Caliban's Chattering:
YIKES! I could get in trouble for this…because I've not been banned from the site but the COMPUTER! Shocking, I know. But I care too much to just leave you all hanging, so here's a new chapter!
Disclaimer: Don't own, never will. But I'll still bug Shigeru. HA!
The Smash Chopper! A Kirby and Pikachu Tag-Team! YAY!
Hey, it's Kirby, and man oh man, am I bored! There's nothing to do. The rec rooms are closed, and by closed, we mean that caterer with the chain is there; hired by the Hands to make sure no one walks in.
In the kitchens, they took away all our eating utensils, so of course, Marth and Zelda simply WILL NOT eat until they get a fork and knife and a silk napkin. It was hilarious seeing their eyes glow with envy as Link and Roy pretty much massacred the fridge.
Peach wasn't allowed to go shopping as she usually does. Ganondorf wasn't allowed to go gardening in the morning like always. And in Fox and Falco's room, the bathroom was closed.
Dr. Mario's clinic had a padlock on the knob, and we still haven't found Pikachu after she tried to go into the living room for the sumo match. Yeah, the living room is heavily guarded.
They've even closed the training hall!
People were in dark moods all day, and the worst part was, no one knew why this was happening. It was clear no one was to have fun today. But WHY?
Link, ever the hero, went over to the Hands in protest.
"I want to know why this is happening. We didn't destroy the town, there's no dangerous disease, and we're not fighting amongst ourselves. So we need a reason," Link said.
"We needed cash, so we pooled the money we usually get for video game activity into something you'll DEFINITELY all enjoy," was all Master Hand said.
Of course, Link wasn't going to stand for such an abrupt answer, so he demanded answers.
"SHEESH! If you wanna find out that bad, cowpoke, try meeting on the roof with all the other fighters we got to get a sneak peek of our latest stroke o' genius!" Crazy Hand said.
So, Link decided to not argue for once and gathered us all on the roof of the mansion.
"Nosebleed city!" Roy complained, wiping the dribble of blood away from his nose.
"I-I never realized it was so high up…" Fox stammered, slowly backing away from the edge of the roof, spying the clouds.
"Of course! The Smash Mansion goes up to at least three thousand feet!" Peach said cheerfully, starry-eyed "It's an architectural masterpiece!"
"T-three thousand feet!" Samus asked incredulously, falling over.
"Big castle…" Young Link observed.
"Well, while we're waiting, anyone wanna watch the sumo match?" I asked, taking out a miniature television.
"YOU HAVE A TELEVISION?" they all screamed.
"Yup. And it's all mine," I said, turning up the volume as Vicious Venusaur toppled Gorgeous Goldeen.
"Neat toy. How much did it cost?" Link asked.
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it," I replied, laughing.
He sighed, and pushed his way around the small TV.
"And Gorgeous Goldeen fights back with their signature move-the Gorgeous Horn Drill! Will Vicious Venusaur survive with their Vicious Solar Beam?" Lola Likitung gasped, leaving Samus and Roy completely on edge.
"Come on Kramer! Use that Megaton Punch! This isn't a group battle!" Samus growled.
"Yeah! We wanna see some champion whacking here!" Roy added.
No one noticed a magnificent pink helicopter land on the roof, as Peach's petticoats billowed wildly from the wind.
Pikachu hopped out of the helicopter's cockpit with a Poketranslator as we all stood back, paralyzed by the coolest chopper ever, despite the fact it was pink.
"Hey guys! Look-see at the cool ride! Say hello to the Smash Chopper!" she said.
Caliban: After many episodes of Pokemon, I found out Pikachu's a GIRL! Yes, a girl. So, my bad for past mistakes. If the Smash Archives say Pikachu's a dude, then they don't watch much Pokemon.
"…Smash Chopper?" Falco asked, dumbfounded.
"Chopper is slang for helicopter," I told him, and he deftly whacked me on the head.
"I know that, you dunce! I'm a thousand years ahead of this time anyways!" he snapped.
