Jiggly Butt Shocking Truth Goddess Wendy?
Back in the underground Zentopia ruins, Natsu and Dan still fighting each other trying to gain the upper hand though it also looks like the two are having fun with each other as well.
Meanwhile, Lucy's group have found a room with a giant Zentopia emblem on it.
"Is this really the place?" Happy asked.
"Must according to Lucy and that book." Nymph believed.
"Yeah, there's a line in the "Key of the Starry Heavens" book: Long and silent had the key rested, embraced by the sound of reverent prayer." Lucy read the line of the book.
"By prayer? That does suggest a church of some kind." Michelle said.
"Yeah, but there aren't a lot of places to hide stuff here." Romeo said as he looked around.
"Perhaps we can try finding it in the air." Nymph suggested as she and Ikaros spread their wings.
"Yeah, that's a good idea." Happy nodded and the three flyers head off for the search.
(Erza's Group, Magic Library)
Just after Erza, Wendy, Carla, and Cana have found the third Angeloid named Astraea, they have also found something very weird and round and jiggly in the bookshelves of the library.
"What is that?" Cana asked.
"Not sure… though for some reason it looks familiar." Wendy weirded out of this.
"Is it something you eat?" Astraea asked feeling a bit hungry.
"I'm pretty sure you can't consume it." Carla stated the obvious.
Erza summoned one of her swords and gentle poke the weird object which suddenly screams making it moves causing most of the books from that section of the shelves, the girls managed to get out of the way for the books to piled up and crash onto the floor.
"What a mess." Astraea commented.
"Who's going to clean this up?" Carla asked upset.
Then suddenly bursting out of the piled of books are three strange men wearing strange black skintight suits as Wendy and Carla instantly became terrifically shocked as they pointed their finger/paw at them, same did the three men who are the Jiggle Butt Gang as they shocked to see them as well.
"No way, it's the Jiggle Butt Gang!" Wendy surprised.
"No, please no, after all this time! I thought they would have died after seven years?!" Carla panicked in fear.
"Boys! Our prayer has finally been answered, our Goddess is alive and has returned to us!" The Leader cried tears of joy.
"Wendy! We thought you were dead, but I'm glad it wasn't true!" Lacky A smiled.
"We miss you!" Lacky B said happily.
"H-Hey, long time no see…" Wendy nervously greeted.
However, before the large, butted men could take another step, Erza came in between the gang and Wendy with the sword at the leader's throat stopping the strange men.
"Don't move! I want to know how do you know Wendy!" Erza demanded.
"What? You dare stand in the way of us and our Goddess?" The Leader asked while being scared of the sword.
"Are those three friends of yours?" Astraea asked the Sky Dragon Slayer.
"Well, I wouldn't exactly say "friends" in a way." Wendy said.
"No like horrifying, undisciplined, jiggling butt men who forced Wendy to wear their stupid clothing?!" Carla screamed in anger.
"Whoa, Carla, never seen you get this angry before?" Cana shocked.
"Stupid clothing? Are you referring… to her unitard?!" The Leader gestured to the two lackies holding the little girl size unitard much to the horror of Carla.
"What? You kept it?" Wendy blushed of shock.
"It was such a gas seeing her filled this baby out." Lacky A chuckled.
"What a rumpin' good time!" Lacky B remembered those times.
Carla out in anger shredded the unitard in tiny pieces that it can never be repaired ever again making the gang gasp that they have lost the mementos of their Goddess.
"Only monsters would make a young lady dress in that fashion! You're lucky I didn't shred you!" Carla scolded.
"I see you're still against our honorary unitard, white one." The Leader glared at Carla, but then got scared when Carla glares back.
"Okay, can someone please explain to me how do you two even know those weird three guys?" Cana asked.
"Well, you see… It was three months before we met you guys and the other two guilds at the meeting to fight against the Oración Seis." Wendy started telling the tale.
(Flashback)
Wendy and Carla are seen riding a carriage with a businessman through a large path in the forest as they are enjoying the quiet ride through nature.
"Carla and I accepted a job from a businessman who needed a bodyguard or two to protect him from some thieves trying to take his money." Wendy said.
"I was against the idea because Wendy was much of a fighter back then, but I deeply regretted that day when I let her talk me into it." Carla winced.
"Do you have any snacks?" Astraea asked.
"Quiet, we're listening." Erza hushed the blonde Angeloid girl.
Unknown to the two girls of Cait Shelter and the businessman, three largely round rumps are peeking out from behind the trees and the three Butt Jiggle Gang smirks at the carriage carrying the target they intend on getting to make themselves rich.
