Kitsune: IIIII'M BAAAAAAAAACKK!
Sahara: Me too! You know, I just noticed. After you made the third chapter to you fanfiction, you stoppped for the summer. Then you finished chapter 4, then chapter 5, then 6 and 7. And now you're working on chapter 8, and that's just in two months.
Sora: Kitsune's had nothing to do this summer, so she writes these stories.
Sahara: Many are works in progress.
-dramatic background music starts-
Kitsune: It's true! I slave night and day, working my hardest to bring the good readers new chapters, and I work myself to exhaustion writing them in pencil first! But, all you good people, it is for you, because without you, the readers, I am nothing but a kitsune trying to become a top author.
Sahara: What about with them?
-dramatic music stops-
Kitsune: Then I'm a sugarhigh kitsune trying to become a top author.
Sahara: Gee, that's a difference.
Kitsune: -tears streaming down face- Yes, and again, all for them! Oh, and I'm gonna respond to a review from bookworm0235, the Chain Letter story is basically like the Scary Movie videos. It's one huge horror movie spoof! That's why it's horror and humor, and I hope that made sense. Now, here's the latest chapter! YAY! -skips merrily- oh, yeah and more review responses!
Review Responses:
All the way from the begginning, since I never got to respond to them:
BlackRoseVixen05 - Thank you for saying that, it was very nice of you. I hope you enjoy the rest of my story.
KaraKurama - Thanks for the comment. Hope the story is good in your eyes.
bookworm0492 - I like the way you send your reviews. Kurama is too cool to die, bnut if I say if he will or not would be spoiling the story. And plus, I'm not sure if he will or not, yet, cuz I'm just making this up as I go along.
KaraKurama - Thanks again for the review, and I'm updating as soon as possible for me.
bookworm0492 - I agree with Kurama, cameras are expensive, at least where I buy them, so please be very careful while you are around them, seeing as you seem to knock them over like I do. And yeah, Ryouko is my 5-year-old daughter who is a full fox demon. And thank you very much for pointing out that I am wierd. Yes, I am, but you forgot to mention that I am perfectly insane. There's only a small difference. I won't take your word, and thank you for helping me try to kill my evil ex-boyfriend. No, he's not really gay, but I love calling him that just to bust his balls.
Kato Shingetsu - yes it is like Ringu, isn't it? I have just noticed. Oh well...I'm, glad I'm giving you inspiration.
bookworm0492 - Geez, how many responses am I gonna do! Well, Kurama, I won't be lazy...um...nevermind, that's a bit too late, I already am. But I try to update when I get time, but school is hectic and y'know?
yomiko - yes, I realize I forgot the s in screaming now that you've mentioned it, but I am unable to change it because I don't know how...
Kato Shingetsu - thanks
BlackRoseVixen05 - thank you
bookworm0492 - why aren't you doing the little transmission boxie thingies anymore? I loved those. I'm awefully sorry that this isn't in your taste yet, because I'm running out of ideas. I'm trying to make it gory enough for ya, though, cuz you are now my good friend and you made me laugh. I beg forgiveness. I also realize it's more action/adventure now, so, maybe I can try to change the genre? That's be better, ne?
Kato Shingetsu - I will most certainly review and put it on my watch and favorites lists. I hope this is meeting your tastes and stuff.
Chain Letter
Chapter 8: Attack In The Catacombs and A New Rival For Hiei!
Team Urameshi and Kaonashi all sweatdropped as they saw Kitsune, Sora, and Sahara, beating up the three vampires.
Sora had found a metal pipe and was beating Darius in the head with it, repeatedly, shouting "TAKE THAT YOU ROTTEN BLOOD DRINKING FIENDS! AND THAT! AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!"
Kitsune had taken a chair and beat Mikhail in the head with it, screeching, "THAT WAS FOR SAHARA!" Wham! "THAT ONE WAS FOR...SAHARA TOO!" Wham! "THAT ONE WAS FOR MY MOTHER!" Wham! "THAT ONE WAS CUZ...I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU!" at the top of her lungs.
Sahara was smashing Nicolai into the walls, picking him up and tossing him into a guillotine torture device (That slicey-dicey choppy thing that cut off peoples heads), slicing the vampires body in half. "YOU GIVE US VAMPIRES A BAD NAME! FEEEL MY WRATH!"
Kaonashi ran up to the three. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah," Sora said, "for the most part." Kitsune ran up to Kaonashi like a lost child, embracing him while he stroked her hair with his right hand, soothingly.
