Gassy Surprise Attack on the Scarlet Face
"Yeah, there's no doubt about it… It's the clock piece." Lucy believed.
"So, that's where it was hiding. All right, score one for Fairy Tail!" Natsu cheered.
"Aye, sir!" Happy and Ikaros cheered.
"Natsu's last attack with Ikaros and Nymph's hlpe must've caused it to be revealed." Michelle guessed.
"You guys got two birds with one stone." Romeo amazed.
"Well yeah, that was my plan the whole time kid!" Natsu smirked.
"No it wasn't, it just happened out of nowhere that the Clock Piece just happens to be behind the wall." Nymph stated.
"But doesn't it look too big to carry for us? I'm worry that we might have a hard time getting it back to the guild." Nymph pointed out.
"Maybe so, but we came this far and we're not backing down now." Lucy said with a determine smile.
Unknown to the group, Coco who had left earlier after being helped by Lucy and Ikaros, is hiding behind the wall very close to the hole made by the defeated Dan looking over to see the giant clock piece.
"At last, I've found it!" Coco whispered to herself.
(With Erza and Wendy)
Erza and Wendy are still watching the Butt Jiggle Leader doing the push-ups to prove himself that he does have what is takes to be a true scoundrel, but the large-butted man is having a really hard time right now.
"Thir… ty… eight…!" The Butt Jiggle Leader struggled to keep himself up for any longer and then fallen flat as he couldn't continue on anymore.
"Hang in there, Boss!" Lacky A gasped.
"You can do it! Just sixty more to go!" Lacky B encouraged.
"Nope… I'm pooped." The Butt Jiggle Leader admitted his exhaustion.
"You're nothing but talk, after all." Erza said.
"Maybe you should rest for a bit." Wendy advised.
However, the Butt Jiggle Leader refuse to admit defeat against the Titania of Fairy Tail for he decided to pull one last effort against the young woman.
"I'm not out of gas yet. The Butt Jiggle Gang's true power lies… In these babies!" The Bugg Jiggle Leader stand up again and show off his big butt.
"Get ready to drop a load!" The Butt Jiggle Leader ordered his Lackies to get ready putting their butts together.
"Oh no, now their combined attack!" Wendy gasped of what those three are going to do.
"Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy!" The Butt Jiggle Gang unleashed a magical fart blast.
Wendy was able to tackle Erza out of the way from the stinky blast though it still spread its horrible smell all over within the ancient library, including to where Cana's group is and the stench also went outside too.
"My nose is burning!" Cana grossed out of this smell.
"AAAAHH?! We're being attack by something that is killing our noses!" Astraea panicked while trying to cover her nose.
"I was hoping I'd never have to smell that again, and what's worse is that this smell is stronger than before!" Carla feared.
"My head is feeling dizzy…" Cana leaned onto a bookshelf, then suddenly fell backward with that bookshelf into a secret hidden room.
"Cana, are you okay?" Carla asked.
"Hey, do old places like this always have secret rooms?" Astraea asked.
"I think so, we just stumble into a secret passageway." Cana surprised and they started running into that secret passageway believing it will lead them to the Clock Piece.
"Guess we have that stench to thank for this!" Cana grinned.
"Thanking something so smelly, you mortals sure have some weird customs." Astraea commented.
"I can promise you this is not one of them, but we have to be careful if this path could lead to a trap." Carla stated.
The three continue running fast through the dark hallway until they found a pair of large doors as Astraea charge right through into another room, the group gasp upon seeing a piece of the mysterious clock right in front of them which seems to be the bottom leg part.
"I think we just struck gold!" Cana smirked.
"So, that means we found your treasure?" Astraea asked feeling excited from this.
"Well, what do you know? I suppose we should be thanking that horrible smell, after all." Carla believed this to be ironic that Butt Jiggle Gang helped them in a way.
(Back with Erza and Wendy)
"Now, do you realize our power?" The Butt Jiggle Leader laughed evilly.
"What a… crude technique…" Erza struggled to stay focus from this awful smell.
"I can't believe they have gotten stronger with their fart magic in the last seven years, in an odd way, I'm very proud of them!" Wendy commented surprisingly.
"Wendy, I don't even know what to say of what you just said." Erza weirded of her little wind dragon friend right now.
Wendy heard something ringing close meaning it's the magic card Cana gave her earlier before she and Carla and Astraea left to find the Clock Piece, and the card ringing means they found it.
"Looks like Cana, Carla, and Astraea found the Clock Piece!" Wendy smiled, informing Erza about this.
However, the Butt Jiggle Gang also heard this too
"The treasure, huh? In that case…" The Butt Jiggle Leader smirked to bring out another of his best move.
The Butt Jiggle Leader jumps high to into the air then rolling down like a ball until he landed his big bouncy butt right onto Erza's face while her guard was down, the lackies smirks while Wendy is shocked of what's about to happen next.
"Try Point-Blank Ecstasy!" The Butt Jiggle Leader blasted his powerful fart that knocked Erza down.
"Erza, no!" Wendy screamed.
While the Butt Jiggle Gang hurry away to where Cana's group is, Wendy try to see if Erza is okay though her shocked face says the smell up close is more than she could handle with stink air coming out of her nose.
