Reviews:

Thanks so much everybody for reviewing! You guys all RULE! But today, I'm letting Alannah do the reviews, you know, my good, crazy friend who enjoys fighting games?

Alannah: Hey! I also like collecting stuff!

Me: Maybe I should have thought that through when I decided to bring you into this. Sigh…Anyways-

Urby:

Thank you for your definition of 'Nerf'. It really helped.

Your question about Zelda made me wonder if I should do her this chapter. But I don't think she has to eat twice as much if she has an alter ego. It's like asking whether or not a pot of soup needs twice the water when you add, like, chopped vegetables to the soup. Wait…'gears start turning…' is that right? Ah well.

I've never really tried soybeans before, believe it or not, but if you like them that's what matters.

And if the blueberries thing with Marth is a Fire Emblem joke we're both missing out.

Well, if you don't review next time, it's not the end of the world. See you!

Alannah: Don't listen to her; it is the end of the world if you don't review. Caliban's world, at least.

Demon of the Black Fire:

PLEASE do NOT make any of the recipes in there. I know absolutely NOTHING about cooking, or recipes, or anything like that, and if anyone tries to make those recipes it'll turn out as a disaster. So, for the safety of your families, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT make any of the recipes. They'll only appeal to lunatic fighters.

Alannah: Or you, Cali.

Stop cracking the me jokes!

Alannah: That didn't make any sense.

Blazing Fool:

I live too.

Dude, you might want to rewrite that review, because it sounded dirty. Okay, I've been around my friends for WAAAAAAAAAAAY too long. I know what you mean, silly! And you're right; so far the most suggestions are for Roy!

Maybe I SHOULD do Mewtwo. I don't have that character; someone in this crazy house of mine erased the file while I was on vacation…so he's a neglected character sometimes…

Hey, your smuggling a laptop into school reminds me of… me and my friends! We're just as addicted to fanfiction!

Alannah: She's the only one addicted, really.

Totallystrange:

I don't mind the spelling mistakes. I make enough for the whole freaking site!

Anyways, I hope you had fun at your camp, and I'm SO glad you care about my story enough…really…I'll make the best darn chapter ever! Just for you. Because you think I have talent. I-I've never felt so good!

Alannah: Sure you have. Remember that time you found two prizes in a cereal box? I added the one you gave me to my collection!

Me: Shut up, you're scaring away the readers!

Alannah: The only scary thing here is you.

AshRB:

Hey there! Thanks for reviewing! It…means so much to me!

Hmm…I sure am getting a lot of suggestions for Zelda. And Link…will that soup come back to bite him? And what about Young Link? It's questions like these that make me want to make a chapter…

Dear Please don't kick me off for answering reviews! I'm only doing my job, honest!

Disclaimer: Who said I own Super Smash Bros.? I don't! Nope, not even a little bit!

Alannah: We get the stupid point! Get on with the chapter!

Fine, fine. Readers, please enjoy this spiffy, prank-a-riffic new chapter!

Bowser's Prank-a-riffic Problem!

"This is Mew the Psychic Kitty with an urgent news report! Metroids are falling from the sky! The region is on Samus Alert until further notice. I repeat-" I changed the channel.

"Boring!"

"I'm Lola Likitung, and it's the much awaited final match between sumo team Magnificent Muk and home favourite Vicious Venusaur!" I changed the channel again.

"Double boring!"

"This is Celebi the Forest Fairy with the weather. It's overcast this mid-morning with raining Metroids in the afternoon, followed by sunny breaks of Samus bounty hunting. Please mind that the environment will be unnaturally shocking, literally, until the evening, so try to stay indoors, and if you must go shopping please the health organization advises that you carry one-time use Charge Shots at all times, found at your local J-Mart. Protective clothing include-" I stomped on the remote, took out a spare, and stomped on that one.

"BORING!"I roared. "Hmm…there's got to be something to do…" I rose from the comfy couch and into the hallway, where Fox, Falco, and Dr. Mario stood chatting about calling a truce over the bathroom. I decided to eavesdrop a little.

"I need to polish my beak twice daily! Haven't you ever wondered why it has such a lovely yellow sheen?" Falco asked. Wait a sec…Falco polished his beak? I knew it was too shiny to be real!

