Chapter 4

Raven awoke the next morning, feeling that she had just gave it up.(She didn't really, but she felt that way.Wierd) Somehow now she was on top of Beastboy and she was facing the clock. She saw that it was 10:00am "cowincidently" that when Cyborg woke everyone up and "cowincidently" Raven and BB were first.

"Rae, wake up. We're having chicken and WAFFELS" Cyborg said

Of course Cyborg being…well, Cyborg-ish, just burst through the room and sees Raven and BeastBoy in their position.

"Whoa, am I distrubing something" Cyborg said, grinning

Raven tried to say something, but she just lay there and took it.(Not like that.Dirty Sickos)

"Well, I'd better keep going. Not trying to stop you all or anything." Cyborg said going along in his Cyborg-ish ways and of course BB woke up instantly after this.

"What'd I miss" BeastBoy, still groggy

"Get out, NOW!" Raven yelled

"What'd I do this time?" Beastboy asked confused

"live"Raven said coldly

"Wow raven, that was cold, even for u" Beastboy said

"Really, because I was going for something hurtful and annoying"Raven said

"Well good job. You did it." Beastboy said

"Anyways, get the hell out before I throw you out this window, watch you drown slowly and painfully, take your body out and tie it to a chair, tie the chair to car, go all across I-94 with the car, take your body out and cut it into separate sections, but them in garbage bags and throw them back in the ocean…" But by this time, beastboy was gone. Raven quickly got dressed and went to the kitchen.

Everyone was already there. Starfire was trying to tell robin how you can have a promising career as a footstool on her planet, and Cyborg kept eyeing BeastBoy.

Hello, friend raven. Would you like to join us in the fast of break." Starfire asked

"Sure" Raven said, and got her tea as usual

"So raven, how was your sleep last night" Robin said grinnig

"Regular" Said Raven

"Oh, so you two "toast marshmallows" on a regular basis" Cyborg said, starting to laugh

"Whaa…"but both instantly fell on the ground. Cyborg was laughing so hard that blood was coming out of his eyes. Raven looked over at beastboy, who was so green, shit, he was just frickin green.

"Please, why didn't you all tell us that you all eat the candied goods together" Starfire asked stupidly, which caused the two boys to laugh even harder.

"Yeah,well, this is coming from someone who "plays" with dolls and someone else who can see, no, SNIFF, and pedophile 10 miles away who instead cant see a hot chick sitting right next to him" Beastboy said

This caused them both to shut up. The only not red and green on robin was his mask and Cyborg just wanted the world to end right now.

In some random turn of event, Slade instantly burst through the wall, with kittys and rainbows and sunshines painted on his face.

"I smell a pedophile" Robin said

"well, seeing as one is two feet away from you, it shouldn't be that hard" Raven said

I have found all of your weaknesses. But before I tie you to chairs and make you all watch me rape Robin, I'm going to bake a cake." Slade said, fruity- like

"This cake is in dedication to Robin, the only person who let me watch him changing"Robin said

"What! You said that you were monitoring the other Titans" Robin said outraged

" I was" Slade said coolly "Both your cheeks and your limo (wink wink)

"That's it. Titans GO!"Robin yelled

Slade really wasn't kidding when he found out all of there weaknesses. Slade took out a Bible and said "Begone, she-devil!" Raven instantly fell to the ground and slade the tied her to a chair. Next was Beastboy. As attacking slade as a rhino, Slade jumped on him and said, I've got a video tape of raven in the shower if you want it. Of course, Beastboy stops and says "sweet dude, how'd you get them" But then said instantly put him in the sleeper hole and tied him to a chair. Next was Starfire. This one was easy. Slade took out a picture of him a robin making out (actually, it was his face on Starfires body). She instantly jumped out the window and landed on shattered pieces of glass and instantly died. Last was Cyborg. All" Slade said was "Jinx and BumbleBee" and Cyborg went to his dark corner to um "merit" his "Boyscout". Lastly was Robin. Slade took Robins Bo-Staff and took out his legs and prepared to malest robin.

"Wait" Robin said, out of breath "Answer me one question. Why don't you just go find Michael Jackson or something. He'd be willing to do it with you?"

"Excellent question robin" Slade started "Because Michael wants to do it, and because ima man, not a boy, and finally, I like my prey surprised and running. You of couse heard of the Mcdonalds joke, right?"

"Yes I have, and its sick and wrong like you"Robin stated

"Oh well. Say goodbye to you're virginity robin" Slade said coming in for the kill

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Robin yelled

In another random turn of events, Terra yells "Slade, pay my damn child support", and hits him with a huge boulder that appears out of nowhere and knocks him dead behind the boulder for now.

"My cheeks are saved" Robin said "for now"

I liked that chapter a lot. It feels like one of my better ones. And slade with the last words…

Slade: The Mcdonalds joke was "What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common?They stick 40-year old meat between 14 year old buns.Also, I keep a robin doll in my pants"

Sicko

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