Chapter 5
For all the sickos out there THIS IS NOT A SLADExROBIN FIC. WHATEVER SICKO (cough banana fritz cough) THOUGHT OF THAT NEEDS TO (see what raven said to beastboy in chp 4.) IM NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OF A SICKO. I'm just kidding it was nice that she even read and reviewed. Yes even the joke was sick (sicko) but it helped tie in with the story. Well, here's chapter five…
All time were crushed by the lost of Star. Especially Robin, who now instead of obessing over Slade, comes out of his room, eyes always red, gloves always white.(now that's just sick even for me.) Raven spent her time these times trying to find out how to bring her back. Beastboy and Cyborg played the game station, but not as well as they used to since no one bright and cheery is there to cheer them on. Finally raven did find a way to bring to bring her back. She summoned all of the titans (excluding star) and told them what she found.
"Ok, I have found a way to bring back star, but its an elaborate process." Raven said
"Tell us" Robin said
"Well, we need to make a sacrifice. A HUMAN sacrifice" Raven said sounding sad
"So…that's it" Beastboy said
"Yeah, pretty much" Raven said
"Then it should be one of us so no one else gets hurt" Robin said "Any volunteers?"
"I volunteer" Beastboy said "Cyborg"
"What! Hey at least I have a life worth living for" Cy said
"Oh. So now we have to go there" Beastboy said "Firstly, you are the only person that doesn't officially/unofficially have a romance.
"What about Jinx and BumbleBee? Huh?" Cy asked
"Those lames. We hardly see them" Beastboy said
"If you don't shut up I'll (insert thing here that you know raven will say to these idiots who try to hump doorknobs) Got it?"
Beastboy turned into a puppy and started to whimper. Cyborg went into his corner of course and said things to himself like "I'm mad at hear too" and "Only some guys are hot" (Whoa. Calm down Cyborg.)
"About this sacrifice" Robin started "Is there a certain way we need to do it?"
"Yes" Raven started "We need to sacrifice someone to the Nacho God, Peter, and he will ask the Taco God, Nate, if he will ask the Banana God, (there's a Banana God now?) Joey, if the pig overlord can bring Starfire back to life." Raven said
"I lost you at Steak God" Robin said
…Whatever. So since no one wants to be sacrificed, someone must be forced." Raven said, glaring at Beastboy
"Dudes, Raven" Beastboy said "there is only one way to solve this. Two words: Strip twister"
And that's how they will solve it. But who will lose? And once again Salde with the last words…
Slade: Whenever I cant have Robin, I get dogs (OMG WTF. That's it someone new gets the job of doing the last words.) I will now start finding new people next chapter. Heck, I'll start to take O.C's for the last words if you make em say something sick/ not sick.(all the sickos out there will get it. But if you do send it to my email which says it in my profile. I will do an O.C. for each chapter. Read and Review