"Admittedly, you do have a nice beak, but-" Dr. Mario began.

"It's not as nice as my eyeliner job, right?" Fox asked. Eyeliner? I gotta ask him about that, because seriously, he did a good job.

"Your eyes are very nice, but-" Dr. Mario continued.

"My beak is so better, right?"

"No, my eyes are!"

"My beak is much more important!"

"Well, eyes are top-priority!"

"Beak!"

"Eyes!"

"Beak!"

"Eyes!"

"Both of you shut up and let me talk!" Dr. Mario snapped. They were both quiet.

"Falco, your beak is very nice. And Fox, your eyes look well cared for. But neither is a good excuse to get into silly fights in which Falco gets an eyeliner pencil in his eye or Fox has to dry clean the yellow out of his fur. The extra bathrooms in the mansion won't be installed for quite sometime, so Master Hand and I have thought of a proper compromise," Dr. Mario said, taking out a piece of paper from his pocket and unfolding it.

"No, not the time-share! That was the worst ever!" Falco complained.

"For once, I actually agree. Anything's better than the time-share," Fox agreed.

"If you guys don't want the time-share, I suggest you be mature and practical about the bathroom. That means no hour-long bubble baths; showers are twenty minutes max, if you have medical reasons for overusing the bathroom I suggest you show the bathroom license to your roommate, signed and distributed by me. Is that understood?" he asked.

"YAAY! No timeshare!" they both cheered, and left the hallway. Dr. Mario went back to his clinic. I couldn't help but start laughing. Yeah, bathroom fights were common, VERY common. Fox and Falco are still the worst bathroom fighters in the mansion even after the timeshare treatment.

But as for the award of who does the craziest things…? I get that one, or at least, I will, because I just remembered one of my better inventions…!

I ran into my room, which I don't have to share with anyone! I opened up one of the chests, which was my inventions box, and dug and dug.

"Come on, I know you're in here somewhere! Ah…here it is! Man, when was the last time I used this?" I blew the dust off a chrome cylinder, which had a loud red label. It read 'Ka-BOOM All-Purpose Cleaner. It's the notion that's causing a commotion!' Oh yeah, it'd cause a commotion when I was through. The cleaner was tiny pellets that floated into water…but if water actually soaked through the coloring on the outside of a pellet…well, I don't need to tell you much anything past that.

Where'd I come up with such genius? Seriously, I mixed Windex with pop-rocks and look what happens. Hey, I've got a chemistry set and I've got a lot of time on my hands. In fact…I've got a lot of great ideas that never really see the light of day. I think a walk down memory lane would be something.

Invention One: Ka-Boom All Purpose Cleaner. Location: Bathrooms.

Here we are at the bathrooms next to the pool. Everyone uses the toilets there. I dropped the little pellets into each of the toilets and you should have seen people shoot through the roof!

"JIGGLYPUUUUUUUUFFF! OH NO! These Jigglypuff Pink shorts cost thirty dollars!"

"OUCH! Hey, somebody get my baseball cap, it fell off!"

"PICHU PICHUUUU! My butt is going to have scorch marks for weeks!"

"My ARM! How am I supposed to swim now?"

"GAH! The PAIN!"

"He's down! Someone get an ambulance! Give him some space, you animals!"

Um…oops. That last one didn't sound so good. Ah well. That's the beauty of pranking! It's always somebody else! But maybe it's time to move onto a better prank…one that'll totally kill someone! Ha-ha. Just kidding.

I stomped back into my room, which had a "Caution! Dangerous and Pyromaniac! Approach with fear." I dug through the trunk labelled 'Inventions'. Man…I should really get a shelf or something, because keeping all this crap in one chest was retarded. Anyway, I blew the dust off what looked like a chocolate bar in a blue foil wrapper.

"Ka-Boom Bar. Guaranteed to make mischief!" it read.

"This is just what I need!" I said, cheering.

Invention Two: Ka-Boom Bar! Location: Training Room.

The Smashers that didn't spend their time arguing were normally working out. But I was surprised to find Donkey Kong in the training room, running on a treadmill.

