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The Notes of a Marauders Girl
Chapter 5
Lily Evans
Alice McMillan
You got in late last night.
Did I really? Hadn't noticed.
I know you did notice. You snuck in.
…
BUSTED!
What? You're jumping to conclusions!
Are there any conclusions to jump to?
What is that supposed to mean?
What meaning should it have?
Are you high or something?
What makes you say that flower baby?
I was joking, until you called me flower baby. High.
Don't tell frank!
My god, Alice, being a rebel is attractive. Have I taught you nothing?
Obviously not.
What are you going to do for McGonagall next period.
Tell her my cat died and I'm in mourning.
You think she'll believe that?
She will if our most esteemed head girl tells her.
Like McGonagall gives a shit that I'm head girl. She doesn't like me.
What makes you say that?
McG: Potter, give out these kittens.
James: Yes, professor.
--next lesson—
McG: Evans, hand out these kittens.
Me: Yes, professor.
McG: Don't take that tone with me!
Oh, I see your point.
You're not seriously high are you?
No.
Thank heavens.
I had too much coffee this morning.
What have I told you about that?
Sorry?
What made you need the cafene hit?
I stayed up all night waiting for you to get in.
Oh, really. Why?
I know you were with james, lily.
No, I was doing my head girl duties.
Is that what they're calling it now?
ALICE!
Sorry, sorry…
So you should be!
Although, last time you did head girl duties, you got back at 10, last night it was about quarter past 12.
Drop it Alice, or I will hurt you.
I'd like to see you try.
Would you?
Er..maybe not, on second thoughts…
I thought you might say that.
So, any news?
What kind of 'news'?
You know, the stuff that Dumbledore tells you that you aren't meant to tell us.
We're getting an exchange student
Really? FROM WHERE?
He's a muggle. From London.
Isn't that against the statute of secrecy?
No, apparently he knows a lot about magic. Its all a bit dodgy if you ask me.
What does he look like?
I dunno, hav'nt met him.
When's he coming?
Tomorrow.
For how long?
Tomorrow morning he will arrive, take classes, then leave.
What year and house?
7th Griffindor.
Omg I hope he's hot lol!
Im so telling frank you said that
You wouldn't dare!
Ha! Piss me of and ill do anything.
Ohh really now?
Yea, what are yo gonna do about it bitch?
Ill tell james embarrassing stories!
Like I care, most of them were caused by him.
Ill show him baby pictures
I was a cute baby
Damn you and your stupid resilience!
Yea go me!
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