(With Cana's Group)
"So, how are we supposed to carry it?" Carla wondered seeing the Clock Piece is really big.
"Do you think the chains are traps too?" Astraea asked.
"Huh, guess we haven't thought of that." Cana said.
"Don't worry, my Chrysaor blade will cut through them!" Astraea brought out her sword.
"Wait, what about the traps!" Carla asked.
But the Delta Type Angeloid didn't listen as she went on ahead to cut the chains down then lifts the Clock Piece right over her head.
"I got it!" Astraea cheered.
"Well, looks like the chains weren't trap after all." Cana surprised.
"Good news for us." The Butt Jiggle Leader said as he and the lackies have arrived in the scene.
"Gas them!" The three unleashed their farts putting all three down and carry the Clock Piece away from Astraea.
The Butt Jiggle Gang ran off with the Clock Piece feeling victory within their souls as they are going to become big scoundrels to the underworld of crime, but they suddenly stop upon seeing Erza standing up again and wearing her Black Wing Armor.
And she is really angry right now.
"Do you know what you've done?" Erza asked with her eyes shadowed by her hair.
"You destroyed one of my precious memories!" Erza cried in rage and showed the flower she was wearing has become wilting from the awful fart attack.
It was then the Butt Jiggle Gang have realized a grave error they have committed, and it is FAR too late to beg for mercy.
"Divine Retribution!" Erza sent the three butted scoundrels flying away with one slash attack.
"You haven't smelled the last of us!" The Butt Jiggle Leader shouted before the three crashed out of the building continue flying away.
"They're gone now, and I was hoping to help them leave the dark path." Wendy sighed.
"Well, I'm hoping they're gone for good this time." Carla said.
"You alright, Erza? You seem out of it." Cana asked.
"I'm still reeling from their attack." Erza answered.
"For some reason, I feel like going to the bathroom." Astraea said with her eyes still looking dizzy.
"Well, now that we have this, Astraea can carry it for us and get back to Fairy Tail." Cana pointed at the big Clock Piece.
"Oh, I was gonna offer to pack it along with the rest of my things." Erza said.
"Hey, do you girls have anything to eat? I'm hungry." Astraea winced rubbing her stomach.
"(This girl is starting to make me think Natsu is with us right now.)" Carla thought exclaimed.
(With Gajeel's Group)
Gajeel, Panther Lilly, and team Shadow Gear are digging onto the top of the mountain they climbed trying to find the Clock Piece that is supposed to be here according to the inform Lucy told them, but it would appear they haven't found it.
"Why haven't we found it yet?" Levy asked.
"Probably 'cause you're working your mouth instead of your arms!" Gajeel stated while digging with his pickaxe hands.
"He's got some nerve talking to Levy like that!" Jet said upset while he and Droy are carrying up a big rock out of the way.
"Yeah, but we need him to find the Clock Piece." Droy pointed out.
Levy wipe the sweat off her forehead feeling like they have been doing this for far longer than the actual time, but she thinks it's nice to do something like this as a workout to make herself a little stronger.
Then she notices that Gajeel stop digging for some reason.
"Is something wrong?" Levy asked.
"I get the feeling we're not alone." Gajeel alerted the others.
"Uh-oh." Jet figured it must be one of the Legion Platoons.
"Where are they, can you tell?" Droy asked.
Gajeel got out of the hole he was digging in and look around to find where the scent his nose just picked up until he spotted a certain flying cat of the big church.
"Well, it appears that I've been spotted." Samuel said.
"He's with the Legion Platoon." Levy gasped.
"Why are you here?" Gajeel asked and getting himself ready for a fight.
"That should be obvious, we're after the same thing, aren't we? I've come to claim it." Samuel grinned.
"(Guess this search is going to be much harder than we originally thought.)" Panther Lilly thought glared at Samuel.
"So, you're here for the Clock Piece too, huh?" Gajeel asked.
"I am, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Samuel, the brains of the Legion Platoon." Samuel introduced himself.
"An Exceed, the one Natsu and the others mentioned." Levy recalled being inform about an Exceed being a member of the Legion Platoon.
"Indeed, you actually have something between your ears, young lady. I'm impressed." Samuel complimented.
Panther Lilly continues to glare at Samuel believing that he is one of the Exceed eggs that was sent away from Edolas all those years ago, but he also knew that he shouldn't let feelings like this from defending himself against the enemy.
(With Natsu's Group)
"So, this is the Clock Piece?" Happy asked.
"I'll admit, it's way bigger than I expected it to be. Now we just need a way to get it out of here." Lucy said.
Meanwhile, Coco peak through a broken window on the ceiling from the rooftop.
"I need to find a way to snatch it from them, quick!" Coco whispered to herself.
"Boo-Ya!" Dan shouted as he woke up from his unconsciousness.
"Wow, you recovered faster than I anticipated." Nymph surprised a little.
"You still want to fight, you jerk?" Natsu asked glaring at the knight dude.
"No, I'll admit you beat me fair and square. Victory is yours; I surrender." Dan admitted.