"Hey, DK, what are you doing here? Your arms already look like they're stuffed with watermelons," I said.

"You're the last person, I think, who would say that, but I'm very much flattered. But alas, with my triceps my tummy has already begun to bulge. Perhaps I should have laid off the banana pound cake," he replied sadly, still running.

"What, you broke your scale? Well, if you feel that bad, you can try my new weight loss bar!" I said, handing him the Ka-Boom Bar.

"What's in it? The ingredients only list plastic explosives and such…I hate it when manufacturers make jokes out of their ingredient lists," he said, frowning.

"Heh…right, joke…Anyway, it's just like the stuff you find in Slim Fast bars, only it actually works. And it works shockingly fast! It explodes the fat away, I say," I said.

"How delightful!" DK said, stepping off the treadmill and unwrapping the bar like he would if it was a banana. I stepped back calmly with my hands behind my back, and watched him eat the bar, the whole thing. He exploded, furry hide and all, shooting into the air.

"What did I tell you? Explodes the fat right away! I bet it blew half your body fat as well! Isn't it 'delightful'?" I asked, roaring with laughter and walking away from the scene of the crime, over to the exercise bikes, where Zelda was furiously pedaling, one of the rare times she wasn't in a dress, but this awful floral pink spandex/cotton…thing.

"Did you see what happened over there?" I asked. She continued pedalling, dumping some water over her head with her water bottle.

"Hello…anyone home?" I waved a hand in front of her face, but she kept pedaling.

"Well, you wanna try my power snack bar? I'll even unwrap it for you!" I said, peeling the wrapper off, and shoving the bar into her mouth. She viciously chewed it, like it was stopping her from her life's goal of pedaling that exercise bike into the ground. She suddenly stopped, her eyes turning into dinner plates, and then exploded.

"NOOO! MY EXERCISE PLAN!" she screamed, covered in ash and smoking quite literally.

"Glad you liked it. Remember, it was Ness who pranked you, so pummel him into a mushy paste for me! Okay? Okay," I said, running toward the weight machines, where Link was training with a lift machine.

"Hey,"

"Hey,"

"How's it going?"

"Pretty good, actually. I'm lifting twice the weights I lifted yesterday,"

"Yikes. Want to try my new energy bar?" I asked, showing him the Ka-Boom Bar. Link stopped lifting.

"Why not? Normally, I wouldn't trust you with anything but you sure are being nice,"

"Yeah, don't expect it forever though. I just thought you were doing a good job. Here you go," I said, handing him the bar. He took out the bar and chewed on it thoughtfully.

"This tastes pretty- uh-oh…m-my ribs…I knew eating that soup and then exercising was a bad idea…!" he groaned, and then exploded. He landed on the floor face down.

"Uh oh, hey, wake up! It was just a prank! Oh…this isn't good. He's not moving. Maybe no one will notice…" I thought, shoving him underneath a machine with my foot.

"Maybe it's time for a different prank…" I thought, and ran out of the training room.

I went into my room and again dug through the trunk, until I found a red aerosol can.

The label read: YaHOO Spray. No tongue is safe!

By the way, I also invented this.

Invention Three: YaHOO Spray Kitchen Pranks. Location: Living room.

"This is Lola Likitung with the latest sumo update! The Vicious Venusaur are in the lead! Their captain, the sumo Neanderthal extraordinaire Kramer has this to say!"

"Well, Lola, our success is due to…" Kramer began. Roy was watching the TV with a slight angry look on his face.

"Screw the interviews! Get on with the match!" he growled, banging his fist, witched knocked over three snack bowls.

"Yeah! Come on, I need some aggression tips before I save the region from the raining Metroids…" Samus said anxiously, stealing one of Roy's snack bowls.

"Hey!" he complained.

"Roy, there are seven others. You'll live," she replied, her eyes glued to the screen. Both of them were dressed in 'Go VICIOUS VENUSAUR!' tees, shorts, and with Roy, a drink hat.

"Hey, shove over," I said. They instantly moved over. I grabbed a random snack bowl and sprayed it with the YaHOO aerosol, one by one until they were all spiked. Suddenly a stampede occurred.

