Caliban: I have my reasons for taking so long. I was, in fact, working on Urby's birthday present, but…it's a lot longer than I expected. A LOT. Try only half-way through and it's twenty five pages, no exaggeration. So while I toiled away and away on this surprise which I won't reveal even if you kill me with the MSN, I missed something. Something buried deep in my head. Something I missed sorely. MY STORY! I missed writing it! So here's a new chapter! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Me no own Super Smash Bros. I love writing this!
Ganondorf and War!
It's me, the evil emperor of…well, I'd add more, but today I'm just too…lazy believe it or not. Hey! Don't give me that look! It's hard being evil! You have a reputation to uphold here. You have to make weapons and guards constantly, and think of new, more ingenious ways of trapping your enemies in accursed dungeons. And everyday you must not just think of how to be evil in general, but your own special way to revolutionize the business! It's rough!
So every once in a while, I like to kick it back in the garden.
Besides the rockin' patio and the pool and the privacy and the fact most of the Smashers have dangerous allergies, I like to spend my time there, gardening away.
I suppose you think I'm strange. But I don't cultivate anything CLOSE to ordinary plants.
Peach does all that stuff. She plants the regular flowers and such, and it's not very creative at all. She only plants three species: roses, tulips, and Chinese bellflowers, and they're all relatively close to the mansion. She never uses greenhouses.
But as for me? I use the greenhouses and the fancy plots of land in the just before the fence so everyone can look, or rather…get hurt.
I make bomb flowers and poison ivy and especially Bowser's vicious Venus fly traps. I add some stinging nettles for good measure, plenty of thistles, and my personal favorite, electric-exploding vines. All over the fence, so if anyone touches it, or tries to touch my budding evil flowers as they germinate, they'll get a nasty shock. Literally. I also planted some Mexican fighting trees. Those are always fun.
Ah yes. Mind you, I'm the one who started the greenhouse thing in the first place.
I figured that if this was a house of fighters, we'd need a garden just as vicious, and asked for some seeds to start off.
Surprisingly, everyone agreed, even the heroes of the house, saying the garden was just too…boring.
Fox and Falco sent me some intergalactic bean sprouts, saying they were what the laser energy came from, and they were right too. Those things glowed eerily from the inside…and I had to wear fire-proof clothing. Just the perfect thing a destructive garden needed.
DK asked to have some bananas planted, a special kind that were so huge most often the tree snapped in two if you didn't pick them fast enough. They made good prank material, apparently, and he used them in the Mario Kart games a whole lot.
Mario and Luigi gave me Fire Flowers, unsurprisingly. I'm glad though. Those are really that dangerous. I had to keep them in their own special greenhouse so they didn't burn down the mansion by coming into contact with ordinary grass. I had no idea they could be so… cool. Makes my heart get even colder.
The rest of the Zelda team sent me the most plants. They weren't Bomb flowers, because I already had a whole greenhouse of them. They were Magic Beans, and currently they're the most popular way of getting around the mansion. Even I have to admit they're fun to ride around on, and they're good if you want to prank someone from the air. Not bad at all…
The Ice Climbers sent me some of those fighting vegetables from their mountain. I was surprised. I didn't expect them to have anything at all. The best part is those vegetables are RABID! They said they wanted them to be there just in case the SSBECF came back. I didn't answer, just thinking of all the evil that was in that mansion.
Ness sent some of the most dangerous plants ever. Alien plants. I didn't know what to do with them. I still don't. I don't even want to think about the evil cackling I heard in the safe they're locked in. And I especially don't want to think about what will happen if they somehow germinate, because they're bad enough as seeds.
Kirby sent some giant apples. He wanted some for the item stock. I told him I better not hear that someone broke in a stole any apples as a midnight snack or I'd throw bomb flowers at him.
The Fire Emblem team finally stopped arguing long enough to give me some strange sort of super fruit they said must 'NEVER FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS OR IT'S THE EEEEENNNNNDDD OF THE WORLD!' Yeah, weird, I know, but that's what they said. I don't even know what it is yet. I plopped a seed into the ground. I water it every day. A whole three months and nada. But whatever. They only gave me two seeds.
