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" I'm sorry for the person I became.
I'm
sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to try and
never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been."
-Reliant K- Who I Am Hates
Who I've Been-
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To:
Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley
Harry Potter (soon to be deceased)
OH MY GOD I HATE, HATE, HATE HARRY POTTER!
What
a complete loser.
You know what he said when I told him I'd
seen him at the Ministry getting kissed, he said, 'What's it you,
were not even going out!'
Like I don't already know that,
what, did he think I'd secretly been telling everyone I could find,
in the middle of the street, that I was going out with the terrific
Harry Potter? I don't bloody well think so.
He is so typically
male. Seriously, always thinking that the entire world
revolves around him. Well news flash to him, it bloody doesn't!
It
turns out Mr. Perfect has some skeletons in his closet like the rest
of us, guess what? The girl he was with, the one who was 'kissing'
him, (it wasn't much of a kiss from where I was standing) yeah her,
she's his EX-WIFE! Funny how he never mentioned her. Surely if
you were married to someone you'd at least bring it up in casual
conversation like, 'Hello there, I thought you ought to know, I
have been married, don't worry we're divorced now and I never
really liked her anyway.'
Something along those lines.
Oh,
and apparently I'm a stalker. Think I could add that to my
C.V.?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Mr 'Perfect'
Okay,
calm down. Take deep breaths, In. Out. In. Out.
You probably don't
want to hear this, but hear me out. Maybe Harry had a reason not to
tell you he was married. Maybe he just wanted to take you out as
Harry, and not as a divorcée. Does that make sense?
Some
people have a perception of those divorced, believing them to be
looking for someone else to marry quickly or that they are hard to
reach emotionally, which, of course is untrue but maybe he just
didn't want you labelling him or taking pity on him. Think of the
damage to his ego.
As for him telling you that you weren't even
going out, well, to be brutally honest, you weren't.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Yes, but…
Yes, but I don't need him pointing that out to me, I'm not stupid! What I don't get is, we went out on some 'dates' (well I call them dates, I don't want to know what he calls them) and not once did he want to make it official and actually ask me out. I don't know about you but I don't go around snogging my friends. But, maybe, that's just me.
OH MY GOD, he used
me!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger He didn't use you, I'm sure
I'm sure he didn't use you, after all if he was,
he wouldn't have met your family and they can be quite scary.
Sometimes very scary.
Oh and it's not just you I know plenty of
people who don't snog their
friends.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley RON
Says you, Ron
was your
friend!
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger I know, but…
Yes, but
that was different, do you want to come to our
wedding?
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Yeah
Yeah I do, sorry, I
couldn't resist.
Anyway, I've decided to mail Harry and then
get over it, I should stop caring so much about what he does or
doesn't do, it's ruling my life! OK, I sound like a major
nut-job. Great.
I've just remembered, you haven't told
me what you meant by 'Who do you know that you think doesn't know
you'? Spill.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Me and the damage Bat-Bogey hexes can do
I just thought I'd let you know, before you read
this, that if you're going to mail me back with anything other than
an apology, don't bother. My Bat-Bogey Hex is rather good.
Anyway,
back to business.
What are you, a stalker? No. Don't flatter yourself.
We're not even going out! Well, Duh! I am aware of this fact, you know.
She is my EX-wife Couldn't be bothered to tell me, huh? Like I would have cared.
Miss Weasley This is actually a good name, not an
insult, I think that should you ever talk to
me again, which, I
know is unlikely, you should call me it.
Well, glad we've
got that cleared up, I'm off to think of as many ways to make you
squirm. I was thinking of sending you a hex in a Howler, what do you
think?
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To: Ginny Weasley Harry Potter Sorry
Look, I'm sorry for saying that stuff to you, okay? It's just you were bombarding me with all these accusations and I was getting really annoyed. Okay, this is not a great apology I know, and I'm sorry for calling you a stalker, you're not. As for not telling you I was married, you're right I should have, there just wasn't the right moment, when is there?
To make it up to you, will you come with me to see
Remus then out for dinner somewhere? You can choose the restaurant.
Is that
better?
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Hmmmmm………..
Much
and I'll have to think about it, I might be washing my hair.
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To: Ginny Weasley Harry Potter Great!
OK. Great, I'll see
you tomorrow at
six?
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley How?
How did you get a
yes from 'I might be washing my hair'? But yes, I will see you at
six tomorrow, be warned I might have to pick an expensive restaurant
to counter all the trauma I endured
though.