Kitsune was whining, "Waaaah! Kaonashi, the vampires tried to rape meeee!"
Sahara and Sora rolled their eyes.
The Urameshi Team looked at the bloody bodies of the vampires. Kurama reached into his pokcet, and ironically enough, there just happened to be some garlic in there. Asking for Hiei's sword, he stuffed the vampires mouths with the garlic, beheaded them, then, taking three wooden planks from the door, stabbed them through the hearts.
"What was all that about?" Kuwabara asked.
"Kurama just performed the classic textbook way to kill a vampire...and I think it worked," Kitsune stated.
Kurama gave Hiei back his sword. "Now what do we do?" he asked.
"We have to go deep through the ground," Kaonashi said, "See, those tunnels run deep into the heart of the city. Like catacombs. But we have to be careful, because there might be some traps waiting for us."
"Well, let's get going!" Yusuke said.
They grabbed the torches on the walls and proceeded onwards. Unbeknownst to them, the door creaked shut by itself, sealing them inside.
OO
A half hour later, they were deep inside the catacombs and had not come to a single trap. Kitsune had started a chorus of "Are we there yet?" and soon, Sora had joined in, being bored. This was irritating Hiei.
"Are we there yet?" Kitsune asked.
"No, we are not there yet," Hiei grumbled, through clenched teeth.
"Oh,...are we there now?"
"No, Kitsune,"
"Okay...How about now?"
"No,"
"...Now?"
"AARG! NO WE ARE NOT THERE YET, YOU STUPID FOX!" Hiei shouted, causing Kitsune to be quiet.
They all came to 4 forks in the road, all leading off in different directions.
"Now how do we get there?" Sora moaned. Sahara was falling asleep while standing up. Yusuke was looking from one path to the next, and Kuwabara was just standing there, looking stupid, but that's nothing new...
Kurama sighed. "How about this, we split off into pairs and each go down one of the four paths? We go down for a while, turn around and come back. And if someone wanders into a trap, the rest will know who's voice it is, so they'll help."
"Sounds logical enough to me," Sora said.
Sora paired up with Sahara before Kitsune could. Yusuke and Kuwabara paired up, as did Kaonashi and Kurama, leaving Kitsune stuck with Hiei.
"-BEEP-it, why can't I go with Kaonashi or Kurama?" she asked.
"Because they can discuss tactics on attacking, seeing as Kaonashi's main offense is physical attacks. Kurama could probably use some different company for a while," Yusuke said, and they all wandered off down the roads.
OO
Sora and Sahara began walking down the middle left path. They had been bored the entire way. They finally came to a dead end.
"Nothing's down this way, let's turn around and go back." Sahara suggested, and they did so.
They walked a few feet, then spun around as they heard something. "W-what was that?" Sora asked.
"I'm not sure," Sahara answered. Suddenly, the ground began to shake. Sahara swung the torch towards the ground as something began to unearth itself. Something gleamed white in the firelight. It proceeded to rise up, and Sahara and Sora screamed. A full grown man's skeleton stood before them, moaning horribly.
Sahara swung the torch back and forth in front of the pile of bones, but it didn't flinch or back away. It kept its gaze straight at the two demon girls. It reached out a thin boney arm and grasped Sora's left arm, squeezing and making it painful. Sora screeched and began clawing at the arm to rid herself of it, but it was no use.
Finally, Sahara brought the torch down hard on the arm, breaking it from its socket. Yet the hand still clung tenaciously to her arm. She whacked it and it fell off. The two girls ran back through the tunnels, screaming for their lives with the zombies in pursuit.
OO
"Do you hear that?" Yusuke asked.
"It sounds like Sora and Sahara!" Kuwabara yelled, and they ran back the way they came.
OO
Everyone had gone back through the tunnels and met at the place they'd started at. "What's going on?" Yusuke asked. They saw Sora and Sahara running back to them, hiding behind Kaonashi and Kitsune.
"What's wrong, guys?" Kitsune asked.
"Kitsune, z...z-zomb-b-bies!" Sora screeched at the top of her lungs. "Huh?" was how Kitsune replied, tilting her head to the side, confused. Sora pointed down the corridor she'd just come from and they saw moving piles of decaying flesh and bones limping towards them. Kitsune screamed.
Yusuke growled. "Dammit, not again..." Kitsune whapped him on the head.
"Yusuke, profanity!"