"Alright, guys! Everyone in! This baby seats twenty five not including cargo hold!" she said cheerfully, and we all stepped over each other to get inside.
"Relax! They have all have a good view," she said, a little concerned for the benign Jigglypuff who had been trampled.
Soon, everyone finally got over arguing and Pikachu entered the cockpit.
"I hope everyone buckled their seatbelts," she began, and suddenly her eyes gained a mischievous glint "BECAUSE THIS GOES ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY IN NOTHING FLAT!"
Suddenly, the helicopter sped forward so fast and with such forced the skin of our faces flapped back, stuck at sixty miles an hour while our bones went twice that speed.
Poor Young Link was literally lost, he'd been pushed so far back in his seat, and Captain Falcon had tears flowing out of his eyes. Peach was the most unfortunate, she nearly choked on the folds of her dress.
We could see the chopper was cutting through the clouds like a hot knife through butter.
I was busy having a panic attack, and it finally stopped long enough for me to screech at Pikachu.
"Pikachu, you RETARD! I'm the one holding the camera in this chapter! Stop being a freakin' homicidal maniac and slow the heck DOWN!"
"Sorry sweetheart can't hear ya!" she whistled, happy in the cockpit of a chopper that was probably faster than a Concord.
Before we were sure we'd all die, Pikachu suddenly stopped, only for a split second before we nosedived, going even FASTER, to the point where Roy gave up trying to suppress his nosebleed, and his face quickly turned so red from stress I thought his head was going to pop. Yeah, gross, I know.
Suddenly, the chopper stopped, a mere millimetre from the ground and an imminent crash.
"The Smash Chopper also has lightning-fast reflexes, and is keenly smart. In other words, let IT do all the driving," Pikachu smiled.
We were all busy just catching our breaths.
Pikachu rose at three thousand feet again, but this time much slower.
"Ah…it also has a cruise option, for enjoyable riding. Anyone thirsty?" she asked, as a whole bunch of drinks came out of personal trays.
"Hey, they have my favourite!" Fox said.
"Of course. These chairs come personalized. And they shock anyone who touches your seat," she said, as Roy tapped Marth's chair and was electrocuted.
"Ah…" Falco sighed, fully enjoying the ride.
"Oh! There's our target!" Pikachu said into the com. "It's a promotion billboard of B6!" Suddenly, a million rocket launchers, lasers, artillery guns, and canons erupted out of the face of the chopper, and obliterated the billboard as though it was tissue paper.
"This baby has a state-of-the-art weapons system! WHOO HOOO!" she cheered, shooting out a particularly big rocket.
Down below in the streets of the Smash Estates, Totallystrange lifted his head up for a second, and shook his head as though he was imagining things.
"What's wrong?" Blazing Fool asked.
"Eh…just thought I saw something. Let's go back to destroying that bakery." And so they did, ignoring Urby standing on the roof yelling at them to stop.
Back at the Smash Chopper-wait, where was the Smash Chopper!
"The Smash Chopper also has some nifty defence moves, like turning invisible, and equipped with Ness's energy force field! It also protects against most conventional weapons," Pikachu said, biting into an apple casually.
"I love this thing!" Link said excitedly.
"Hmm…that only took five minutes. Why don't we have a little tour of the place?" Pikachu asked.
"Uh…we need a little more footage anyways," I said.
"BEEP! Hey, I found a Nintendo DS!" Mr. Game and Watch beeped.
"Hey, we're not going anywhere," Young Link said, as he'd found the massage feature in the seat, the manicure feature, the Swedish Facial feature…
"O-kay! Smash Chopper, descend!" she cheered, and the chopper swerved low below the clouds.
From the window seat, I could film the SSBECF on their latest adventure.
"Boss, why don't you do something about Blazing Fool and Totallystrange? They'll destroy that humble bakery!" Elfbrat snapped, as she watched in horror as Xiao and Urby were still on the roof.