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To: Ginny Weasley Harry Potter I suppose…
Oh, well, if
it will help with the healing process, I'd be happy for you
to.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Listen….
Listen you
know you said about visiting Remus? Well there's something you
ought to know.
When me and my friend, Hermione, went to see him we
found something in his hand. A riddle of some sorts. We think it
might tell us who poisoned him. Do you want to hear
it?
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To: Ginny Weasley Harry Potter Riddle? Intriguing!
You
found a riddle? Yeah, I want to hear
it.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Hear it is:
Ok, well hear it is.
Notice
those who are close,
The ones who crave what they need,
But
can't have.
Not while a barrier stops them
From achieving
their goal.
Believe not in what you know
But in what 'tu
animadverto' knows
For nothing is as it seems.
What do
you think to that? Hermione said that the riddle was probably left
for me, after all they didn't stop me getting the riddle out of
Remus' hand. I think she's
right.
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To: Ginny Weasley Harry The Riddle
I think she's
probably right as well. Tell you what, show me the note tomorrow, and
in the mean time I'll send a memo around the office asking what
people think to the riddle.
I'll try and find out if my uncle
had any enemies.
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To:
EVERYONE AT AUROR OFFICE
Harry Potter Riddles
Attachment: The
Riddle Found at hospital
This note was found inside the
hand of my hospitalised uncle, who, after receiving a dose of an
unknown poison, went into a coma, we think the two are linked.
The
note was found by my uncle's next-door neighbour, after taking the
note she obtained no hexes, charms and was not hurt in any way we
know of, leading us to believe it was intended that she pick up the
riddle.
Try and see if this means anything to any of you and
mail me if it
does.
Cheers.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger What I meant
When I
said 'Who do you know that you think doesn't know you?'
I meant it figuratively. As in who do you know who doesn't know the
real you. Someone who you have probably only talked to once or
twice that doesn't know you very well.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Why?
Why ever did you
want to know
that?
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Re: Why?
It's more
likely to be someone like that who wrote the note, someone who only
knows a bare minimum of facts about you. For they wouldn't want you
to even think about them, in their minds, why would you, if you've
only met them at most a couple of times? You probably wouldn't even
remember them, but they would know what sort of person you were.
The
question now is; Why did they want you to find it? Why not just
poison Remus and be done with it, it's almost like they want
to be
caught.
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To: Hermione Granger Ginny Weasley Maybe….
Maybe their
after the glory of being thought about. If it ever got in the press
they would receive much more fame if they left a riddle of clues than
if they didn't. Either that or they're just sick and twisted,
wanting to watch us try to figure it out. I'm betting one of
them.
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To: Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger Hmmm….
That does sound
plausible. Do you know any details about Remus? Where he works,
colleagues, any thing like
that?
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To: Harry Potter Alvin Dean Info. makes the world go round
Hey,
mate, great operation or what?
Anyway, true to form I have got
some information for you. Very quick I know. I deserve cookies, lots
of them.
Bad news, from the looks of it, it sounds like that
crazy guy who's been done for three poisonings on closed wards
already. Strange thing is though, he didn't leave a riddle, more
like a note saying that however many people he poisoned he wouldn't
go to Azkaban because of all the money his family has given to the
Ministry.
Hope that answers some of those questions you're
probably dying to find the answers to.
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To: Alvin Dean Harry Potter Cheers
Cheers mate. Although
you're right it is strange that that guy doesn't leave riddles,
maybe I should look into it a bit
more.
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To: Harry Potter Alvin Dean No probs
Never could stop you
once you got your teeth into something. But I'm telling you it's
the crazy
money-guy.
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To: Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Details?
Do you know any
details about your uncle? Workplace etc.? If you find out any could
you send them to:
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To: Hermione Granger Harry Potter Details
Well he worked in
business with Peter Petigrew, from all accounts, a scumbag, but he's
away from the country right now. No one knows where he is.
Probably
off skiing somewhere.
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To:
Ron Weasley Hermiong Granger
Riddle
Attachment: Riddle
Ron,
you know I told you about the riddle we found?
Well could you send
this letter out to all your contacts at work?
Thanks
honey.
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To:
Ron Weasley FW: Hermione Granger
Gringotts Bank
Subject: Re:Riddle
In answer to your question.
Mr R
Lupin's Vault Vault Number Disclosed has recently been active.
Three Thousand Galleons have been forwarded to a Mr P Petigrew.
Sorry, can't tell you
anymore.
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