Yusuke rubbed his head, glaring at the skeletons. Many had decaying flesh still clinging to their bones, and maggot-infested flesh it was. Grub worms and nightcrawlers creeped in and out of the eye sockets, still feasting on the last amounts of bodily fluids and rotting eyes still on the bodies. This sickened all of the travelers.
"EW! GROSS!" Sora and Kitsune screamed, turning away. But turning away didn't last long, for they noticed more bones behind them starting to glow.
"SH-T! More's coming!" Sahara said, beginning to blast away at the zombies threatening to attack. The battle that ensued between the eight and the undead was a particularly short one, many zombies had fallen, and the last were quickly killed by Yusuke's Spirit Gun attack.
Kitsune sighed, wiping persperation off her forehead and sat down...only to have something clamp on her arm. Giving a squeal of surprise, she looked down to see the last of the undead grab onto her arm. She screamed and knocked the bone off, but the arm still was clasped onto her arm. She screamed, flailing her arms in the air and running in circles.
"GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" she shrieked.
Hiei grabbed her arm, plucked the bone off and slapped her. "Shut up, kitsune-no-baka." he stated, coldly.
Kitsune yanked her wrist back, rubbing it and glaring at the fire demon. "If you'd quit calling me a baka, maybe I would. I'll get you, fire-butt-boy. You're just a worthless fire demon. You have no idea who you're dealing with." she hissed, even colder and deadlier than Hiei's coldest tone.
Hiei had a look of shock on his face, but only a split second, for he promptly changed to another glare, looking up at her and staring her in the eyes "And just who am I dealing with?"
Kitsune met his gaze with an even colder one, one that made shivers go up Hiei's spine. "You're worst nightmare. This isn't over, Hiei." And she turned and walked down the furthest right path.
"Where are you going?" Yusuke asked. Kitsune responded without turning around.
"This path. Sora and Sahara's tunnel lead to a dead end," Her voice was still cold with hate for the fire demon. "Sahara, Sora, come." she hissed.
The other girls exchanged glances, then turned to the team. "Guess we're going with her. Yusuke and Kuwabara can go down the other path, and Hiei can go with Kurama and Kaonashi. Alright? We'll see if we can soften her up."
"Sora! Sahara! NOW!" Kitsune called, no longer being seen.
Sora and Sahara shuddered. "Bye guys. See you in a little bit." They turned and ran after Kitsune.
Soon, everyone split up again, down the paths. Each having a conversation about what had just happened.
(No, I don't really hate Hiei, but I thought it'd be funny to see him find someone harsher than he is, and in real life, I truly am.)
OO
"Wow...Shrimpy just got his a-- whipped vocally by a girl..." Kuwabara was saying. "Guess he's not tough as leather as we thought he was, eh, Urameshi?"
Yusuke shrugged. "Naw, I think he's just a bit surprised there's someone in a grumpier mood than he is. He'll cool off, and hopefully Kitsune will, too."
They kept walking until they found a dead end, turned and walked back.
OO
"What was that about?" Kurama asked, turning to Kaonashi, "Is she that hot-headed all the time?"
Kaonashi shrugged. "Well, let me tell you some things about her. She gets offended easily. You don't want to piss her off, it means she's gonna get you back. She's emotional and very vengeful. She will lose her temper at the slightest provocation. Once someone has earned her enmity, she will begin enacting revenge that can become quite extreme. On the other hand, those who have earned Kitsune's trust and loyalty will see a friendship that can last through many trials.
Kitsune is also a victim of her own feelings. Kitsune's emotions can cause her harm, or distract her. The Sin of Regret can even kill her outright.
Kitsune does not accept aid from those who are not willing. Those who wish to aid her, must do so of their own free will. Kitsune is very loath to ask for help, and as such, most aid must come from another's initiative.
Freedom is very important to Kitsune. She does not accept being forced into something she does not wish, and does not like being bound or trapped. Doing so weakens her, and is frowned upon by other kitsune." he explained.
"So, what you're saying is she's sensitive to her own emotions, she's vengeful, won't accept help from anyone who doesn't ask her, and values her freedom, right?" Kurama asked.
"To summarize it all, yes. There's more, but she'd probably be better to explain it all to you." Kaonashi said. Hiei just walked along in silence.
"That's okay. We understand," came a voice from behind. They turned around and saw Yusuke and Kuwabara standing against the wall.
"Dead end?" Kurama asked.
Yusuke nodded. "Yeah, so we figured we'd be better off following you guys instead of aggravating Kitsune more."