Samus gave me a Chozo seed. She said it's where the Screw Attack came from. Supposedly the seed turns into a Chozo statue and POOF! Out comes the Screw Attack. I could hardly believe it. A statue REALLY pops out of a seed. Right… Imagine my surprise when it turned out she was right.
Captain Falcon gave me perhaps the strangest seed of all. Weirder than even the Fire Emblem one, because it turns into a tree in three days, with really flashy, fancy orangey-red tendrils for leaves, burns up three days afterwards, and then a new tree always pops back up three days later. The whole process takes nine days. It should be called the Phoenix Tree, but he called it the Three Tree. He said they grew all over Planet Falcon. I decided not to ask WHERE exactly his bounty hunting career had taken him.
The Pokemon gave me some pretty hilarious stuff! Pokeberry, Pokefruits, and my personal favorite, Pokehedges. Each seed had a label. For example, the Vulpix Pokeberry tasted like cherry and instantly turned into the shape of a Vulpix. Same with the Pikachu Pear, and the Snorlax Hedge. I didn't put them in greenhouses. They grew really fast so I kept them in the courtyard. Everyone liked 'em, and it was fun making those sharp Scyther hedges, the really sour Scyther berries, and even more sour Scyther Granny Smith apples.
Yoshi asked me to plant balloon seeds. They turned into Yoshi-shaped balloons. I only planted them for like…outdoor parties and stuff. Pretty wussy stuff, but at least they weren't boring, and made Yoshi noises when you popped them, with little stars and fireworks…
Mr. Game and Watch didn't have anything to give, so sometimes he helped around the greenhouses. He watered all the plants. They never needed weeding because the fighting trees always took care of that.
So yep. Gardening was a full time job. Not all too hard, and definitely worth it, and I got some peace and quiet too.
That is…until little invaders tried to take the garden's evil, vicious contents for themselves.
Caliban: Alright, alright, I suddenly feel like a suspense writer here, so I'm going to GASP! Break to the SSBECF headquarters.
It was an ordinary-okay, we all know this place is anything BUT ordinary. Blazing Fool and RoyalFanatic where fighting over the good controller, Urby was counting her bottles of nail polish to see how many were left before she had them all, totallystrange was at the training grounds where Demon of the Black Fire was trying to get him to NOT destroy everything for once, AshRB, Fayt, doubledude and Elfbrat were playing exploding poker, where if you had a bad hand, they exploded like firecrackers, Xiao Dark-cloud was raiding the fridge, and Yoshizilla had a little problem on his hands…
"Let me join!" black mage jr. snapped.
"No! Your weapon is too dangerous! Go home already, and STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!" Yoshizilla snapped back.
Yoshizilla, after unsuccessfully attempting to shake the youth off, was now desperate running around in a circle, getting dizzier and dizzier…
"You wish. Look, just sign the darn contract and I'm off your butt. And besides, my Roulette gun is SO not that dangerous. Not enough to kill anyone, anyways," black mage jr. said.
"Really? I must be imagining that gaping hole through the wall then," Yoshizilla said, pointing to a gaping hole that went through ten walls.
"Look! I'll show you!" black mage jr. said. He lifted his gun, spinning the revolver barrel like it was a roulette circle.
"Roulette option: LIGHTNING! Yeah!" he cheered, jumping up and down.
"WHAT? That's the one that killed my wall!" Demon of the Black Fire snapped, as soon as she heard lightning. "I'll be right back, totallystrange. For once, DON'T SHOOT!"
She appeared too late, and ZAP! A huge torrent of lightning shot through the kitchen, destroying the fridge and almost turning Xiao into a burnt sliver of a person.
Demon of the Black Fire just stood there with her mouth hanging open.
"That's it," she whispered, almost inaudibly.
It didn't seem so bad, and yet everyone paled and cleared out, leaving black mage jr. confused and a little scared.
