At Toon Manor; Bugs was rummaging through the fridge before pulling out a carrot.
He then started eating it.
"Oh yeah, always good." said Bugs.
He walked into the living room and sat down before turning on the TV and began watching Hogan's Heroes.
The rabbit chuckled.
"I love it how the WWII prisoners of the war camp in this show make their incompetent German captors look like fools by using the prison as a base of operations to perform espionage based operations." said Bugs.
Randy entered the room and jumped over the couch to sit on it.
Bugs saw him.
"Do you always have to do that?" said Bugs.
"It's how I role." said Randy.
Bugs nodded.
"Always." said Bugs.
Randy looked at the TV.
"What is this horrible World War 2 crap anyways?" said Randy.
"Only one of the greatest sitcoms ever made." said Bugs.
Randy nodded.
"Me, give me F-Troop!" He said.
Bugs sighed.
"Someone's going to bring up M.A.S.H now, I know it." said Bugs.
He waited but no one showed up.
"Huh, guess not." said Bugs.
"Why is one of the guys always dressing up like a woman in M.A.S.H just to get a section 8?" said King's voice.
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"Spoke to soon." said Bugs.
End Interview Gag
Bugs chuckled.
"That's right Hogan, make Sargent Shultz look like a buffoon." said Bugs.
"I KNOW NOTHING!" imitated Randy.
The two bursted out laughing.
"Always says that to keep from going to the Russian front." said Bugs.
"I've always wondered why no one wants to go there?" asked Randy.
"Probably because the Russians were more deadly then the Germans." said Bugs.
Randy nodded.
"I see." said Randy.
He stood up.
"Well, I've got some things to do in the McDuck Mall, sit around and look cool like every guy does in a mall as compared to girls who go on shopping sprees all the time." said Randy.
He left the mansion.
Bugs sighed.
"Finally, some privacy." said Bugs.
Randy was walking down the streets of Toon City.
He nodded.
"Oh yeah, I'm bruce." said Randy.
But then he was pounded to the ground by the Hulk.
"NO, I'M BRUCE!" yelled Hulk.
Interview Gag
"How bruce became lingo for cool is beyond my comprehension." said Hulk.
End Interview Gag
Randy then appeared at the McDuck Mall.
He smiled.
"Now to act uninterested in stuff." said Randy.
He then looked at the readers.
"Yeah that's right, I'm that bruce." said Randy.
He walked into the mall and sat down at the food court.
He looked around.
"Normal as always." said Randy.
He nodded.
"THE MAYOR'S COMING!" yelled a voice.
Randy became shocked.
"Mayor Kronk?" said Randy.
Everyone started scrambling to the entrance.
Interview Gag
"Wonder what the fuss is about?" said Randy.
End Interview Gag
He went to the entrance as well.
He became shocked.
"I don't believe it." said Randy.
Kronk entered the mall with a crazy huge security detail.
"That's a lot of Security." said Randy.
"It's the mayor, of course he needs a great security detail." said a random person.
Kronk heard Randy and looked at him.
"You look strangely familiar, where do I know you from?" said Kronk.
Randy did some thinking.
"Maybe you had a stint as the Norrisville Ninja once, but gave it up after graduation, might have also restored your memories about the whole thing, and also exposed all the Nomicon's secrets." said Randy.
Kronk remembered and laughed.
"Now I remember, you're that current Norrisville Ninja." said Kronk.
Randy nodded.
Interview Gag
"Boy, I'm probably the best Norrisville Ninja ever." said Randy.
End Interview Gag
Randy was about to approach the mayor, but Kronk's security detail tackled Randy to the ground.
"PROTECT THE MAYOR!" yelled one of the security guards.
"WHO'S GOING TO PROTECT ME!?" yelled Randy.
"That should be the line of the mayor who does get tackled to the ground for protection." said Kronk.
Randy groaned.
"Always." said Randy.
"Come on, I'll get you a smoothie to make up. You want that?" said Kronk.
Randy stood up happily.
"FUCK YEAH!" yelled Randy.
Kronk waved a hand and his guards backed away.
The guards grumbled and went away.
"Always." said one of the guards.
Randy and Kronk walked off.
Little did they know someone was watching them.
It was none other then the Devil.
Interview Gag
"A mayor of an entire city, now that'll be a perfect soul to get." said the Devil.
End Interview Gag
The Devil smirked.
"Now to just get his soul somehow." said the Devil.
He pulled out a canister that held a soul in it.
"Good thing I brought this!" He said and he looked around.
He then saw a computer monitor.
The devil chuckled and opened the canister.
The soul escaped the canister and possessed the computer monitor.
The monitor then turned into a monster which looked like Mean Screen, but with a computer like head.
"Computerbulb at your service." the monster known as Computerbulb said.
The Devil chuckled.
"Perfect." said the Devil.
He approached the monster.
"Go and capture the soul of Toon City's mayor." said the Devil.
The computer nodded.
"Got it boss." said Computerbulb.
He then walked off.
The Devil chuckled.