Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ....

AN: This was a weird book I made, after drawing a random picture...but I kinda like it. NOTE: This has absoloutly NOTHING to do with my ACTUAL views on DBZ partners, past partners, potential relationships, or families...It doesn't even reflect my opinion of the individual characters...oh yeah...PLEASE don't be stupid enough to call that number...You have no idea where it might lead.....

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Chapter 1: Blind Date

Bra sighed, her chin resting on her hands, she was 16 and she'd never had a 'serious' boyfriend yet, Pan and Marron always set her up with boys....Goten repeatedly...but none of them were for her. One date was all it would ever take.....Her mother would only smile her encouragement when Bra would bring her problem to her, and her father, Vegeta, certainly couldn't care less that no HUMAN boys were good enough for her.

Bra smoothed the newspaper article, it read: "Blind Dates R us!! Send in your description and let us pick you your soul mate!! Call: 778-3348 for your chance for love!"

Bra picked up the phone and dialed the number, she figured she might as well, she had nothing to lose, after all.

On the second ring, a chirpy female voice picked up the phone on the other side, " Blind Dates are us, How may I help you?"

" Yes? I want to get a Date..." Bra answered.

" OK, Tell me a short description of yourself, and your PIN number

Bra complied, and a short while later, the woman said, " Alright! We have a match!! He's tall, has dashing onyx eyes, loves hot dogs, working out and sports, but hates to pick fights, loves children, but is a little timid around women....oh yeah, he's a professional athlete, too. To arrange a date, we will charge you $40, non-refundable...we will contact you tommorrow with a time and place, and the two of you can work out some details over the phone."

Bra started to say 'ok', but the phone went dead....They'd hung up!!

Bra sighed, and began to look for a suitable suit for the upcoming blind date.

10:00 AM...The next day:

On the other side of the city, a phone rang, by the tird ring, a tall man picked it up in a calloused hand, and said in a mildly deep voice, " Hello? Who is this?"

" This is Blind Dates R us!" answered a cheeky voice.

The man made a face, and said irritably, " I thought I terminated my membership!"

" Nope! Anyway, we have you a date, she loves food, shopping, and strong men, she strives for absoloute perfection in her men, so has trouble getting boyfriends, but is willing to go out on a limb to find her soul mate....at 7:00pm today, Giorno's Pizzaria. You may work out the details over the phone, but no names or descriptions."

" Yes yes, whatever." He said quickly, anxious to be over with it....perfection eh? This would be a quick date...

" Hello?" over the phone came the most beautiful voice he'd ever heard.

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Bra sat next to the phone anxiously, she'd decided not to tell anyone about this until she had to.

Suddenly, the phone rang, in an instant, she picked it up, and a scratchy voice said, " This is Blind Dates er us...we have a date for you, he's on now....the date will be today at 7:00...a chouffer will pick you up at 6:50."

Suddenly, the phone clicked.

" Hello?" Bra asked worriedly.

" H-hi..." Came a husky voice from over the phone, " So....I have to date you?.....OK...."

" So...we're sup-supposed to work out the details right L-like...wh-what we'll be wearing?" She asked unsteadily, swallowing a lump in her throat.

"...Yeah."

5 minutes later:

Bra placed the phone on the hook, her palms were sweaty, and her heart was pounding so hard she thought it would beat out of her chest.

" Whoa-hoe-ho! Who was THAT??" Came Pan's voice from nowhere, " He's certainly got you worked up!! A mini-skirt to a 1st date?? *tsk tsk*...."

Bra gasped in surprise, she'd been found out!! " How long have you been there?!"

" Long enough to start wondering if Angel ISN'T the sluttiest girl in town...the SMALLEST micro-mini-skirt you have?! And you TOLD him?!!"

Bra sighed, " It doesn't matter what I wear anyway, we ARE going to a public place..."

" Hm....whatever you say...so..what's his name then?" Pan asked, shrugging her shoulders.