"You're right!" she said, as she called over doubledude and they stormed the bakery, only to get thrown back.
"W-what happened?" Demon of the Black Fire asked.
"That," doubledude said, pointing to the flames that burst out the door.
"Oh no! He set his flamethrower to 'So Hot the Sun Got Jealous'! That's prohibited. I'm going to kick his butt! Urby, pass me a grappling hook!" Elfbrat snapped.
"What are you screaming at me for! I'm trapped up here! How about passing ME a grappling hook before those two nut jobs totally kill me? Urby screamed.
"Okay, that's it. I'm getting you down from there. Hold on!" Caliban said, tossing Urby a grappling hook just before the building had a big 'KA-BOOM'!
Urby did a victory dance.
"Yeah, I'm alive, who's rules, uh huh…"
Quite suddenly, Blazing Fool was tossed out of the building and landed on top of poor Urby, who seemed to have very bad luck that day.
"And stay out! I hope that taught you to steal our donuts!" and angry baker snapped, closing off what was left of his humble bakery.
"Heh…I brought donuts…" Blazing Fool said, holding a squished box of donuts. Totallystrange was promptly tossed out as well, holding another similar ash-covered white box.
Urby croaked miserably from underneath the dog-pile.
The people in the Smash Chopper laughed as Pikachu continued cruising around the city.
"I don't get it. Why did Blazing Fool just buy the donuts?" Luigi asked no one in particular.
"I'd love to answer that…but HOLY COW! What's rising out of the lake!" Captain Falcon freaked out, pointing to a Yoshi the size of the Empire State Building, and it didn't look happy. In fact, for a Yoshi, it looked darn menacing.
"MAMAMIA!" Mario cried, hiding his eyes under his hat.
"Let's go blast it!" Roy said excitedly, standing and looking heroic, and then fainted because blood was still rushing out his nose.
"Roy's right! Pikachu, let us out there!" Link said.
"Sit down. That idea's as smart as when the Hands sent me on vacation to the British Isles," Fox said.
Fox's Flashback…
Fox was standing in the middle of a field.
"Hey, I heard about something called the 'Fox Hunt'. Is that some kind of cool British Club?"
Suddenly you hear bloodhounds barking and several rifle shots.
"Crikey! We found a fox! Shoot the bugger!"
End Flashback…
"Ugh…I can't tell you how unpleasant that was…" Fox muttered to himself.
"Right…." I said.
"Let's blast it!" Roy shrieked again, after being revived.
"Okay, okay," Pikachu sighed, opening the chopper's shaft.
Roy instantly jumped through the wrong shaft and fell through the copter.
"GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He landed with a muffled splash in the lake.
Marth only smacked his forehead in irritation.
"Uh…the fight shaft is on TOP," Pikachu said.
For a moment, the whole helicopter was quiet, until Peach began climbing the ladder up to the fighting decks.
"Peach, what are you doing?" Mario asked.
"Fighting, what else? After my adventures at the Christmas Gala, I've learned it's never too late to-"
"I'm going too!" Link said impatiently "Come on, I wanna fight!"
"WA-HOO! That's the spirit!" Peach clambered up the ladder, Link behind her.
"Alright, no one else aboard. The chopper's roof can really only handle two people," Pikachu said.
"But what's going to protect us from the Godzilla wannabe?" Falco asked.
"Everybody stand back!" Pikachu said. She let out a huge thunderbolt that encased the bridge in an electric shield.
"I learned that on my way back from Kanto," she said proudly.
I touched the shield and snapped my hand back, my fingers smoking.
"Whew! Nothing's getting through that!" I said "But how are Link and Peach supposed to fight?"
"It's too much energy to encase the top," Pikachu replied.
"PICHU! OOH! Here it comes!" Pichu squealed, biting his fingers nervously.
The helicopter's side swerved close to the giant scary Yoshi.
"My visor's analyzer says this thing will reach town pretty soon…" Samus told Pikachu.
"Then grab a cockpit seat and join the party," Pikachu said, tossing Samus headphones, and then placing some over her own ears.
