Always Angry!
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"I'm
giving up on doing this alone now
Cause I've failed and I'm
ready to be shown how
He's told me the way and I'm trying to
get there
And this life sentence that I'm serving
I admit
that I'm every bit deserving.
Relient K- Be My Escape-"
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To:
Ginny Weasley
From: Hermione Granger
Subject:
Erm…Ginny
Ginny, don't you think you're being a bit,
well, mean? I know what they did was wrong, but really, don't
resort to violence.
It was rather funny. You must have thought it
was at least slightly
amusing.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Don't Erm…Ginny me!
Do
I look amused? Do I? Well?
I think you'll find that I
bloody well
don't!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger ---
Well, technically, I
can't actually see your
face.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Well…
Oh go snog
Ron.
Aren't you just hilarious! Oh so extremely funny.
I'm laughing so hard no sound is escaping my lips, oh wait, that's
because I'm not laughing. Silly me.
Oh and by the way if
you hadn't figured it out, I'm being so very sarcastic.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: Well…
Well if you
insist…
Ginny, why are you getting so worked up over this? It
was just their way of welcoming Harry, you know what they're like.
I'm sure they didn't mean to upset
you.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Brothers
Well I'm
going to bloody well upset them!
Stupid, stupid prats! They're
always like this, they can't just leave it alone for once, I
mean how hard is that? Really, come on. Not hard at all. Oh
god it's so hard to stop from embarrassing your only sister,
oh so hard!
Anyways…
I'm going to mail Harry, see if
the whole fiasco hasn't scarred him for his entire life.
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To: Gred and Forge Hermione Granger Ginny.
Your sister is
really upset with you. I suggest you apologise profusely immediately.
Oh and you're not bringing a group of house elves to sing at
my wedding, no way in
hell.
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To: Hermione Granger Gred and Forge Re: Ginny.
But they'd
go with the decorations! And their high voices just sound great
singing 'The Funeral March'.
Oh Hermione, you make us so
proud. Swipes tear from eye You said, the, the whispers 'H'
word.
Don't mind us while we die with shock.
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To: Gred and Forge Hermione Granger
I won't, don't
worry.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Party
Hi Harry.
Wasn't
the party so embarrassing! I hope my brothers didn't freak
you out to much. I know what they're like but you didn't, so I'm
sorry to subject you to that.
Apart from the whole
'My-Brothers-Think-They're-So-Funny-When-Their-Not' thing, I
was actually really enjoying myself, so what do you think to going
out again together?
I know this really nice restaurant in
Hogsmeade, we could Apparate there and meet each other inside. What
do you think?
Well, I've got to go now, people to see, things to
do, see you. (Through the windows, only joking - I promise I'm not
a
stalker!)
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To: Robert Fine Harry Potter Hello
Hey mate, long time no
see.
How are you and Sarah? Still coping with kids under 8?
Ready
for 'Operation Lightabsorber'? Where do they get those names
from? Some guy deprived of light?
I went to Ginny's mother's
birthday party yesterday. It was actually really fun, Ginny's
brothers don't half no how to make you want the ground to swallow
you up though! Two words: Hyper Gnomes.
I think this thing with
Ginny is going to get serious, I'm not sure yet. The whole Rachael
thing has sort of put me off anything. I'm going to see her this
afternoon, sort the FINAL paperwork out! Wish me
luck.
Toodles
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Huh?
Oh my god! Did he just
do what I think he
did?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: Huh?
Do what?
Who?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Henry
Big boss man, Henry.
Did he just walk up to Victoria and kiss her? How disturbing yet
strangely romantic. Never knew they liked each other. I suppose that
would explain why she got a pay rise, I don't want to be mean but
she isn't very good at writing her column.
Wait a minute, she's
slapping him - You Go Girl! Bet that hurt - heeeee. You can see the
hand print from all the way over here! It's all red and looks sore.
God this keeps getting better, it's like that soap opera on WWN,
must go see if Victoria's okay. (She may not be very good at
writing but she's still
nice.)
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Henry
Well that was very
unorthodox. You don't see that every day. Is Victoria all right?
Henry won't let anyone get out of their seats to see her. I hope
Henry doesn't cut her pay for not reciprocating.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Victoria
She says she's
fine. She was just stunned a bit when he made his move, she hadn't
known he liked her. Poor her, imagine Henry trying to kiss you,
shudder that does not make for good mental images. Eww. Apparently
he thought she was flirting with him (As if!) and from that decided
to go in for the kill.
