10 Buckingham Street,
New London.
Keep me posted on what's happening with Sarah.
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Re: Harry Potter
Honestly, why wouldn't you go and show him how to take care of the cats?
You've just been going on about how they need looking after properly, unless, of course, you have another reason for going around to see this strange man?
To: Hermione Granger - Soon to be Weasley
From:Ginny Weasley - Boo! I'm not getting married
Subjcet: Re:Re: Harry Potter
What? No! Why would you think that? Do I sound like I want to go round to his flat for another reason?
Wait a minute, do you think that he wants me to go round for another reason? He doesn't even know me - We've never met!
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subjcet:This strange man
Why do I think that? Maybe because you won't stop talking about him.
Do I think he wants you to round for another reason? No. As you said he doesn't even know who you are. Anyway what happened to him being 'sweet'?
To: Hermione Granger - Soon to be Weasley
From: Ginny Weasley - Boo! I'm not getting married
Subject: Re: This strange man
I do not keep talking about him, I hope you know I'm very offended by you thinking I do.
I never said he wasn't still sweet, it's just what if he's a psycho maniac that'll kill me the second I walk into his flat?
I don't want to die in my next-door neighbours flat! Wrapped in the arms of someone I love, when I'm very old, now that's how I want to die.
But if I don't go round then he'll think I think he's a psycho maniac, oh I'm confused!
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Re: Re: This strange man
I am too, and your babbling again.
Listen, the way you act depends mainly on your childhood influences, you say Remus is a nice person, so we can assume he would be a good influence. Being brought up by good influences does not suggest that he would be a psychopathic lunatic out to kill unsuspecting victims.
Feel better?
To: Harry Potter
From: Robert Fine
Subject: Your mental state
Your going on a date with this woman in 'your flat for the moment' and your going to discuss cats?
Mate, you're mental.
Sarah's great, the sickness has mostly gone now, thank god.
To: Robert Fine
From:Harry Potter
Subject: My mental state
It's not a date. I don't even know how old she is, never mind what she looks like.
Yeah, were going to discuss cats, as that's why she coming over.
How can you call me mental? I'll have you know I passed that Auror Mental Stability test with flying colours.
To: Hermione Granger - Soon to be Weasley
From: Ginny Weasley - Boo! I'm not getting married
Subject: Adam the Spasm
Yes, thanks. You're right. Why does Adam keep looking at me funny?
To: Hermione Granger
From: DP Editor
Subject:Get to work
Cc: Ginny Weasley
I pay you two to mail each other while you should be working? No. I do not.
So, how about you quit mailing and start working on my newspaper?
I need your articles finished by the end of today, and they better be finished or it's my ass on the line.
To: DP Editor
From:Ginny Weasley
Subject: Re: Get to work
Okay, okay keep your wig on. I am working on my article by the way, accept I thought I could change it, instead of being 'Minster Of Magic Messes Up - Again!' it could be 'Under Paid And Overworked Daily Prophet Employees Rebel!' get what I'm saying?
Stop reminding me you're my boss, after seeing you dance and sing 'I Will Survive' naked in front of the entire DP staff at the Christmas Party, (not a pretty sight I think I'm scarred for life ) I can see why you would need to reinforce your 'position' but really, I'm not stupid you know, I am aware that you pay my wage.
Well toodles.
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Adam
Awww, I think someone's in love.
To: Hermione Granger - Soon to be Weasley
From: Ginny Weasley - Boo! I'm not getting married
Subject: Re: Adam
WHAT? Dear God save me, please!
I feel unclean. He belongs in Pre-School, no normal guy has skin as smooth as that, like a baby's bottom!
I always thought he was GAY!
Not that anything wrong with that, why do I always attract the weird guys that, in Adams case, don't wash their hair? When he shakes his head all you can see his a big mound of dandruff fall out! It's like snowflakes, just not as pretty - Not good!
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Adam
Subject: A secret admirier
Hello,
You don't know me very well but I can't help but be drawn to you.
I think you're very beautiful and if you would like to meet up some time that would be great!
Unfortunately, it wouldn't be a very good idea for you to come around to my place, my mother wouldn't like it.