"Listen, Link, Peach, we've got three salvos, or three missile bombardments we can use. Make sure you give a clear signal from up there if you get into any trouble and I'll help out," Pikachu said.
"Understood," came the muffled reply from Link.
"Okay! Then let's kibosh this thing into the ground!" Pikachu said.
The whole chopper agreed excitedly.
Marth ran up to Pikachu.
"Listen. Roy's irritating, but he's my best friend and you need to pick him from the lake ASAP. He can't swim so well…" Marth said sombrely.
"Roger that," Pikachu said, getting off the cockpit.
"Listen, we need another brave character to partner up with Marth and get Roy from the lake bottom," Pikachu said.
"Say WHAT?" Marth asked.
"Well, if anyone's going to get Roy, it's you. Okay, Falco, you go with him. You've got experience with tech support," Pikachu said.
"Just scoop him up, right? Can do," Falco said "Come on, Martha."
Falco and Marth hopped into a random, convenient submarine cockpit and dropped into the lake.
At the Top of the Chopper…
"Here it comes!" Link said.
"Oh, how exciting!" Peach said.
Link drew his sword, Peach drew her umbrella.
"Darn! It's still too far away! I can't strike it with my sword. I guess bombs will have to do…" Link snapped, taking out a bomb.
"Projectiles aren't strong enough, I should think," Peach said.
"Then what are we going to do?" Link asked.
"Do you know why I can float, by any chance?" Peach asked.
"Uh…" Link stammered.
At the Bottom of the Lake…
"Okay, water pressure is 87 percent," Marth said.
"Okay, what's the range? Check the scope," Falco said.
"Hmm…" Marth said from the periscope of the mini sub. "Hey, I found Roy!"
"Great! Now let's fetch him!" Falco said, grabbing a seat. He hummed as he looked through the cockpit and his pupils shrank to pinpricks.
"M-Martha…" Falco began.
"Yes…?" Marth asked, still looking through the scope.
"H-have you ever wondered if the legend about the Fanged Octopus at the bottom of Smash Lake is real?" Falco stammered.
"Not really," Marth replied.
"Well it turns out…it's no exaggeration…" Falco stammered.
Marth looked away from the scope for a second and the blood instantly drained from his face as the gargantuan octopus swallowed the mini sub whole.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they both screamed, with Falco giving a 'Hey, Marth, can I borrow your pants? I think I just wet mine.'
Back with the Brave Fighters…
"Man oh man…I just had to ask!" Link said, dressed in Peach's royal blue dress, complete with gloves and heels, and was, for no apparent reason, wearing make-up.
"Because of the magic dress you'll be able to float! Isn't that just wonderful? Besides, now you look absolutely adorable!" Peach gushed, clasping her gloved hands together.
"Let's just kill it," Link said, blushing, and jumping off the helicopter, almost falling to his doom if Peach hadn't caught him.
"No, no. You have to hold your petticoats up slightly so it's more like a parachute," Peach said, carrying him back to the helicopter top for a retry.
"Okay…here goes…" Link said, suddenly quite afraid of heights. He pinched his petticoats between his thumbs and forefingers and jumped off the chopper, and noticed he hadn't died yet.
"Hey, Peach, Peach, I'm doing it! I'm floating! I'm…." he said, as he floated for a split second before he fell "….FALLING!"
Peach caught him again.
"It's only temporary. Make sure you make it to the monster and back before the floating wears off. And don't strain the dress like that; it makes it harder to float."
"Dude, this is a real-time game, not Final Fantasy," Link grumbled irritably, pouting.
"Oh, now don't ruin the make-up!" Peach said.
Link sighed and jumped out to the giant Yoshi, who was steadily moving closer to town.
"HA!" he said, smiling as he slashed at the Yoshi with one hand and somehow made it back to the helicopter shaft.
"WAHOO!" Peach cheered, nailing it right in the eye with her painful umbrella.
