Zim puts Gir into an institution to try to take over the world and it's pretty much a crossover with everything and Gir is involved in a group therapy group that includes; Gir (IVZ), Gollum (lord of the rings), Drusilla (Buffy the vampire slayer), Dobby (Harry Potter), and Wobbuffett (Pokemon).
Diagnoses: Insanity
As Featured in Invader Zim and the Fiery Cupy Thingy
Episode 1: Psychological Exam
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA!" Zim screeched while his alien spaceship sent giant explosions onto the earth.
"So um... what exactly are we doing?" His tiny blue robot Gir asked while scratching his head.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS?" Zim said flailing his hands at his assistant. "I am an a-l-i-e-n and not only an alien I am AN IRKEN INVADER! And what do invaders do? Hmmm?"
"Umm give me a second... ummm it's on the tip of my head..."
"You don't know do you?"
"Wait a second almost have it almost ERRRRGH!" Gir said as he started to pound his hands on the ground. "Allllmooosst... what did you ask again?"
"WE INVADE! INVADERS INVADE! I am an invader so I am thusly invading these STUPID HUMANS!"
"Oh I get it now... So ummm what are we doing again?" Gir said as Zim slumped over the controls with a sigh.
"I like to sing! La la la la la la la la!" Gir started to sing unbeknownst to the grief of his master.
"What did I do to deserve this? I always thought I was a good Irken... well except for the whole invading the Earth and being umm full of alien evil..."
"La La La! Hey I just remembered something!"
"Well why don't you stop bothering me and tell someone who cares!"
"Ok." Gir said as he went into the back and came back with a telephone and started to call someone.
"Who are you calling?"
"You said to tell someone who cares jeesh!" Gir said as the other line started to ring.
"Fine keep your secrets, I knew I should have kept that zit thing. Who cares, I guess I shall return to CONQUERING THESE STUPID HUMANS!" Zim said as he halfheartedly played with the controls.
The phone kept ringing and as each ring rang Zim curiosity drifted him further and further from his work until it began to gnaw at him like a knife in the gut. This continued as whoever was on the receiving end was kept from answering. It then became to much and Zim's blood began to rise... Wait a minute who does Gir know? He then was full engaged in his "work".
"Umm hello Dib! YES THIS IS ME! Ummmm just thought you should know Zim's about to destroy the Earth using his MIGHTY shipy... thing... We are about twenty seconds from the school... almost there... almost... WERE HERE!... Your Welcome." Gir said as he hung up the phone.
"So who were you talking to?" Zim asked not paying much attention.
"Oh just Dib."
"Oh that's nice... WHAT! YOU ARE CONFESSING MY MOST DIABOLICAL PLANS WITH MY MOST HATED ENEMY DIB?"
"Well he is the only other person I know."
"All right Gaz it's only you and me. We are all that is left that stand between Earth and the Irken empire!" Dib said as he and his sister stood at the front of the school.
"Oh, how exciting." Gaz said dripping with venom and sarcasm.
"Here he comes! Gaz WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" Dib screeched in horror as his sister pulled out a water balloon and threw it at the alien craft causing it to fall to the ground and crash.
"THAT WAS FUN CAN WE DO IT AGAIN?" Gir exclaimed as he jumped out of the craft.
"SO DIB! You win this round but I shall return, OH AND MY VENGEANCE SHALL BE GREAT!" Zim said as he removed a piece of debris from his clothes.
"You have something on your neck." Gaz said flatly.
"What is it?" As Zim frantically checked his neck.
"Your head... maybe you should get it removed."
"C'mon Gaz we have to go to the asylum now were people are locked up like they are supposed to be." Dib said giving a look at his alien adversary.
"What is this asylum and why are they locked up there?" Zim said scratching his chin.
"It's were people who are I-N-S-A-N-E go. We have to go help out or whatever as a school project." Gaz said twitching at the thought of being helpful.
"And how long do people stay at this asylum?" Zim asked intrigued.
"Well it depends..." Dib started until something excited Gir.
"WHOOOOOHOOOOOOO! I'm going home and making french toast and cupcakes!"
