Kitsune-- Hey all! It's Kitsune here!
Jeremy-- And Jeremy!
Kitsune-- And we have a new surprise! 2 new members of Rabid Chibi Squirrels, Inc.! Well, they're only helpers, they won't really write any fics.
Jeremy-- Why not?
Kitsune-- Maybe they don't want to! But they'll appear in our stories! Please give a warm welcome to Natalie and Erika, my friends from Connecticut.
Erika-- Hi!
Natalie-- Yo!
Jeremy-- Oh, great! Now I have to deal with three crazy girls!
Natalie, Kitsune, and Erika-- We are NOT crazy!
Kitsune-- We're insane.
Erika-- There's a difference!
Jeremy-- Can I get someone else on my side? Like another guy?
Kitsune-- Sure. But that has to wait until the next chapter.
Jeremy-- Damn.
Natalie-- You're lucky you're in California, otherwise we'd slap you for saying that.
Jeremy-- DAMN! -blows raspberries-
Natalie-- Why I oughtta...
Erika-- -holds Natalie back-
Kitsune-- On with the fanfiction! Reviews are appreciated, thanks!
Disclaimer-- We don't own it. Damn.
PS. Anything in :words: in Kitsune's IM. /words/ is Jeremy's. words is Natalie's. words is Erika's. Got it? And anything in italics is either telekinesis (if in /) or thoughts.
Warning-- There if reference to The Ring, yes the cheap and crappy American version, because that's the only one I've seen. And there is OOCness. Alright?
Chain Letter
Chapter 22: Birth of a True Curse...
Kitsune sat at her computer, silently typing up a chapter for RCS, Inc's greatest and longest fanfiction, Chain Letter. At the same time, she was IMing Jeremy, Natalie, and Erika, from their parts of the US.
Her screenname was PolloPicante (also known as Spicy Chicken).
:u know what? we gotta think of a new twist for the story.:
That is a good idea. But what?
/What if Chelsey comes back and kills everybody/
:But isn't that 2 cliche:
/No, it's surprising/
We desperately need reviews.
:Yep.:
Desperately.
We heard you.
Shaddup, sis. You're in the other room.
:I'm getting the feeling we're being watched...:
/Me too./
Same
here
:lol:
/sorry, i farted./
ew...
nice 1 Jeremy!
/thank u. thank u./
:u're gross.:
I think Jeremy's idea was good.
:What idea? Of farting:
roflmfao
no, of Chelsy coming back. the tantei wouldn't expect that!
:u got a point therr:
did you just say 'therr'?
G's up corndogs!
/what the hell/
:Nat, u're scaring me.:
she shouted it across the hall. Nat, mom n dad'll b POed.
:she actually said it? roflmfao:
/git up, fox-butt/
:shuddup, elf...-butt:
/Elf-butt/
:yeh:
:D
:D
yer funny!
Jeremy's an elf!
/I am not an elf!... ok, yeh I am, but what're u 2? Nat, u're a tig--/
Suddenly, the computer shut down, and the lights shut off. The rain pounded against the windows, and thunder crashed in the distance.
"Shit!" Kitsune said. "All my files! (T.T -- facial expression)"
In her anger, she kicked the computer. Not a smart move. She forgot she got steel plating for the monitor and all other outside computer parts because of her evil godparents, whom she recently killed due to their stupidity... Okay, she didn't really consider that she killed them. They kinda slipped into her knife... Anybody could have made that mistake...
So she jumped out of her chair and jumped around the room, cursing under her breath, and clutching her aching foot. "Damn blackout!"
Finding candles, she lit them and looked around. Her room was almost completely in darkness, but, thanks to her nifty little candles, she could see. Yay!
The telephone rung downstairs and her heart nearly stopped. She carefully slipped out of her room and down the dark halls, all alone...Damn, I don't wanna be alone!
(Kaonashi calls out, "Neither do I, get on with the fic!")
Anyways, the phone was still ringing, so, she rushed over and picked it up. "Takaya residence, Kitsune Takaya speaking..."
There was a soft hiss from the other side.
"Uh, hullo?"
"Ki...su...di...sev...ays..."
"Hello... Hello, you're breaking up!"
"Can you hear me now?"
"Oh, yeah. That's much better, thanks."
"Okay, good. Because you're gonna die in seven days."
"Oh, hi Samara! How're things in the well?"
"They're fine. It's kinda... wet down here, y'know? I gotta find a better place to stay."
"I know... You ever think about going to the Bahama's or something? Y'know, take time away from all the killing people stuff?"
"Yeah, I have thought about it. Maybe I'll go to Tahiti or something. I do gotta take time from the phone calls. My hands are all cramped up. But the suckers who watch my tape are worth killing."
"Hey, that's right! It reminds me! You can't kill me because I haven't watched your tape!"
"You don't have my tape?"
"Nope."
"Oh, damn. I called the wrong number. Do you know who might have my tape?"
"Uh... I think I saw some Katie girl and her friend Becca. That Katie watched the tape."
"Oh, I mixed up Katie and Kitsune... So sorry, I take it back. You WILL NOT die in seven days. Alright?"
"Alright, take care. Merry ChristmaHaunaKwanzika to you!"
"Merry ChristmaHaunaKwanzika!" And Samara hung up. Kitsune did so, too.
"So fun talking to her... How DOES she make those phone calls?" Kitsune walked back upstairs and noticed her computer was on. However, everything else was turned off, and the only thing on the screen was fizz.
"I told you, Samara, I didn't watch you're tape!" she yelled angrily at the computer. She pulled the plug, and began to walk away, but the computer turned back on. There was a soft chuckle from the shadows of the room.
"I'm not Samara..."
Kitsune whirled around and everything went black.
--
Kitsune stood up, and sat down at the computer, which had finally finished rebooting. The lights were still off, and the rain still pounded outside. She smirked evilly, something unlike her.
"Now," she said, with a voiceover, "to finish what I've started..."
And Chelsey McCann began to type...
Kitsune-- BOO, scary!
Jeremy-- That had nothing to do with YYH.
Kitsune-- Exactly, it had to do with us writing YYH.
Jeremy-- I'm still clueless.
Erika-- We know you are.
Jeremy-- HEY!
Natalie-- You're not supposed to be, though. That's Kitsune's job.
Kitsune-- Yeah... HEY!
Jeremy-- Alright, that's it for Chain Letter!
Kitsune-- We're finished?
Jeremy-- Yep! For this fanfic, at least.
Kitsune-- But what about the other chapters we planned, and the Candid Camera chapters? What about those!
Jeremy-- They can wait until CHAIN LETTER: REVOLUTION!
Kitsune-- Chain Letter... Revolution?
Jeremy-- Yep! Thought of it myself!
Kitsune-- Sounds cool. Until next time, homies, PEACE OUT!
IM Translations:
u -- you
2 -- to, too, two
lol -- laugh out loud
1 -- one
roflmfao -- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fat Ass Off
n -- and
b -- be
:D -- smiling, grinning
Story To Be Continued In--
Chain Letter: Revolution