Wendy and Carla enjoy a little snack together though the Sky Dragon Slayer notice an odd scent in the air wondering if there's a skunk nearby, outside with the driver of the carriage he keeps looking forward and noticed three men suddenly appeared onto the path. Lacky A and Lacky B lift their leader pointing his large butt cheeks in the air the driver and threw him, planting the butt right on the man's face and unleashed a powerful fart attack that made the driver go unconscious.
"The Butt Jiggle Gang took the carriage and intended on stealing the man's money, and being complete idiots they are, Wendy took them down easily." Carla mentioned.
The scene showed an image of Wendy easily overpowering the men with her Sky Dragon's Roar that overpowered their combined farting blast attack, then Wendy walks up to the Scoundrels and surprise that they got back up.
"Those guys wouldn't stop trying to rob the carriage, so I tried reasoning with them to stop being bad guys." Wendy said.
Wendy talks to the three weird men hoping she can stop their bad ways with words, but the giant butted men refused to back then, but the Leader smirked at Wendy.
"It was then those horrible men forced Wendy to agree on making wear that… That… That awful suit!" Carla cried in fear.
"But it was the only way to convince them to leave the businessman alone and walk away." Wendy stated.
"Hold on, you mean…?" Cana paused realizing where this part was going.
Wendy is now seen wearing the Butt Jiggle Gang's unitard made in her body size and stand firmly with bravery in her face, this causes Carla to scream in absolute fear and fainted while the Butt Jiggle Gang shouts in joy that they have found their true "Goddess" right before them. Wendy even started to sway her butt side to side to get into the character as their Goddess hopefully to use this to get the three to do what she says.
"Yep, in order to persuade the gang to stop the robbery and hope they changed the error of their ways, I wore the unitard becoming their Goddess!" Wendy said dramatically.
The three giant butted men bowed at Wendy several times before fulfilling their promise to leave the businessman alone, she even convinced them to drive the carriage themselves and turn themselves into the Royal Knights hoping they would change the error of their ways.
During the ride, Wendy got to hear the gang's story of how they wanted to become "True Scoundrels" as they put ever since they were little kids though Wendy tried to talk them out of that kind of life and live a better one for all three of them to truly it together. Carla in the meanwhile is shaking in fear every time she saw Wendy in that unitard and the businessman tried to comfort her though nothing was helping.
"But when we arrived at the town, they all disappeared on us." Wendy said.
Wendy exits the carriage to see the three butt jiggling men, but to her shock they are gone and left a note saying, "Until we meet again, our Goddess." Not soon after reading the note that Carla brought out her claws to both the note and the unitard (after Wendy took it out and put on her normal clothes) in little pieces and let the wind carry them away.
"I had hope that we never have to see them again, but fate proved me wrong…" Carla exclaimed.
(Flashback End)
"We kept running into them again a few more times throughout the months before we went to the meeting, but we never saw them again after we joined Fairy Tail." Carla mentioned finishing the story of how she and Wendy met the Butt Jiggle Gang.
"Not to mention, we also completely forgotten about them." Wendy chuckled.
"And I swore on that day to never, ever, EVER allow Wendy to wear such a horrible wardrobe again! Ever since that first meet, I've been having nightmares of an army of Wendys wearing the unitard that I could sleep for two whole weeks!" after each encounter!" Carla shivered in fear and fell into Cana's arms.
"And now… That fear is going to happen again." Carla said.
"Easy Carla, I think you just need to breathe." Cana suggested though not sure if that would really help.
"Hey, do you guys have any snacks because I'm hungry." Astraea asked with a little starving look.
"All we have are these travel mix." The Leader showed the travel mix snacks.
Immediately seeing food for the first time in a few days, Astraea took the travel mix and ate them all much to the three men's shock.
"Hmm, yummy." Astraea smiled.
"Hey, those were the last of our travel mix?!" The Leader gasped.
"Enough of this!" Erza shouted and pointed her sword the throat of the leader again.
"What I want to know is what exactly are you three doing here?" Erza asked.
"Well… you can't stop us, so I might as well tell you." The Leader smirked.
"But isn't he shaking in fear right now?" Astraea noticed how the gang are shaking.
"Those guys also try their best to be brave and intimating when facing some scary." Wendy explained.
"But most of all, their complete idiots." Carla added with a sigh.
"We know all about Fairy Tail's hunt for a super treasure that's turn the world on its head." The Leader explained.
"Whoa, you guys are on a secret mission! That's so cool!" Astraea amazed.
"Well, you could say we're searching for something to keep evil men from getting their hands on it." Cana explained a little.
"But how in the world do you dumbbells even know that we're searching for something?" Carla demanded to know while Wendy is looking upset with her eyes close.
