CHP 7
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Now that Raven and BeastBoy were out of the picture, only Robin and Cyborg (sicko) were left. Robin was determined to win so when Star came back, he could tell her how he felt and then make out with her. Beastboy was trying to take Ravens bra off from the back but then Raven saw him and was about to castrate him but thought otherwise. "He might need it" Love thought in Ravens mind
"For what" Raven Asked?
"You know. You and him. On the couch. Together. Alone. He starts nibbling on your neck and then to your body and then he blows in your…"
"Shut up." Raven started "Beastboy and me are just friends. Not even that. One day I'm gonna kick his ass."
"I think you rather have him kick yours" Love said (wink wink)
"OH YEAH WELL…"Raven started, but was soon cut off by Beastboy saying the next thing for twister.
As we return to the game, no one has lost anything, except dignity probably, but Cyborg and Robin are in a VERY awkward position, with Cyborg on top. Both are tired, don't want to be sacrificed, and Cyborg is enjoying it all. (Sicko)
"You know" Cyborg started "I'll let you win, if you make it worth my wild
"What do you mean?" Robin asked
"If we agree to certain terms, I'll let you win" Cyborg said, licking his lips (DAS Dirty Ass Sicko
"And what are these "terms" as you might call them?" Robin asked, a little nervous
"Well…" And Cyborg started to whisper maniacally. Robins face went from serious, to creepy, to wrong, to sick, to dirty as motherfyiyucker, to castrate yourself and commit suicide. It goes way past sicko terms.
"Three words. I like GIRLS." Robin said
"I know. Wont that make it even better?" Cyborg said, drooling the time
Robin didn't want that to happen, so he did what a guy liking girl instinct would do to get a gay guy away from you.
"Look! A Hot Dog!" Robin yelled
"Is it FrankenFurt?" Cyborg said, interested in the conversation. Cyborg being…well Cyborg-ish, tripped over his own feet and landed outside the playing mat thing, which ended in total lost.
"Cyborg, you lose." Raven said, and instantly made a knife with her powers, struck it through Cyborgs Central Processor, and he instantly died.
"Yes!" Robin and Beastboy blurted out. "I, uh…found a nickel" Beastboy finished lamely. "Forget that, we don't have to see or listen to that mangina anymore!" Robin was now doing a victory dance on the coffee table.
"Whatever. Let's just put on our clothes and get this over with" Raven said, bored again
They put back on their clothes and dragged Cyborgs body out on the rock outside. Raven started to say the words for the sacrifice. (finally)
"Oh random produce and food Gods, we ask you to bring back our friend, Starfire, princess of Tameran, for Cyborg, this mangina"
Cyborg then started to float in the air, up to the sky and then they couldn't see him anymore. Then the alien princess beauty, Starfire, came down in a blinding light, and landed on the rock Cyborg was on.
"Hello friends" Starfire said cheerful as usual "Thank you for bringing me back to life. How are all my friends" Starfire asked
The others just stood their in amazement.
"Please friends, aren't you all happy of my return? Is there something of my face" Starfire asked confused
Beastboy ran to the nearest bush to once again claim his territory. Robin and Raven continued to stare, and then Robin fell on the ground and went crazy. (Watch the dope boys go crazy) Finally raven decided to speak.
"Uhh…Starfire…look down"
Starfire did and she started to blush like crazy
Starfire was completely naked.
Starfire instantly flew up to the tower, very embarrassed.
"I'll…uhh…go see if she's ok" Raven said, and flew up to the tower after her.
After about twenty minutes or so, Beastboy and Robin were finally done. Beastboy's bush look like Christmas in July and Robin's cape looked like he was making a snow angel. (HEY, its Christmas time)
"Dude, that was fyiyucking awesome" Beastboy said
"Yeah, it was definitely worth it" Robin said "I'd trade a mangina in for a hot nude chick any day"
"Yeah…hey wait you finally admitted that she was hot. So you DO like girls" Beastboy said feeling accomplished
"Of course I like girls. And wasn't it obvious that I like Starfire" Robin said
"Yeah, but it was better hearing you admit it" Beastboy said
"...Yeah, hey lets go watch it again on the security cameras, and put it on tivo" Robin said
"Yeah, lets" And both skipped inside the tower together, arm and arm, and both boys did not sleep that night
I feel like that was also one of my better chapters. Anyways please give me my reviews. I would like three reviews for THIS chapter. HEY, im being generous because of holidays. Please review. Merry Christmas.