"GO VICIOUS VENUSAUR!" the Smashers that hadn't been pranked yelled.

"Pika Pikachu! I've been waiting for this match since forever!" Pikachu cheered. They piled onto the couch. They all grabbed some snacks, while I managed to get off the couch before a stray chip or pretzel touched me. After everyone had gotten a taste, even Mewtwo, they all got the exact same look on their faces. A look of extreme shock.

"PIKA PIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA! The PAIN! THE BURNING PAIN! I haven't felt this GHASTLY since Team Rocket spiked my food back at the festival!" Pikachu screamed.

"AAHHHH! This is what I get for eating your food, Roy! M-My tongue…" Marth screeched, pointing at Roy angrily, who looked ecstatic.

"This is the best! It's like jalapenos! I've never been so happy!" he said, stuffing his face with the snacks.

"I'm going to go save the day now…Time to get my Power Suit…"Samus said, running out of the room to her bedroom. Not everyone took the YaHOO pepper spray so well.

"It BURNS!" Young link cried. Mario started crying, Ganondorf paled, Kirby ran to the bathroom along with Luigi, where a fight resulted. The worst one by far was when Mewtwo fainted, and didn't even twitch or anything.

"Um…oops…" I ran out of the room before I got caught. I tried going to my room, but I saw Master Hand and Crazy Hand standing in front of the door.

"Where is he? He'll face cold hard retribution for pranking everyone like that," Master Hand said.

"Yep. Ness' baseball cap is still missing; poor Pichu has awful scorch marks on its rear, Jigglypuff ruined her drawers, Popo is in the hospital, DK lost half his body weight, Zelda's got a hair emergency, and we still haven't been able to find Link!" Crazy Hand said.

"It's got his fingerprints all over…" Master Hand said.

"Wow. That was actually a pretty… well, unsophisticated thing to say," Crazy Hand said.

"I have my moments," Master Hand said.

So they knew about my pranking scam…and it wouldn't be long before the pepper spray incident got around as well. When in trouble, there's only one thing to do!

Play it cool.

And the coolest place is…the pool! I ran out to the back of the mansion and jumped into the pool; only to find everyone else had already jumped…including the people I pranked!

"Uh…hi!" I said.

"It's your fault we had to jump in here! Normally, I dislike the swimming pool, but exploding really makes one overheat!" DK yelled.

"I still haven't found my baseball cap!" Ness complained.

"You ruined my exercise plan!" Zelda screeched.

Pichu PI! I still have scorch marks on my butt!" Pichu yipped, showing me its grilled fanny.

"Mewtwo's still out! Come on, buddy, wake up!" Ganondorf said, shaking the limp Mewtwo. After seeing that, I jumped out of the pool, and tried to run away, but they all cornered me.

"You…are so dead!" they all said, cracking their knuckles. I panicked.

"No way! I can turn you into charcoal! What's a bunch of half-baked losers like you going to do to me anyway?" I asked, sticking up my dukes.

Ten Minutes Later…

"I just HAD to ask…" I muttered, lying on my stomach pretty much half-dead with all the severe bruises and broken bones.

"If you don't want to die, I suggest you tell them where Link is. And where your pranking materials are," Master Hand said.

"Link's under a lift machine and my inventions are in a trunk in my room. You might want fire-proof everything before you go in there…" I grumbled.

"There, that wasn't so hard now was it? All we had to do was give you the beating of your life!" Crazy Hand snapped. They all rushed to get Link and probably, get him an ambulance. Me, I just lay there, defeated, unable to even breathe fire.

"Man…this is the last time I ever prank anyone…not even to Bowser it up!" I grumbled, and dragged myself to Dr. Mario's office.

No, really, I won't be pranking anyone, ever…at least until April Fools comes around!

Author's Notes: Get it? Bowser was the prank master! Nana was the one freaking out with the 'Get him an ambulance!' thing. DK eventually gets his body fat back, Roy keeps the pepper spray for himself, Marth becomes and even pickier eater, and Samus, in fact saved the day from the Metroids falling from the sky. Oh, and Vicious Venusaur sumo team won the finals. Send in your comments, questions, and chapter requests via review! This is Caliban the Wizard, signing out.