Always Angry!

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"I'm giving up on doing this alone now
Cause I've failed and I'm ready to be shown how
He's told me the way and I'm trying to get there
And this life sentence that I'm serving
I admit that I'm every bit deserving.

Relient K- Be My Escape-"
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Erm…Ginny

Ginny, don't you think you're being a bit, well, mean? I know what they did was wrong, but really, don't resort to violence.
It was rather funny. You must have thought it was at least slightly amusing.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Don't Erm…Ginny me!

Do I look amused? Do I? Well?
I think you'll find that I bloody well don't!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger ---

Well, technically, I can't actually see your face.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Well…

Oh go snog Ron.
Aren't you just hilarious! Oh so extremely funny. I'm laughing so hard no sound is escaping my lips, oh wait, that's because I'm not laughing. Silly me.
Oh and by the way if you hadn't figured it out, I'm being so very sarcastic.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: Well…

Well if you insist…
Ginny, why are you getting so worked up over this? It was just their way of welcoming Harry, you know what they're like. I'm sure they didn't mean to upset you.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Brothers

Well I'm going to bloody well upset them!
Stupid, stupid prats! They're always like this, they can't just leave it alone for once, I mean how hard is that? Really, come on. Not hard at all. Oh god it's so hard to stop from embarrassing your only sister, oh so hard!
Anyways…
I'm going to mail Harry, see if the whole fiasco hasn't scarred him for his entire life.
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To: Gred and Forge Hermione Granger Ginny.

Your sister is really upset with you. I suggest you apologise profusely immediately. Oh and you're not bringing a group of house elves to sing at my wedding, no way in hell.
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To: Hermione Granger Gred and Forge Re: Ginny.

But they'd go with the decorations! And their high voices just sound great singing 'The Funeral March'.
Oh Hermione, you make us so proud. Swipes tear from eye You said, the, the whispers 'H' word.
Don't mind us while we die with shock.
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To: Gred and Forge Hermione Granger

I won't, don't worry.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Party

Hi Harry.
Wasn't the party so embarrassing! I hope my brothers didn't freak you out to much. I know what they're like but you didn't, so I'm sorry to subject you to that.
Apart from the whole 'My-Brothers-Think-They're-So-Funny-When-Their-Not' thing, I was actually really enjoying myself, so what do you think to going out again together?
I know this really nice restaurant in Hogsmeade, we could Apparate there and meet each other inside. What do you think?
Well, I've got to go now, people to see, things to do, see you. (Through the windows, only joking - I promise I'm not a stalker!)
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To: Robert Fine Harry Potter Hello

Hey mate, long time no see.
How are you and Sarah? Still coping with kids under 8?
Ready for 'Operation Lightabsorber'? Where do they get those names from? Some guy deprived of light?

I went to Ginny's mother's birthday party yesterday. It was actually really fun, Ginny's brothers don't half no how to make you want the ground to swallow you up though! Two words: Hyper Gnomes.
I think this thing with Ginny is going to get serious, I'm not sure yet. The whole Rachael thing has sort of put me off anything. I'm going to see her this afternoon, sort the FINAL paperwork out! Wish me luck.
Toodles
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Huh?

Oh my god! Did he just do what I think he did?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: Huh?

Do what? Who?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Henry

Big boss man, Henry. Did he just walk up to Victoria and kiss her? How disturbing yet strangely romantic. Never knew they liked each other. I suppose that would explain why she got a pay rise, I don't want to be mean but she isn't very good at writing her column.
Wait a minute, she's slapping him - You Go Girl! Bet that hurt - heeeee. You can see the hand print from all the way over here! It's all red and looks sore. God this keeps getting better, it's like that soap opera on WWN, must go see if Victoria's okay. (She may not be very good at writing but she's still nice.)
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Henry

Well that was very unorthodox. You don't see that every day. Is Victoria all right? Henry won't let anyone get out of their seats to see her. I hope Henry doesn't cut her pay for not reciprocating.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Victoria