"Then would you tell what the Legion Platoon's goal is? Why are you trying to collect the Clock Pieces?" Michelle asked.
"Yeah, spill it! Also, who are you exactly? And why are you chasing after a girl like Lucy?" Happy demanded answers too.
"I don't think I like your tone, cat." Lucy said upset.
"Yeah, try to at least be a little nicer to her." Natsu nodded.
"So, you want to know my tale!" Dan shouted suddenly surprising the Fairy Tail group.
"Very well, I shall recount it to you in full, and unadulterated detail!" Dan suddenly brought out an easel and a big slide card with a picture of himself on it.
"Just to ensure you get the full effect, I'll be starting from the very beginning." Dan informed.
"So, we're going to be watching someone's flashback, Master?" Ikaros asked.
"Well,… it sure looks that way." Natsu unassured of how to make of this right now.
"Get ready for my life in pictures!" Dan declared.
"That's not really necessary." Lucy said, but Dan ignores that and got on with his life story.
"I, Dan Straight, was born in the glorious seaport city of Seder. Ah, good old Seder, home to an ancient brotherhood of knights who protected the town and its church for generations." Dan showed a picture of himself as a child being among the other knights.
"Look Master, Dan appears to have been different as a child." Ikaros noticed.
"No kidding, he looks like someone who's been eating too much for that age." Natsu commented.
"Hey! I was a growing boy back then!" Dan proclaimed.
"My family came from a long line of these knights. As a successor to this proud family line, I lived a happy, pampered childhood filled with camaraderie, and the finest juices." Dan showed some pictures of kid Dan training and drinking with the knights.
"Glad to see they didn't make you drink something when you were still underage." Nymph said.
"Unfortunately, those peaceful times were not fated to last forever… One day, without warning, a civil war erupted and split the city in two!" Dan showed a couple of pictures with the knights fighting against each other.
"Wow, I never woulda thought that you had such a messed-up past." Romeo said feeling sorry for Dan.
"And your poor family was dragged into the fighting and had to struggle to survive." Michelle cried in sorrow.
"Hold on, did that civil war even lasted an entire day?" Nymph asked as those two are not seeing the whole picture.
"No, the fighting ended in half a day, so we made it out relatively unscathed and everyone started getting along again pretty quickly too." Dan answered, showing a picture of the knights together being friends to each other and little Dan laughing.
"That was quick!" Happy commented.
"We've had more intense scuffles at the guild hall before lunch." Lucy mentioned.
"What caused the civil war to begin with?" Ikaros asked.
"That's a story for another time, now hang on to your skirts because this story's just beginning!" Dan excited.
"A few years later, I felt head over heels for my first love! A beautiful, young maiden who went to knight school with me." Dan showed the picture of his first young love who has a surprisingly strong resemblance to Lucy except the girl's hair is brown.
"No way, this girl looks just like you, Lucy!" Michelle gasped.
"Whoa, so I really do have a lookalike!" Lucy surprised by this as well.
"Is she a relative, Lady Lucy?" Ikaros asked.
"I don't think so, at least not that I know of." Lucy said.
"I was forced to go to war and when I came back. I searched high and low, but I couldn't find her anywhere!" Dan mentioned.
"So, this girl went missing? Don't tell me she got caught up in the fighting somehow!" Lucy shocked.
"Consider she must come from a family of knights too; I saw that's pretty likely." Nymph stated.
"She must've lost her life in battle, how heartbreakingly tragic!" Michelle cried again.
"Her beauty was unlike any other until I met you, Loopyloo." Dan said feeling like he's about to cry.
"That's so sad, I can't stand it!" Michelle cried with tears bursting out.
"That's why you fell for Lucy as soon as you laid eyes on her!" Happy said feeling like crying too.
"Now I feel kinda bad… I didn't think he was gonna share everything with us." Lucy said.
"So, what? Did you find her body somewhere?" Natsu asked.
"Actually… I found her completely unharmed!" Dan showed the picture of the girl okay.
"Are you kidding me?!" Everyone gasped.
"Great, right? Unfortunately, our reunion didn't end up quite like I had hoped it would. My daily marriage proposals brought her so much happiness, they frightened her! In the end, her fear got the best of her, and she decided she wasn't worthy of my affection. And though it took time, I realize she was right." Dan explained while the picture shows the girl didn't really like Dan that way at all and running away.
"I can't help but notice that the pictures and his story don't really seem to match up." Michelle pointed out.
"Yeah, it's obvious she couldn't stand the guy." Lucy said.
Then Dan went on with trying to ask out some other girls during his journey and explained that he thinks every woman is a meal is going to try out, which piss off Lucy, and now every girl he met rejected him painfully with physically too then ended to him being a Legion Platoon member. He also revealed that Sugarboy and Hughes drew the pictures from some old photos and the entries of his journal but proclaimed some of the scenes aren't what they seem, except they might be more accurate.
"(Now I'm not really sure if I want to beat this guy up right now.)" Natsu thought sighed.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Two weird things happen like Erza was farted in the face by the Butt Jiggle Gang and Natsu's group were told of Dan's past and his stupid obsession of love, something that unfortunately none of them would ever forget.
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