To: Adam
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: Re: A secret admirier
Erm, Adam. When you send someone something and you want it to be anonymous, it helps if DON'T have your address as the sender. Just a thought.
Oh, and by the way, you spelt admirer wrong. Only ONE 'I'. (coughPre-Schoolcough)
To: Hermione Granger
From: Ginny Weasley - Boo! I'm not getting married
Subject:Adam who is 10
Adam clearly doesn't know how to use spell-check.
It's quite cute really - NOT.
He says he's 'drawn' to me. What's that all about? I'm not a bloody piece of art work!
Plus, he says he still lives with his mother, I thought he was 25, not 10!
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject:Re: Adam who is 10
Stop complaining, I know you like the attention really. If you went out at least you'd never have to worry about him not shaving.
To: Hermione Granger - Soon to be Weasley
From:Ginny Weasley - Boo! I'm not getting married
Subject:What can I say?
Oh you know me too well. What can I say? I just love guys who haven't reached Adolescence thinking I'm 'beautiful', it makes me go all funny inside.
To: Ginny Weasley
From:Hermione Granger
Subject:Re: What can I say?
Don't think for one second that you fool me.
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Showing Harry how to look after cats
So, what's Harry like? How'd it go?
To: Hermione Granger - Soon to be Weasley
From: Ginny Weasley - Boo! I'm not getting married
Subject:It went VERY well!
My Wednesday evening:
5.30 - Got Home
5.35 - Made Tea
5.40 - Ate Tea
5.55 - Discovered that if I look through my window with binoculars I can see Harry getting changed. Lupin usually had the curtains closed so I couldn't see in. (which I'm glad about)
Harry has a very nice body if I do say so myself. His muscles are clearly defined and I saw what boxers he wears, polka dot ones, how cute! Although after a while I think he sensed someone was looking at him, as went up to his window to see, I think he saw me but hopefully I ducked down quick enough. (He better not have done as I bashed my head on the wall as I came down and it really hurt!)
6.15 - (I know what you're thinking, 'You watched him for 20 minutes? I think you're turning into a stalker!') But honestly I'm not! crosses fingers and looks guilty. So anyway, at this time I thought I might as well go around to Lupin's flat to show him what to do with the cats. I quickly re-did my hair and looked in the mirror then went round.
6.20 - Knock on his door.
6.21 - He answers door. He looks very handsome. He has these sparkling green eyes that seem to pierce, oh I don't know, you're soul! (Okay, starting to sound a bit love sick - but its true!) He's wearing blood red robes which for some reason seem to bring out how dark his hair is, (Don't ask me how) and is wearing a cute cheeky grin.
6.21(Still) - Go into flat.
6.22 - Make small talk. E.g. "So what do you work as" which by the way is an Auror - very dangerous!
And "Doesn't your girlfriend mind you coming over here?" (I had to ask, he's too handsome not to have one) which he blushes to and says he doesn't have one. (My mood gets better for some reason.)
6.30 - After making small talk (which I found out that he's been to Australia - I'd love to go there, their accents are so funny) I show him how to look after the cats. Tell him that although Snowy (white fur, ickle pink nose) is cautious of new people she usually warms up to them after a couple of days. (I didn't mention that until she's gotten used to you, she'll claw you to death in fear you'll try to kill her or something - she's a very weird cat who could do with some sedatives really!)
6.45 - I get up to leave, tell him that if he needs any help I'm only next door, grab my jacket and walk to the door.
6.46 - He opens the door for me (the perfect gentleman) and asks me if I want to go on a DATE with him! I am extremely shocked but pleased and manage to mumble in a very high voice, (like a deranged house-elf) 'yes that would nice, how about Friday at 7.00, we could go somewhere in Diagon Alley.' He nods and says he'll come round for me.
6.47 - I smile at him and leave.
Phew, I am still in shock. He asked ME out! He could have any girl he wanted you know, and he asked ME! Don't mind me as I lay on the cold floor, (from fainting) if I don't come into work tomorrow it's because I hit my head getting up and probably lying in a puddle of my own blood. (how cheery!) Well, back to more depressing things, should I wear blue or green tomorrow?
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