"Uh oh…" Yoshizilla said, grabbing Xiao and heading for the hills.
"Uh oh…" went Royal Fanatic, grabbing Blazing Fool and heading for the trees.
"Sixty-two…sixty-three…" Urby counted.
"Let's get out of here!" totallystrange said, about to grab Urby, but noticing she just used a grappling hook and swung out the skylight.
Ash RB jumped out the window with the rest of the poker players.
Caliban, locked up in her office as usual, put on a pair of Smashing Ear Muffs, and continued writing this chapter while eating lunch.
"That's it…" Demon of the Black Fire whispered again.
This time black mage jr. really paled.
"Hey…it's not SOOO bad…I'm sure that after a few months of renovations, the electricity in the air will stop!" black mage jr. said cheerfully.
"GET OUT! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! NOW! BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR VOCAL CORDS AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM! OUT! AND IF YOU EVEN THINK OF COMING HERE AGAIN, OR TRYING TO SIGN UP AGAIN, YOU'RE DREAMING!" she screamed, cracking her whip so menacingly the lightning shock that went through the kitchen ran away.
"Wow," Blazing Fool said from a tree, as Royal Fanatic was still carrying him "I don't think I've ever heard her scream that loud. She's really pissed off."
"Whoa…Blazing Fool's right. It's even worse than that time we destroyed the world. Remember that?" Urby asked.
"Sure do. I never tried to fix the water heater again, after the way she screamed. But man, she seems extra-mad this time, even madder than when we skipped work yesterday. I wonder why?" Blazing Fool wondered.
"'Cause she has to try extra hard to scare him, of course," Elfbrat said "The kid may be crazier than the whole lot of us, but I'm sure he's just as brave as the best of us."
To everyone's surprise, Elfbrat was right.
Black mage jr. had stood his ground.
"No way," he replied, and that was that.
The SSBECF were silent as they watched.
"Please, just leave," Demon of the Black Fire said.
Black mage jr. was quiet for a moment.
"Hey, what's that?" he asked.
Demon of the Black Fire looked up to see a small black thing with a little parachute fall through the sky above Smash Mansion.
"Probably nothing, just a-"
He was gone.
"Oh, that's so cliché!" Xiao fumed.
The SSBECF walked back inside, and continued with their business.
But Demon of the Black Fire kept staring at the collection of BOB-OMBS dropping onto the Smash Mansion, and ran outside, leaving the team to their own devices.
Caliban: Now at the Smash Mansion…I watering in the greenhouses…
"There. The Bomb Flowers are all nicely coming along. By tomorrow, Game and Watch, they should be ready to explode. And what's this? Bowser's lovely Piranha Plants are getting more and more vicious by the day. Isn't that right?" I asked.
The Piranhas all cheered and blushed in agreement.
Suddenly, Mr. Game and Watch snapped, breaking into a flurry of horrified beeps.
"What? What is it? I can't understand a single thing you're beeping!" I snapped.
He snapped my head up, and I'm pretty sure my eyes turned into dinner plates.
Bob-ombs, thousands of them, dropping down from the sky via a huge ship.
"Oh…it's Bob-omb Squad, just like in Super Mario DS! Great!" I snapped.
"Beep?" Mr. Game and Watch asked.
"No, no. That won't work. And it'll destroy the Smash Estates. We have to use sling shots and shoot down that ship, because other weapons don't have enough reach or power. We'd better alert the mansion, because they're all over the place!"
I ran to the nearest intercom.
"Listen up you bums! Bob-ombs are invading the Smash Estates, and unless you want to end up looking like a burnt French fry for the rest of your life, you'll haul your butts out there and start smashing!" I snapped.
There was instant, panicked rushing to the courtyard, but mostly underground.
"Guys, you do know that if even ONE hits the Bomb Flower greenhouse, it won't matter if you're underground or flying a plane?" I asked.
There was screaming, and then more panicked rushing to the courtyard. Even the Hands came out.
"Alright. Time to bring out the Smashing Sling Shots," Master Hand said.
