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To: Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Sub: List
So, the strippers are ordered (like a
big package - well I hope so), you've bought the most gorgeous
dress ever made, the wedding invitations have been sent out, you and
Ron are ecstatically happy, (wait a minute - you are
ecstatically happy, aren't you?), and the entire wedding has
been organized down to the very last singing house elf, (only
joking!).
So, how does it feel to be almost married?
Seriously
though, I know I make fun of him sometimes, well, a lot of the time,
but I do think you two will make the most perfect couple. I can't
believe my friend and my brother are getting married, it's like the
stuff out of fairy tales! I really hope you two are happy together
and that you won't abandon your dear ol' mate for other couples
with strange contraptions lodged firmly up their, excuse the
language, asses.
Lol, I'm getting tearful now, I can't imagine
how you'll feel on the big
day!
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Alright?
Ginny
are you alright?
You do know I'm not getting married to Ron just
yet?
And of course I'd never leave you to fend for yourself in
this crazy magical world, my dear ol' mate! (Lol!)
Thanks
for saying all those things about me and Ron though, it really made
my, otherwise not so great, day. I tell you something, some people
are just so
rude!
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Why?
Why?
Who's being rude, I'll Bat-Bogey them for you if you'd
like!
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Doesn't matter
Oh,
it doesn't matter, not really anyway. I seem too be a bit irritable
lately. They didn't even do anything wrong. I just need to calm
down.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Well…
Well,
okay, if your sure, that is. Although I'm always on
call.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Re:
Yes I
know.
Thanks.
Look I'm sorry about last night, were you two
okay by yourselves or don't I want to know the sordid details?
Because even if they were I promise you I can handle
it.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Lol!
Lol,
don't worry about it, we found something to do!
I'm just glad
we've got the information to send Peter's probably-rather-fat
arse to prison, but hey. Oh, by the way, Harry's gone to the MOM
with the stuff, he said he defiantly thinks they'll give Peter at
least a custodial sentence, although as Remus didn't actually die,
he's not sure about anything else.
Is it just me, or are you
starting to feel sorry for Peter?
Just me? I'll shut up
then.
Although don't worry, nothing went on that you wouldn't approve of, lol well nothing you and Ron probably haven't done. - Ok, scratch that, I don't want to think about that. My brother, with a personal life? Freaky. LOL.
But anyway,
there's something I need to tell you. Please, please, please, be at
my apartment for about 9.00 sharp (just kidding about the sharp bit)
, that's when the hen-night begins!
You won't believe what's
going to happen, I have it on good authority you'll never have seen
anything like
it!
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Hmmm…..
By
that I hope you mean your flat is decorated exquisitely and not what
I think you
mean.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Re:
Ah, that
all depends on what you think I mean. But, if you think I mean
getting all slap-happy and watching male strippers, well, do their
thang then you'd be
correct.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Oh no…
I
was afraid you'd say
that.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Aww
Come on,
I swear you'll love it, and it's at my place so even if things do
get a little out of hand, on the plus side you won't have to clean
anything up!
So, really there's no excuse for you not to come,
especially as it is your hen
night.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Harry Potter
Sub: Guess who (and what)
Hi,
guess what?
I saw the Minister this morning, he thinks they've
got enough evidence for a trial!
He says he'll get back to me as
soon as he can with any news, so if it's good, want to go celebrate
with me tomorrow? (As I know you've got a hen-night
tonight.)
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To:
Harry Potter
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: YAY
That's
great!
At least this way Remus doesn't have to worry about Peter
trying to 'do him in' again, which, I always find, is quite a
relief, lol.
Of course I'll go celebrate with you, just give the
place, the time and I'll be there!
Although, if I can persuade
'Mione, how do you feel about coming to a
hen-night?
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Harry Potter
Sub: Hmmm….maybe not
ER,
isn't that strictly for women? I don't really want to see any men
taking off their clothes…thanks. Now… if you were taking women
taking off their clothes…..
How about 9.30 at that new
restaurant in Diagon Alley, I think it's called Chez Moi, or
something like
that.
