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"Burn out not fade away
Burn out not fade away
I'll speak in riddles so you can
understand
I'll draw in pencil so you can trace with pen
So in
love with me like sand to wet feet
I'll write both our names into
the wet concrete"
-Senses Fail - Martini Kiss-
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To:
Ginny Weasley St. Mungo's Hospital
(Address Disclosed)
Subject: Mr. R Lupin. St.Mungo's
Report
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Due
to unforeseen circumstances we are currently unable to contact the
first Emergency Contact of Mr. R Lupin, a Mr. H Potter.
As
the second Emergency Contact, it is our painful duty to inform you
that MR REMUS LUPIN Admittance: Werewolf Bite has suffered
an UNKNOWN without antidote poison dosage.
Please inform 1st
E.C. immediately where possible.
If you have any questions feel free to observe your right as an E.C. to ask.
Thank You.
This
notice has been recorded.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Poison in the ranks
Oh my giddy aunt!
Remus has been POISONED. Seriously, some complete psychopathic loser has POISONED HIM! Since 'Mr. H Potter' as they put it, is MIA (the greasy slime ball) they contacted me, and, get this, apparently as an 'E.C' (whatever the hell that means) I can observe my right to ask questions. Too right I will, they wouldn't be able to stop me even if I wasn't an 'E.C'! What does that mean? Sheesh!
This is sooo not good. And 'Mr
Harry flipping Potter' isn't even here, it's his uncle!
You'd have thought he'd at least want to see if he was OK, but
nooooo, he can't even be bothered to do that. For god's sake he's
been POISONED, poisoned with an UNKNOWN poison. Does he not get how
serious this is? I know women are cleverer (oh yeah!) than men but
really it can't be that hard to come see your COMATOSE uncle, oh so
hard!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh!
You
know people sometimes don't wake up from comas, he could just stop
living, just like that. What if that happens? He can't die.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger COMATOSE?
He's
COMATOSE? Oh, god.
Don't worry I'm sure he'll be fine. The
Healers at St.Mungo's are great, they'll be able to return him to
normal in no time!
Oh, and stop blaming Harry for not being here,
he probably doesn't even know about his uncle. You're only saying
that because you're upset with him, which, of course, is just my
opinion.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Am not. sticks tongue out
EXCUSE
ME but I am not just saying that because I'm upset with him. I'm
not upset, not upset at all, not even one teeny weenie bit, so there!
IN fact, to show I'm not upset I'll mail him to tell him what's
going on, would I do that if I was upset him? Hell
no.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley YOUR UNCLE
Hello.
I
just thought I'd mail you to tell you that YOUR uncle, yes the man
who was bit by a WEREWOLF, has been POISONED with an UNIDENTIFIED
poison.
It might be crazy of me to wonder but, why the hell
aren't you at his bedside seeing if he's ok?
I know for a fact
that you've been sent a message telling you what's going on, so
don't even think of playing that card. Got it?
Your COMATOSE
uncle's
neighbour.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Um hum
Of
course not. I think someone's in denial. Someone means YOU. Yes,
that's right,
you.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley I am NOT!
I am NOT in
denial thank you very much. If either of us is I'd say you were.
Yes, that's right,
YOU.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Please?
Why am I in denial? You're the one you who has to mail Mr H Potter so that I think you're not in denial. Anyway, moving on, I have a favour to ask you.
Please please, pretty please could you persuade your
Uncle Edward NOT to come to the wedding? It's not that he's not a
great person, it's that, er, well he has a habit of getting a
little
disruptive.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Drunk?
You mean when he's drunk? Yeah, he does tend to get a little over excited doesn't he? Don't worry, consider him banned from the wedding, except, of course, he won't know he's banned, he'll just think it's on a different day! A day far far away in the future!
Anyway, would you please come with me after work to
see Remus?
I don't like to think of him all alone in a hospital
bed. They're not exactly comfy. He'll be all by himself , just
wondering why no one loves him enough to visit, thinking that he's
done something wrong,
come?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Comatose anyone?
I
thought you said he was COMATOSE? Those in a coma can't 'just
wonder', that's why they're in a coma! I think I'm going to
have to watch out for you, you are going just slightly
crazy.