"OUCH! That smarts!" the monster cried, tears leaking out from both eyes. "OOOH that made me really mad!" It took a deep breath and breathed fire. Link knocked Peach to the ground before they were both burnt to a crisp.
"Hey, guys….can you hear me?" Samus asked.
"Aside from the maniacal roaring of a crazed Yoshi on 'shrooms, and the whirring of a nasty pink helicopter I'd say you're doing pretty well!" Link replied.
"Good enough. Listen, that thing has swallowed a Yo-translator. It can talk. So if things get a little too ugly, you might want to reason with it. But you still have a lot of time, about twenty four minutes until it hits town," Samus said.
"That's plenty. But we need it to stop going Bowser on us. Fire at it, Pikachu," Link said.
"Can do!" she replied, and a barrage of missiles hit the giant Yoshi, stunning it.
"Now's our chance!" Peach said, floating out there and dealing some heavy damage with her Peach Bomber.
Link floated out there next doing a Sword Spin.
And so the fight raged on.
At the Bottom of Smash Lake…
"It's so dark…" Marth whimpered, shivering in his underwear.
"Look's like that octopus tore the mini sub to shreds…" Falco said, pulling up Marth's pants a little higher. "We've got about two hours of life support left but I'm not sure that's enough."
"Great. Two hours till we're dead!" Marth snapped.
"Oh, it's not so bad," a familiar voice said cheerfully. "I rather like it in here. I found food. And it's dry enough here to make a fire! My goodness, this octopus is dangerous dehydrated…"
"Only one half-dragon half-human in the world is this dumb…Roy, where are you?" Marth asked.
A fire brewed in a far, even darker corner, revealing Roy.
"HI GUYS!" he cheered, with horse-shoe eyes. "I have jerky!"
"Roy, you do know that your making a fire inside a giant octopus is against the laws of physics?" Falco asked.
"Physics? Naw, I gave that stuff up years ago," Roy replied, roasting jerky on his sword. "Jerky?"
"Our first priority should be getting out of here…" Marth said.
"Hey, look what I found!" Roy said, pointing to an old yellow oxygen tank strapped on the skeleton of a diver.
"AHHH! A SKELETON!" Marth screeched, jumping to the top of whatever 'room' they were in.
"Hmm…" Falco hummed quietly, as the gears in his head began turning ever so slowly, churning an escape plan…
Back at the Smash Chopper…
"Oh no! Three minutes till that giant lizard hits town!" Samus said.
"We've got just a cannon left since we used up all our salvos! You guys had better have a darn good plan up there," Pikachu snapped into her com-link.
"AH! We're all gonna die!" Ness screamed randomly.
"Don't bother me, I'm getting a back rub…" Young Link mumbled, his face buried in his seat.
"Beep…Beep…" went Mr. Game and Watch's Nintendo DS.
"Hey, cool, you hooked up your head to the DS," I commented. "Man, my camera needs action. I'm going up there."
Hauling the camera up, I ran up the ladder to the top of the Smash Chopper, and saw Link and Peach panicking.
"It's no good! It's flown into a rage; we can't stop it from continuing its berserk!" Peach cried, as her umbrella held no effect.
"Then we'll have to concoct a different plan!" Link said.
"Link? Is that you?" I stammered, unable to keep from breaking into hysterical laughter "WA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Hoo man, the whole world's gonna see this!" I cheered, still giggling, holding up my camera. Link pressed his hand against the lens.
"Don't film this, you annoying pink ball of lint!" Link snapped, hitting me across the head. "Tell you what, go smack that thing with you hammer. I'm done." He tossed the dress over his head and threw it over mine.
"GAH! I'm a transvestite! Granted, I don't wear clothes but C'MON! And I can already float!" I snapped. Link disappeared off the top of the chopper.
I sighed, already used to Peach's clothing, floating out to the Yoshi and smacking it with my hammer.
"OH GREAT! Now I'm really hurting!" the Yoshi snapped, hitting everywhere and nowhere. His fist connected and I was sent soaring back to the chopper's deck.