" I..uh..don't know..."

" YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shrieked.

Bra made a scandalized face, and snapped, " Oh calm down! You're screaming your head off like I'm pregnant!!! I'm going on a blind date is all!! Sheesh!"

" oh, you are??" Came the voice of her father suddenly, " That's interesting."

" Why are you eavesdropping on my conversation?!!" Bra asked, frustrated...why didn't Pan warn her that her father was coming?? She obviously saw him coming!! Sometimes Bra wasn't sure who's side Pan was on...

" I heard pan screaming, so I came to investigate." He said bluntly, darn it, it figured as much....Pan again...

Bra glared at Pan, making certain she knew it was her fault, to Pan's credit, she had the decency to bluxh slightly...only slightly though.

" I already PAID for it dad!" Bra said stubbornly.

" Whatever...if you want to go, then fine...but you'd better get full THERE!" Vegeta growled, sparing a mesuring glance for Pan before walking away.

At 6:50pm:

Bra stepped outside the door, and a grand limo pulled up, carefully, she got in, and the chauffer was off.

" Where are we going??" She asked.

" That's a secret, Milady." The chauffer said, tipping his hat at the rearview mirror.

5 minutes later:

The limo pulled up to a strange restaurant/cafe, and the chauffer opened her car door, bowing.

" We are here, Milady." He said, then offered her a black cloth with a flourish.

" What's this?" Bra asked, tenitivelt taking the cloth.

" A blindfold milady, you'll have to wear it."

Bra sighed, and tied the blindfold around her head carefully.

Slightly stumbling, she put her hand on the man's shoulder, and followed him inside the building, and to her small table.

The man sat her down, and undid the blindfold, at the same time as her date's escort removed his, giving Bra, and her date, the shock of their lives.

" What are YOU doing here?!!!" They both exclaimed at once.

" I asked first, what are you doing here?" Yamcha insisted, as their escorts retreated to their limos.

" I'M a princess."

"....That you are..." He mumbled, "..Fine....I signed up for a blind date srvice several months ago, and never got one....until now."

"...I just called up...you..uh....sounded great over the phone...." Bra said, slightly embarrassed.

".......Ditto..." Yamcha mumbled.

" Well....I suppose we should make the best of it...cost me $40, and my father banned me from dinner tonight..." Bra laughed.

" Haha, figures....but only if you don't talk about the whole blind date thing to anyone...or your mother will hear about it...and I'll NEVER get the end of it!" Yamcha chuckled.

" Deal!"

11:00pm--The date's end:

" This was...really fun..I hope we can do it again some time..." Bra smiled, shaking Yamcha's hand.

" Me too....nest time maybe we should just talk over the phone!" Yamcha laughed, still obviously a little embarrassed about their earlier conversation over the phone.

" Maybe." Bra winked, smiling.

" Would you like a ride home?" He asked.

" In what?" Bra laughed, pointing out that both of their ride's had left.

" Oh..uh..."

" I can fly, Yamcha." Bra laughed.

" Well..uh...goodnight..." He said, looking down at her.

" Uh..yeah..."

" Next week then?"

"...yeah..I hope.."

" Call ya!" He said, taking to the air.

Bra stared after him a moment, she'd almost...wanted to kiss him.

She sighed, and headed home.

When she made it, she skipped in through the door quietly, and made it through the dark house, to her room. She smiled to herself, and thought about how she couldn't wait to see 'uncle' Yamcha again.

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AN: You didn't think I'd be stupid enough to put a PIN number in there, too, did ya?? ^.^

What do you think....oh yeah...uh...I just want to warn you ahead of time, I love to try to work in more romances on the side, or just hint at them, all the time...lol

If you liked this whole 'secret love' thing...then you'd probably like:

Pan's Valentine.(Not yet Published)

or, if you like other May and December types...

Warrior's Love (not yet Published)

~Yusagi