The others nodded knowingly, and they all began to walk down the tunnel.
"I wonder why you didn't fall into any traps..." Kaonashi muttered. Yusuke shrugged.
"Maybe there just wasn't any in that tunnel..."
'I have a bad feeling,' Kaonashi thought.
OO
"Kitsune..."
"What."
"We forgot to get the torches."
"Here...FOX FIRE!" Little balls of blue fire floated around Kitsune, illuminating the path as they kept walking. They walked twenty feet in silence. Kitsune still had a stern face on, and Sora and Sahara didn't want to say the wrong thing in front of her, lest they feel her wrath. A silver kitsune in a mood can be a very dangerous force. And Kitsune was certainly a force to be reckoned with.
Sora and Sahara lagged behind a few feet so they couldn't be heard, but they still kept their voices very low. Kitsune's hearing was much too sharp.
"I wish we could do something to cheer her up," Sora whispered.
"Me too, but I don't want to get hurt," Sahara responded.
"Let's try to talk to her."
"Okay, but be careful. Stay positive and don't mention you-know-who, okay?"
"Right."
"Hey, you two. Don't stray behind or you'll be lost. The path cuts in two up ahead." Kitsune's voice was hard as stone, and her eyes still held unsurpassed anger. They ran to catch up to her. Kitsune turned her back to them and stopped. "What's your problem, guys...You're both distracted." She began walking again.
"Hey, Kitsune. What do you think we should do when we get out of here?" Sora asked.
No response.
"Kitsune?"
"What do you want!" She turned, her eyes flashing dangerously. Sora backed away, scared.
Sahara stepped up. "Don't take your anger out on us, Kitsune. We haven't done anything. You have to just get over this, okay? Why're you so mad?"
Kitsune turned away again and was silent for a while. "I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really ticked, okay? Hiei just gets on my nerves."
Sora put a hand on Kitsune's shoulder, and Kitsune flinched. "Look, he had no right to say that about you, and after we get out of here, we can either help you beat him up, or we can all leave and not have to deal with him again. Sound good?"
Kitsune's face softened and she smiled, sadly. "Yeah, sorry I yelled at you guys."
They all had a group hug, quickly parted and kept walking down the path.
"Do you guys hear...shuffling?" Kitsune asked.
Sora and Sahara were straining to hear in the cavelike corridors. Indeed there was a faint shuffling sound coming from behind them. They turned to see darkness. Kitsune made a little ball of blue fire float down and it lit up a hollow, sunken and decaying face. All three girls froze.
"Not another zombie..." Sora muttered.
"If we move slowly, we should be able to avoid it. It doesn't look very...alive." Kitsune said, softly.
"Well, it isn't alive. It's the living dead." Sahara said.
"I'm still confused about that. How can something be dead...but alive?" Kitsune asked. More little balls of fire floated down and illuminated an entire army of zombies.
"HOLY SHITAKI MUSHROOMS!" all three screamed, simultaneously, then quickly clasped their hands over their mouths, realizing they'd just said it aloud. This woke up the zombies, and they moaned, limping towards the girls.
The girls screamed again. Kitsune threw more fire balls at the zombies, and they lit up, but still continued to advance on them, this time, moaning in torment and pain. Sahara and Sora threw rocks at the zombies, and when they were out of ammo, they turned and ran down the corridor...coming to a dead end. They looked left and right, then turned back to the undead advancing on them. The huddled together in fear, and then shrieked. Their screams echoed throughout the catacombs.
They sat down on the ground, clutching each other for protection, and watched their adversaries close in for the kill...
Kitsune: CLIFFHANGER! Yay!
Sahara: Cool. At least you're keeping me entertained.
Kitsune: -whaps her over the head with TetYokai's sheath-
Sahara: Ow! What was that for!
Kitsune: For being mean!
Sahara: How was I being mean? I said you're keeping me entertained!
Kitsune: I don't know, I just felt like hitting you.
Sahara: Grrr...
Kitsune: Alrighty, here's the spoiler!
The gang finds a way to get away from the zombie attacks and maybe even stop them for good, but now that there aren't anymore zombies or vampires, another adversary stands in their way between them and Chelsey's spirit. How much more can the gang take? Next time on...
Kitsune: Yu-Yu-Hakusho: Chain Letter! Review nicely please...EEEK! -runs away from Sahara-
Sahara: -chasing Kitsune- KITSUNE-NO-BAKA!