Disclaimer: I only own the plot and what they say.
Authors Note: This is my first all dialogue piece and I am really happy with this story.
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"GMorning Lillers!"
"Belt up Potter I am in no mood to deal with you this morning. Or any morning for that matter."
"Ah that makes it all the more my dear."
"Humph! Why are you so vexing?"
"I only bother my lovely Flower. That's what I was put on earth for."
"Coulda fooled me, I thought you were put on earth as God's gift to women."
"Well that too but bothering you is more of a full time job you see."
"Merlin Potter could you please leave me alone I am trying to read."
"No, and anyway its not like 'Ministry of Magic: A History' is such an interesting read."
"I'll have you know Potter that it is very good. I'd say you should it sometime but I doubt you would."
"Yeah you're right but Merlin you need to get outside and smell the grass."
"Do not."
"Do too."
"Do not."
"Do too."
"……."
"POTTER! Put me DOWN! This instant!"
"Nope, you need some fresh air."
"I'll hex you if you don't put me down right now."
"I bet you will."
"….."
"Lily why are you so quiet?"
"I'm thinking of what colour I am going to make your tentacles."
"Oh,"
"Will you put me down now?"
"Yuppers,"
"Put me do-, wait did you say yuppers?"
"Yeah I did."
"Oh now put me down."
"…."
"…."
"Lily, why are you kissing the ground?"
"Er I don't know why."
"Now, that's not the answer I expected."
"I expected you were going to that you were pretending the ground was me."
"So you want me to kiss you?"
"Well it's more of a need actually."
"Oh ok then."
"…"
"……"
"So that's what snogging Lily Evans is like."
"….."
"Ow! Evans that hurt."
"It was supposed to hurt you git."
"Kiss my boo boo Evans."
"In your dreams James."
Finis.