"OW! Man, it made damage but we need someone stronger!" I replied, gasping for air since that hit really knocked the wind out of me.
"Hmm…" Peach said, tapping her lip in thought.
Not Much Later…
"Guys, this isn't funny! Lemme go! WHO'S FLYING THE CHOPPER!" Pikachu yelled, and was carried, kicking and screaming to the upper deck.
"You know that Thunderbolt that sends Team Rocket blasting off again every episode? We need that! We've hooked the Smash Chopper's batteries to your cheeks, we hope that's enough. Just go and be a hero!" Peach said, patting Pikachu on the back.
Pikachu sighed.
"Oh well…here goes!" she said, and summoned the biggest Thunder in all creation. The Yoshi was electrocuted promptly and landed on the ground with a THUMP and a squeak, twitching every now and then.
"Wow. Some battery," Pikachu commented.
Then, quite suddenly, something shot out the lake with a 'YAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' and a 'THIS ISN'T SANE!' With a POW and a SMACK, Roy, Marth and Falco landed in their respected seats, dripping in black ink, with pieces of an oxygen tank and the mini sub lying around.
"What did we miss?" Falco asked.
"Not much. Just a giant Yoshi nearly destroying the city. What happened to you?" Fox asked Falco.
"It turned out that Fanged Octopus under the lake isn't just a myth. We used an oxygen tank as fuel to carry the mini sub out. And it wasn't easy. Roy never got his leg off my neck!" Marth snapped, cracking his neck irritably.
"Jerky, jerky, I love jerky…" he mumbled.
"Hey, that looks good. Can I have some?" Dr. Mario asked.
"MINE! MY PRECIOUS!" Roy snapped, growling and foaming at the mouth.
"Hey, hey, keep the noise down ya punks! I'm sleeping in a tanning bed here!" Young Link said, in his shorts and wearing sunglasses.
"Hey…how come our seats don't have such cool stuff?" Luigi asked, pushing buttons and finding only normal seat stuff.
"Hmm…something's missing from the chapter footage…" I realized, checking the camera.
"Oh yes! We forgot to ask the Yoshi why it attacked the village!" Peach said.
"Does there have to be a reason?" Link said.
"This is a video game. There's a reason for everything," Peach replied.
"She got me there," Link said, snatching his dress back from me and running up the ladder with Peach.
"WHEEE!" Peach cheered, jumping off the chopper.
"AAAAAAAHHHH!" Link screaming, jumping down to the Yoshi.
"LOOK OUT BELOW!" I yelled, jumping off the plane.
Peach rushed over to the Yoshi.
"Why did you try to destroy the village?" Peach asked.
"I've been slashed, poked in the eyes, whacked with a hammer, hit with lasers, AND bombarded with missiles! And on top of that, I was electrocuted! Destroy the village? I just wanted…" the Yoshi continued.
"Yes?" Link asked. The Yoshi waddled awkwardly over to SSBECF, who were still hanging around the town square, and snatched a box right out of Blazing Fool's hands.
"Donuts," the Yoshi said.
Everyone in the village, even the Smashers, stopped breathing.
"DONUTS! That's it! I'm kicking your butt even harder, you SONOVA-" Link began yelling, but then Peach dragged him by the collar back onto the Smash Chopper.
"Alright y'all! Why don't we take the long way home?" Pikachu asked.
Everyone gave their shouts of joy as Pikachu turned around and began cruising home.
And I switched the video camera off, hoping never to shoot such a pointless chapter, much less such a pointless TAG TEAM chapter. Well, at least until I ended up destroying the world with Jigglypuff.
Author's Notes: It was fun for me to write, to tell you the truth! Pointless, yeah. Weird, yeah. Not even that funny, even. But just you wait. NEXT chapter, something unexpected happens to do with extreme debt and some VERY disgruntled Smashers.
Reviews:
See, I ain't dead! Sorry for the long wait!