"I don't think they would ever let him out." Dib said as he and his melancholy sister departed.
"THAT'S IT I'M A GENIUS! GENIUS!" Zim exclaimed when his mortal enemy was out of earshot.
"Are we going to dress up like clowns and scream like a crazy person!"
"No Gir." Zim said bluntly.
"Oh man."
"Gir your crazy..." Zim said as his assistant looked at him blankly. "We shall send you to this asylum to keep an eye on the FILTHY Dib. And I shall join this school project... maybe I could get extra credit I'm failing math."
"Awww that's too bad... So what are we doing?"
"Don't worry where we're going you'll fit right in."
Zim and Gir walked into the Asylum door way where one of the nurses directed them to the head of emissions office. As they traveled the corridors Gir became skittish as various screams came from the other room causing him to leap into his master's arms, in which he responded by dropping him harshly onto the ground. Then they finally arrived at the office to find... Ms. Bitters!
"Yes I run the asylum, now sit down!" Bitters said with a hiss. "Now which of you is of need of the psychological exam."
Zim raised the little robot's arm up as Bitter's continued. "So what do you have to say for your defense?"
Gir then gasped ready with an argument to claim his sanity then Bitter's quickly said, "This one is clearly insane!"
"But I didn't say anything."
"I know... DIB!" Bitter's screeched as Dib entered the room.
"ZIM!"
"DIB!"
"GIR!" Gir exclaimed as the other two boys stared each other down.
"ENOUGH! Dib you will take Gir to meet the others in his group. While I talk to Zim about how he can earn some extra credit, he's flunking math now go! Go!"
"Ok Gir this is the group." Dib said as he sat the robot in front of a group of four others. One A gnarled bald creature, another small with pointy ears, one a woman with long black hair and a red dress, and the last some sort of blue thing with a black tail.
"Ok This is Gollum... or ummm Smeagol. He um has spilt personalities."
"Well hello my precious, are you tirxy? Are you rotten? Nasty? Huh PRECIOUS!" Gollum said right in front of Gir's face.
"Well I don't think so."
"That's what they all say don't they precious? Yes trixy, nasty, false!"
"Ok moving on this is Dobby, he has separation issues he was once employed by these people and someone gave him clothes or something and has lost his groove." Dib said as the shaky figure came up to Gir.
"It's very nice to meet you... Do you want some tea? Or maybe Dobby can clean your room a bit when it get's messy?"
"Ok!"
"OH Dobby is happy!" Dobby said as he sat down.
"This is Drusilla, well she is just plain undeniably insane, oh and she likes to bite people." Dib said rubbing his neck.
"Oh sorry about that... My tummy was growling like a little piggy. Oink, Oink."
"I LIKE HER!" Gir said jumping up and down.
"When I look into you I can hear the ocean."
"Aww... she likes me too."
"Ok and last but not least... This is Wobbuffet ummm I don't know what to say about him."
"Oh we do my precious may we do it, may we do it!" Gollum said jumping up and down.
"Fine." Dib said as the lights went out.
"Prepares for troubles my precious." Gollum said as a spotlight fell on him. "And make it doubles. To protect the world from devastation. To unites each nation with the precious. To denounce the evils of nasty hobbitesses. To extend our reaches to wiggly fishes. Gollum. Smeagol. Team Precious blasts off like a Wraith out of Morgul. So gives us the precious or prepares to fights."
"Dobby, that's right." Dobby said jumping in the air.
"Wobbuffet."
"HMMMM." Drusilla added striking a Madonna-esque pose and then the lights came back on.
"Well I guess that explains Wobbuffet." Dib said with a sigh.
"No it doesn't."
"Your right, but every time Wobbuffet meets someone they have to do that... It's kind of stupid." Dib explained.
"Wobbufet likes to play games, we all have pretty little games all lined up for you my sweet." Drusilla said holding the robot's hand.
"EWWW Like hopscotch!" Gir said as Drusilla took him to the rest of the group.
"It has begun... Gir has infiltrated these crazy people... the Earth is as good as mine." Zim said as he looked on spookily.
"What was that?" Dib asked.
"Oh nothing... nothing at all..."