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To:
Harry Potter
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Oh no….
Nope,
'fraid not, strictly women-stripper free zone.
Instead of 9.30,
can I meet you at 10? Then I've got enough
time.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Harry Potter
Sub: Re:
Enough time?
For what
exactly?
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To:
Harry Potter
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Ah…
Ah, now
that would be spoiling the surprise, you'll just have to wait and
see, won't you.
Only, don't die from excitement, will you,
you need to be alive for it to
work.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Harry Potter
Sub: Oooooo…….
Well,
now I am
intrigued.
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To:
Harry Potter
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: 10!
So you
should be, lol. See you at
10.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Pleased as
punch
'Mione, you'll be pleased to know that the
Minister thinks there's enough evidence to convict Peter! Harry's
going to keep us
posted!
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Hen-night
Instead
of having a hen-night couldn't we just celebrate
that?
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Tradtion
Defiantly
not. It's tradition, you have to have a hen-night, otherwise
it's bad luck on the marriage, don't 'cha
know.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Tradtion
Yes,
it is tradition but it isn't bad luck if you don't have one, stop
trying to make me want to
come.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Ok
Okay,
okay, I promise I'll stop, it's just this is your last night as a
non-married person, I just want you to have
fun.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Hmmm…..
I
know you do and I appreciate that, it's just I've been with Ron
so long I don't feel I need to have a hen-night, if you see what I
mean?
Anyway, I'm not sure I trust you with what you have in
mind.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Hurt
Hurt,
'Mione, is the only word to express how I feel. Lol. Look, tell you
what if you don't like it, we can just send everyone home and eat
lots of chocolate whilst listening to the
WWN.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Hermione Granger
Sub: Fine
Fine,
fine. Just don't blame me if it goes
wrong.
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To:
Hermione Granger
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Won't
I
wouldn't dream of it.
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To:
Ron Weasley
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Re:
What've you
done to 'Mione?
Seriously, you better start giving me answers,
have you guys had a fight? Is that it?
Because, you know, I'm
sure whatever it is can be sorted out, I mean you two love each other
more than anything in the entire world, surely that means something
to you. Well it better,
buddy.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Ron Weasley
Sub: Re:
Have you ever
thought that maybe we haven't had a fight. That it is none
of your business to demand answers from me? I'm your older brother,
you can't order me about. Get the
picture?
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To:
Ron Weasley
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Whoa!
Whoa, who
rattled your cage? I didn't mean to upset you or annoy you, it's
just I'd really like to know if 'Mione's okay, it's just she
seemed a little, depressed, that's all. holds hands
up
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Ron Weasley
Sub???
WELL SHE WAS
DRUNK!
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To:
Ron Weasley
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Drunkenness
Ron,
you know better than me that when 'Mione is drunk she gets HAPPY
not SAD. Ok?
I'm not saying you have to tell me anything except
if you're sure she's okay and that she's not upset over you two
falling out or something like that.
I' not the enemy here, I
just want to know if she's
okay.
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Ron Weasley
Sub: Your Invitation
DO
YOU WANT YOUR PLUS ONE INVITATION TO BE REDUCED TO JUST ONE? NO, I
THINK NOT. NOW KEEP OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS THAT DOESN'T
CONCERN
YOU.
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To:
Ron Weasley
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: Mione
Look, all I
know is, 'Mione went home, came to the party looking depressed,
then after she had a few drinks started hysterically crying that you
didn't love her anymore.
So, excuse me for being worried. (I was
being sarcastic by the
way.)
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Ron Weasley
Sub: Ideas Bad
WHAT?
WHERE DID SHE GET THAT IDEA FROM? OF COURSE I LOVE HER, I ALWAYS HAVE
AND ALWAYS
WILL.
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To:
Ron Weasley
Fr: Ginny Weasley
Sub: TELL HER THAT THEN!
Well,
maybe you should tell her that. (And not
me.)
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To:
Ginny Weasley
Fr: Harry Potter
Sub: Peter's trial
You
are now reading this from a very happy man, PETER'S GOING ON
TRIAL!
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