Smiley Anonymous: I know maybe a little something about Earthbound, but thanks for the heads-up!
Fayt: YUP! Of course it's confusing! Because, if you met me in real life, I'd confuse you a little there too…
Hmm…Fayt…is that name from Star Ocean?
Urby: LOL! Your review was the longest!
Oh, I'd swear so much right now. I KNEW I said that to two people…consider you the first because I always do your review first! I'm not joking.
Hands and knees? Didn't see too much of that. But I can tell you there are people who are darn good! You can't even see their feet man, they're masters!
Hey, I'm starting to get jealous! Yggdrasill Rainbow! I want some! All I have is Martel Green…
You know, there's no such thing as too long a review. Not urging you to do this, mind you, but I once saw a review that was PAGES long, you just kept scrolling and scrolling…that girl must have written for hours! HOLY! If you want to see it, there's a story in the FF VIII section called Whispered Screams, don't read it, don't ask why I was there in the first place, LOL, just check out reviews for Chapter 17 and you'll see it's darn long…
Psychogunner: I managed to convince my daddy to lift the ban, so I'm safe. Say…isn't Psychogunner the Jap name for 'Jinzo' in Yu-Gi-Oh or something?
AshRB: SHUCKS! I'm blushing, such high praise! You earned it though; you're the best secretary at SSBECF who mysteriously has a bazooka…
You've always reviewed for me, so I figured I should repay the favour.
Blazing Fool: Man, you really got to get exorcised. And for the record, I was busy having steak with my two nutty pals! By the way, Tesla says she can exorcise you.
Tesla: YUP! I'm good that way. Now hold still, I need to remove your eyelids momentarily or the whole gothic ceremony is down the hatch!
Blazing Fool: AAAH! I'm getting out of here! Kojay, let's go back to Pasadena!
Yikes. There goes another reviewer.
Doubledude: Hmm…how would you like a new weapon to go with the guns? In fact, all reviewers can send in weapon ideas. For example, boomerang blades! Huh? Huh? Pretty sweet!
New reviewers can just send in a review asking they wanna join SSBECF!
Yoshizilla: LOL! That makes me laugh!
Peppy: MY REAL NAME IS PEKERDINE! I admit it! Happy now? Where's my eggnog…
RoyalFanatic: THAT'S the spirit! I'm banned from WRITING, but I still get away with it! HA!
We're both heroes. We can't give up.
Punkrocker64: YAY! COOKIES! Munch…
Hey, these are good! Did you make em? They're like subway cookies…
Xiao Dark-cloud: ACK! Sorry I gave ya such a scare…it wasn't made up. I was heartbroken! And if you're wondering why I was banned, it had something to do with an accusation of writing something slightly homo. But that's all I plan on telling! HA!
ANYWAYS, you're still the evil genius of the group who attacks the other villain slightly crazily…LOL.
Nice tongue twister! I tried it right now, and I must say 'MOO' was caught somewhere in between.
Demon of the Black Fire:
Yeah, the people's genders were difficult…I guess you could say I unconsciously wanted the genders clear, for the other reviewers who don't wear mini skirts! Yeah, I'd be mad about that too, but hey. At least you kick butt.
Elfbrat: A New Year's chapter huh? I'll have to think about it! But it's a good one! I can see it now…
Mario House Party! Now with Less M-rated stuff!
Thanks for the review, and for the record, I hate the idea of being a bridesmaid, even though I'm only fourteen and none of my friends are getting married quite yet. Grade eleven's a different story though…half the girls in there have engagement rings!
Anyways, being a bridesmaid must suck because the bride often gets to choose the dress and they often SUCK no offence! PLUS you have to help the bride out when she needs the bathroom! Imagine holding up a million-pound dress while your pal tinkles! So you see, the only reason anyone wants to be a bridesmaid is probably the free food and stuff like that…random vignette, I know…
This is Caliban the Wizard, signing out! And I'm not gone! I WAS, and I was darn near crying too. But I'm not so WOO!