She says she's fine. She was just stunned a bit when he made his move, she hadn't known he liked her. Poor her, imagine Henry trying to kiss you, shudder that does not make for good mental images. Eww. Apparently he thought she was flirting with him (As if!) and from that decided to go in for the kill.
Well I suppose you can't say today hasn't been eventful.
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To: Harry potter
From:
Subject: Hey

Harry? You there?
I haven't heard back from you in a while, you okay?
Well, erm, mail me when you get this.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Harry Potter

I think Harry's avoiding me. I really do. Either that or I'm just really paranoid. It must have been Mum's Birthday party. Bloody brothers. You can't strangle them or you'd go to Azkaban for murder.
I sent him a message after the whole disaster and asked him if he wanted to go to Hogsmeade together, he hasn't answered back yet. I'd go round to Remus' flat and see if he's annoyed with me - but I don't want to seem like one of those clingy, obsessed-that-their-cheating types. Not that I even know if we're actually dating.
Hmmm…I don't know what to do. (First time for everything - joke)
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: Harry Potter

I'm sure everything's fine. He probably just doesn't have access to an owl. Either that or he's busy and doesn't realise you've mailed him. Believe me, sometimes men are so stupid they don't realise an owl has just given the mail.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Men

By any chance would this 'men' be Ron?
Seriously though, I suppose that would explain it.
I know!
What do you think to a little mission? One that includes somehow escaping from this prison to the MOM to see if Harry's there?
Come on, it'll be fun. Like Joanna and Mark did on WWN's 'The Soap Opera Hour'!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger WWN

You listen to WWN a bit too much! You're saying we purposely get out of this building, even though there is Apparition wards on it, run outside and Apparate to the Ministry, where Harry might or might not be, just so you can see if he's avoiding you?
Are you mad?
Henry will see us leaving!
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Please?

Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top? I'd make sure Henry didn't see us, we could pretend we were going to the toilet!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Not sure

Ginny, I don't think that would work.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Why?

Why not?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Don't want to burst your bubble but…

Because, the exit is at one end of the room whilst the toilets are at the other.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Yeah,

Oh. Yeah. I guess that wouldn't work.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Plan

How about we forget about it? We're bound to get caught anyway.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley NO!

NO! Please!
Tell you what, why don't I just go, then if I get into trouble it'll be all my fault and you won't get dragged into it.
I'd just have to ask you a tiny, miniscule favour.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Favour?

Okay, I'll make sure Henry doesn't ask where you are.
Tiny, miniscule favour? Should I be scared?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley A Diversion

Thanks. Erm, well could you cause a diversion?
PLEASE! I'll love you forever.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: A Diversion

A diversion? Hmmm…. I'll see what I can come up with.
So do you have a plan?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley The Plan

The Plan:

Stage 1: While everyone looking the other way I slip out of building.

Stage 2: Apparate to MOM.

Stage 3: Ask at desk where Harry Potter is.

Stage 4: Go to designated place.

Stage 5: Waltz in, look surprised to see him in his own office. Make talk.

What do you think to The Plan?
Good eh?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: The Plan

Good plan. Just one question, What if he's not there?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Re:Re:The Plan

Well, I suppose I make a complete ass out of myself. Sounds like fun.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Harry

Are you sure he's worth it? You've only been on a few dates.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Diversion

I'm sure. You thought of a diversion?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Yes

I have indeed.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley evil laugh

Then let 'The Plan' commence.
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To: Steven Jenkings Alison Fielding Hermione gone crazy

Did Hermione just start randomly cursing Henry 'No-one-Wants-To-Kiss-Me' or was that my imagination?
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To: Alison Fielding Steven Jenkings Re: Hermione gone crazy

Nope. She did. Crazy fool.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley HP

I hate Harry bloody Potter. Stupid man.
I got there, the plan was going completely brilliantly. I opened the door to his office and what did I see? Harry and some girl with brown hair KISSING. Well okay she was kissing his cheek, but he wasn't saying, 'Get off me you slimy ugly woman with body odour', he just let her. I bet if I hadn't walked in, slammed the door against the wall, hexed the woman with my Bat Bogey Hex and then stormed off, they would have done much more than peck on the cheek. I hate men. So much that I'm finding it hard to write.

Why is it that I'm always angry?