Well I suppose you can't say today
hasn't been
eventful.
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To:
Harry potter
From:
Subject: Hey
Harry? You there?
I
haven't heard back from you in a while, you okay?
Well, erm,
mail me when you get
this.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Harry Potter
I think Harry's
avoiding me. I really do. Either that or I'm just really paranoid.
It must have been Mum's Birthday party. Bloody brothers. You can't
strangle them or you'd go to Azkaban for murder.
I sent him a
message after the whole disaster and asked him if he wanted to go to
Hogsmeade together, he hasn't answered back yet. I'd go round to
Remus' flat and see if he's annoyed with me - but I don't want
to seem like one of those clingy, obsessed-that-their-cheating types.
Not that I even know if we're actually dating.
Hmmm…I don't
know what to do. (First time for everything -
joke)
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: Harry Potter
I'm sure
everything's fine. He probably just doesn't have access to an
owl. Either that or he's busy and doesn't realise you've mailed
him. Believe me, sometimes men are so stupid they don't realise an
owl has just given the mail.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Men
By any chance would this
'men' be Ron?
Seriously though, I suppose that would explain
it.
I know!
What do you think to a little mission? One that
includes somehow escaping from this prison to the MOM to see if
Harry's there?
Come on, it'll be fun. Like Joanna and Mark
did on WWN's 'The Soap Opera
Hour'!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger WWN
You listen to WWN a bit
too much! You're saying we purposely get out of this building,
even though there is Apparition wards on it, run outside and Apparate
to the Ministry, where Harry might or might not be, just so you can
see if he's avoiding you?
Are you mad?
Henry will see us
leaving!
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Please?
Please? Pretty
please? With a cherry on top? I'd make sure Henry didn't see us,
we could pretend we were going to the
toilet!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Not sure
Ginny, I don't
think that would
work.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Why?
Why
not?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Don't want to burst your bubble but…
Because, the exit is at one end of the room whilst
the toilets are at the
other.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Yeah,
Oh. Yeah. I guess
that wouldn't
work.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Plan
How about we forget
about it? We're bound to get caught
anyway.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley NO!
NO! Please!
Tell you what, why don't I just go, then if I get into trouble
it'll be all my fault and you won't get dragged into it.
I'd
just have to ask you a tiny, miniscule
favour.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Favour?
Okay, I'll
make sure Henry doesn't ask where you are.
Tiny, miniscule
favour? Should I be
scared?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley A Diversion
Thanks. Erm,
well could you cause a diversion?
PLEASE! I'll love you
forever.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: A Diversion
A
diversion? Hmmm…. I'll see what I can come up with.
So do you
have a
plan?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley The Plan
The Plan:
Stage 1: While everyone looking the other way I slip out of building.
Stage 2: Apparate to MOM.
Stage 3: Ask at desk where Harry Potter is.
Stage 4: Go to designated place.
Stage 5: Waltz in, look surprised to see him in his own office. Make talk.
What do
you think to The Plan?
Good
eh?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: The Plan
Good plan.
Just one question, What if he's not
there?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Re:Re:The Plan
Well, I
suppose I make a complete ass out of myself. Sounds like
fun.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Harry
Are you sure he's
worth it? You've only been on a few
dates.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Diversion
I'm sure.
You thought of a
diversion?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Yes
I have
indeed.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley evil laugh
Then let
'The Plan'
commence.
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To: Steven Jenkings Alison Fielding Hermione gone crazy
Did
Hermione just start randomly cursing Henry 'No-one-Wants-To-Kiss-Me'
or was that my
imagination?
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To: Alison Fielding Steven Jenkings Re: Hermione gone crazy
Nope.
She did. Crazy
fool.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley HP
I hate Harry bloody
Potter. Stupid man.
I got there, the plan was going completely
brilliantly. I opened the door to his office and what did I see?
Harry and some girl with brown hair KISSING. Well okay she was
kissing his cheek, but he wasn't saying, 'Get off me you slimy
ugly woman with body odour', he just let her. I bet if I hadn't
walked in, slammed the door against the wall, hexed the woman with my
Bat Bogey Hex and then stormed off, they would have done much more
than peck on the cheek. I hate men. So much that I'm finding it
hard to write.
Why is it that I'm always angry?
