The Notes of a Marauders Girl
Chapter 2
Lily Evans
James Potter
Alice McMillan
Where's the rest of your little motley crew today?
Remus' mother is unwell and Sirius is sick.
Oh that's terrible!
I know, Sirius will recover, though.
I was talking about remus' mum
Oh…
All by yourself today james…
Ill come and sit with you if you want the company
That wont be necessary.
We have big, bad frank to keep us company.
Frank?
Yes Alice, tell Jamsie poo about darling frank
You share a dorm with him, right?
Right…
Does he ever mention any girls?
Yea
Who?
Lots of them
Oh
Yeah, you, Marlene McKinnon, Hestia Jones…
Marlene, worlds biggest skank?
I thought you were friends?
What makes you think that?
We share a dorm potter, that's it.
I don't think shes a 'skank'
You are a man.
Well spotted
You think that her eyes are naturally blue.
They're not?
AND you think her boobs are real
Come on alice, we're not that stupid.
Good.
And you think that he nails are real.
Uh-uh
Wow.
Yea
"Marlene McFakeinnon"
you have a wide and overactive imagination, potter
Thank you
Sarcasm, potter, sarcasm
You should call me James
Why?
Because I call you lily
That's you reasoning?
Will you go out with me?
Why should i?
I gave you a list yesterday, don't make me write it again.
Okay
Just one little date
What will you give me for it?
Huh?
She wants something in return
Free stuff.
Ill buy you honeydukes stuff.
Really?
Yea
Okay
You'll go?
Ill think about it
When is the next Hogsmeade visit anyway?
Saturday
You didn't tell me that potter!
I thought I was james now
I only have 2 days to think about if I want to go with you!
And that's a bad thing because…?
I need more time to agonize!
Drama queen…
You're gonna regret calling me that McMillan.
Oh yea?
Yea!
Bring it on bitch!
Ohhh catfight…
Im sorry Lily!
I know you are Allie.
Oh!
What?
I was hoping that being angry with alice would make you forget to be angry with me.
Your luck has run out, it would seem
So will you go to Hogsmeade with me?
I'll tell you at dinner when I have had adequate time to deliberate the matter.
Lily, this is last period
There's only like, an hour until dinner.
Hey, I never said I needed a lot of time to deliberate!
Ohh, is some one snappy or what?
…
sorry!
That's more like it
Lily, nobody can stand up against the power of your death glare
Was that a compliment?
Yes
Really?
Yes, really, I admire it actually.
You do?
Yes, it's something that my mother does and I have never been able to get it down pat.
I remind you…of your mother?
No, just the glare thing
That's good
And you are around the same height.
James, comparing me to you mum is wrong on so many levels…
I know. You remind me of sirius' mum.
Are you aware, potter, that Sirius finds it easy to talk to me?
No, I wasn't aware.
And I happen to know what kind of person his mother is.
Then you'll know that she is a very powerful person, who can make almost any situation turn in her favour.
You are comparing me to an evil bitch.
That's my cousin your badmouthing.
Are you FOR REAL!
Yes, her father is my mothers brother.
Wow.
So you and Sirius are only like, second cousins?
Yep
Wow, good looks run in the family, huh, Lily?
I am going to save my dignity by not replying to that question.
Don't you think I'm good-looking, lily?
I'm going to protect your ego from further enlargement by not answering that question.
Was that a yes?
No. I abstain from answering that question.
Theres the bell.
Yep
See you at dinner lily!
Can't wait…
A/N well, i couldnt wait to do another one, me sitting here with my pnemonia...;( please review!