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To:Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Hospital
Excuse me, but
I meant to say that, it was a sly deploy to get you to come with me,
it's just I don't want to go by myself, think of all the people
that have died there! I'd get freaked
out.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger OK
OK, ok I'll come
with you. Just because I don't want you to get 'freaked out' as
you put it, though. I'll have to mail Ron and tell him I can't
come home as early as I'd
planned.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Thanks
Have I mentioned
I love you recently, because I do.
Thanks.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger No Problem
No problem,
just let's go early so I'm not back too
late.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley
Do I want to know
why you want to get back so
early?
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To:Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger NO.
Not really, if fact
I'd say you'd be glad not to
know.
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To:
Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley
Subject:
Blurgh
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Way too much
information. That's my brother, Ewww
shudders.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Ssshhh, I'm coming with you to the hospital
Oh
hush.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Red, Amber, GREEN!
OK,
ready to go? Let's get cracking.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley HUH?
What the hell? I am seriously confused. We go to Remus' room, see if he's okay, if he's still in a coma, unfortunately yes, sit down then notice he has a RIDDLE in his hand? It's like one of those day-time shows on WWN, you know, 'Clues Of Murder' or something. Except of course, Remus couldn't be on that show as, slight technical problem, he's not dead. So what is going on?
Do you know what the riddle
means? Maybe it's a clue to who poisoned him. (Hey, I could be a
detective don't ya think?)
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger RE: HUH?
Unfortunately I'm not quite sure what the riddle means. I have a idea, although it could be wrong.
This is the riddle again, (deduced from ink smatterings):
Notice
those who are close,
The ones who crave what they need,
But
can't have.
Not while a barrier stops them
From achieving
their goal.
Believe not in what you know
But in what 'tu
animadverto' knows
For nothing is as it seems.
At first
this seems like it points to a rather obvious answer, someone close
to Remus wants something of his. Something they can't have because
he has it. But then it goes on to tell us, not to believe what you
know, but what tu animadverto knows.
Tu animadverto, is Latin for
'you see'. So, the riddle is telling us not to believe in what we
know, but in what we see, for nothing is as it seems.
Whoever wrote this must have wanted someone to read the riddle, why else bother to write it, the question is why did they want someone to read it? They must have meant you for to pick it up, Ginny or otherwise wouldn't they have stopped you from taking it from Remus' hand?
I think we should try to work out the riddle together, see
what we can come up with. Is that okay, after all, it was probably
meant for
you?
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To:
Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley
Subject: Fine
That's perfectly
fine, you were always better at this sort of thing than me.
You
really think it was meant for me?
Why would someone want to leave
it for me of all people? I work at the Daily Prophet for Merlin's
sake, it's not like I'm a top Auror or anything. Do they think I
know some top Ministry Official who could help me solve it? Sheesh if
they do, they think way too highly of me and obviously no nothing
about me, nothing at all.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger IDEA!
Hmmm, you've
given me an idea. Who do you know that you think doesn't know
you?
I will have to look it
up.
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To: Ron Weasley Ginny Weasley Hermione
I see what you
mean. It IS annoying when Hermione gets an idea and doesn't tell
you what's going on.
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To:Ginny Weasley Harry Potter Upset?
Are you upset with me
or something? Since when have you called yourself 'your uncle's
neighbour'?
And, in answer to your question, the reason I
haven't been to see my uncle is that I have only just got back
literally five minutes ago. I shall be seeing him tomorrow, care to
join
me?
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To:
Hermione Granger
From: Ginny Weasley
Hello?
Earth to Hermione. What are you on about? What do you mean, 'Who do you know that you think doesn't know you'?
I have seriously no idea what you are talking about.
Oh and
'I-Pretend-I-Don't-Know-What's-Going-On' boy has mailed me.
The
git.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Hmmm…..
Hmmmmm……why
ever could I be upset with you? Let me think. Oh, yeah, that's why,
YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH SOME
WITCH!
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To:
Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
HUH?
What the bloody
hell are you on
about?
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Tsk, tsk.
Don't play
the innocent with me. I saw you. She was kissing you. At Ministry.
Remember
now?
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To: Ginny Weasley Harry Potter What?
You followed me to the
Ministry? What are you, a stalker?
And, for your information, Miss
Weasley, she is my EX-wife, we are no longer are married, she was
kissing me on the cheek because we are still FRIENDS.
Anyway,
what's it to you if she kissed me on the CHEEK, might I add, we're
not even going
out!
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