"You'd be surprised of how much the underground knows about certain information. Every scoundrel's out looking for it like us!" The Leader chuckled.
"We're gonna snatch it and rule the world!" Lacky A yelled.
"Then no one's gonna look down their noses at us ever again!" Lacky B determined.
"Stop it!" Wendy yelled getting everyone's attention on her.
Wendy, now standing strong and firm wearing the unitard of the Butt Jiggle Gang, shocking everyone and the horror of Carla seeing the girl who has promised to keep her innocence safe has now stepped into the dark side of weirdness, and she fainted.
"Oh, Miss Kitty!" Astraea surprised and Cana tries to wake her up.
"Why are you wearing that?" Erza asked shock.
"Even though I had mostly forgotten about those guys, deep down I knew I might run into them again someday, so I prepared accordingly." Wendy answered as she walks up the gang.
"At last! Our Goddess has returned to us!" The Bugg Jiggle Gang cried in joy that their "Goddess" has come to them.
"Honestly, did you three already forget everything I told you the last time we met?" Wendy asked looking sad at them.
"I had hoped you guys would stop your dark pursuit of being true scoundrels, but after seven years I see you still disobey the words of your Goddess." Wendy scolded.
"Please, forgive us! Truth is, we really did try pursuing a different path after your disappearance seven years ago." The Leader revealed.
"Yeah, we tried working at factory workers, but it was too hard and tiring!" Lacky A mentioned.
"We tried yoga classes, but it was painful and not relaxing!" Lacky B said.
"We even tried joining a guild, but we were rejected harshly when they made fun of our marvelous booties!" The Leader growled in anger.
"Those painful nine days… It was then we decided to pursuit in our dream of becoming scoundrels right to the bitter end!" The Leader determined.
"Seriously?! They only stop being scoundrels for nine days!" Carla snapped.
"NO! You shouldn't do things like that anymore, I know can be hard, but you just got to keep working hard at it because I know deep down there are good men inside you and they're just waiting for the chance to break out and be free!" Wendy refused to give up on the three big, butted men.
"Don't deny your true selves a chance to breath fresh air!" Wendy yelled in hope.
"But Goddess, it's just not possible." The Leader said.
"No, you can't give up! Think back for a moment, remember when you were children? Those were simpler times, you could run and play with your friends until sundown, you could share your laughter and dreams and not worry about tomorrow." Wendy mentioned imaging those times.
During Wendy's reasoning with the Butt Jiggle Gang, Erza and Cana re weirded out by the way Wendy is talking to those guys like she's the big sister or mother while Carla just let out a sigh and Astraea is crying through the words of the little blue-haired girl.
"Embrace your true selves, and you can enjoy that happiness again!" Wendy believed strongly.
"Carla, is how Wendy talks to those guys every time?" Cana asked.
"Unfortunately, yes… She keeps on trying the same words and reason to make those men turn over a new leaf." Cana answered.
"Those are the sweetest things I have ever heard, it's like she really is a Goddess!" Astraea cried.
"Looks like her words got to you too." Erza said.
"Goddess!" Lacky A and B cried while hugging their leader.
"Damn it, damn it… Every time our Goddess talk such words to us, it always makes me feel like we're just farts in the mighty wind of destiny!" The Leader cried too, but neither of the three would accept it.
"Please, Goddess! You must accept that it is our destiny to be True Scoundrels and we embrace it in all its gaseous glory!" The Leader yelled.
"Oh no, my words have failed me again." Wendy sobbed.
"I keep telling you, Wendy. Those men will die like idiots." Carla scolded.
"Well then, before you go judging us in our lifestyle… you should spend a day in our unitard!" The Leader said shocking the others while the lackies hold up one spared unitard as he stares at Erza.
"What are you asking me?" Erza asked.
"Just a little something to prove to us that if we're supposed to be playing by your rules, then the least you could do is show some respect and follow one of ours. Fair?" The Leader explained with a smirk.
"I don't know that color might be too dark for me." Astraea tilted her head.
"I think they want Erza to try on it." Wendy stated.
"Erza, don't do it! It's just too weird and creepy like Carla has been disliking it." Cana persuaded Erza to back down from this.
"Yes, it is not worth it!" Carla added.
"Fine." Erza agreed without hesitation much to the others' shock though Astraea is just being cheerful.
"Hand me that suit?" Erza hold out her hand to the gang as they smirk at her.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Erza's group have learned a shocking truth that Wendy and Carla have already met the Butt Jiggle Gang before the big fight with the Oración Seis and the history is a little weird, and now the gang want to make Erza wear one of their unitard and it looks like she is going to take it.
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