"Come on! Chop-chop! The machine is SOOO slow!" Crazy Hand snapped.
Suddenly, the Stadium deck came out laden with huge sling shots, and cannonballs.
"These are Smashing Sling Shots. They're state-of-the-art, and so easy to use a Hoppip could handle them. Now GO! Save our hides!"
The Smashers were at a loss. It took a good twenty minutes for some to finally use them properly, and even then, they were too busy dodging the bombs.
Remember when someone back in Chapter 11 said the Smashers weren't so smart? I fully agree. Too many knocks to the head, I tell you…
It was literally down to me and my old archrival, who instantly picked up the sling method, who was battering the ship while I fended off the surrounding Bob-ombs.
Unfortunately, I hate to say those cannonballs were like spitballs on that iron hull. Sucks, don't it?
Still, what choice did we have?
"Back off my vicious gardenias you menaces to society!" I snapped, hurling three at the same time and kyboshing ten simultaneously.
"I want to LIVE! I never had to chance to properly experience life anyways, what with all the world-saving!" Link yelled, giving the ship a sizeable dent.
Suddenly, as though the ship grew angry at the dent, it dropped a flurry of Bob-ombs onto a greenhouse. THE greenhouse, I might add. The one with all my Bomb Flowers in it. Yeah. The world has officially been destroyed, and I never even got the chance to properly rule it. What's seven years of world domination if you DIE right afterwards anyways, I ask you? WHAT!
Peach grew terribly anxious, terrified at the possibility of the world ending before she was through being its pearl.
"Dr. Mario, how exactly is this happening? I mean, WE OWN the darn Bob-ombs, so what the heck are they doing here outside the Items Closet?" Peach asked.
"I'm not entirely sure. That ship might be the explanation. In fact, it might be the explanation for a great deal of-" he ducked momentarily to escape a stray Bob-omb "…a great deal of the strange things happening so far! Like that giant Yoshi that attacked us, the virus in the toaster, B6, and that closet that leads to nowhere…"
"That might be pushing it a little," Peach gasped suddenly, and dived away from another stray Bob-omb. Little did she know one was about to drift directly onto her, and that means certain doom, people. Kirby, the poor sap, noticed and nearly had a coronary, too far away to do anything to help.
I believe it's high time for…
"We're SSBECF, the mercenaries who are probably your only hope right now! Yes, I have to explain WHY I'm here or else you idiots will never leave us alone," Urby sighed, catching the Bob-omb and crushing it with a stomp, without somehow getting hurt.
"We'll get rid of the bombs Princess and Evil can't while our weapons expert Xiao teaches you how to use those weird sling shots!" RoyalFanatic cheered, slashing a Bob-omb to bits with her vicious nails.
Xiao waved over.
"How can you possibly know how to use these?" Mewtwo asked, annoyed.
"I broke into the records room. Like my pal RoyalFanatic said, I'm the team's weapons expert," Xiao said.
The Smashers sighed.
Meanwhile, the rest of the team was battling it out at the front lines.
Although the team had some pretty nice grappling hooks, it seemed like Blazing Fool was the only one who could REALLY detonate those things without getting hurt.
"NOW do you know why we didn't give you some other weapon?" Urby asked.
"He'd better. Those things are dropping down so fast I can't even use my machine gun," totallystrange snapped.
"That's it. I can't take this anymore. It's too SLOW!" Demon of the Black Fire snarled, grabbing Blazing Fool's flamethrower and pushing the dial MUCH farther than it should have gone.
"Wait, you fool! You set it onto some unknown, highly devastating feature! It doesn't even go that far, forget that anything past the red tape could destroy whoever's holding the darn thing. Don't argue with me, I read the instruction manual!" Blazing snapped.
"Shut up! I wanna blow off some STEAM!" she replied, and suddenly a huge river of flames flowed out of the flamethrower like-okay, there's not really much of a comparison to a flamethrower, except that time these chicks set hairspray on fire. It was so powerful that Demon of the Black Fire almost smacked into a wall, except that said SSBECF member happened to have Blazing Fool behind her, who had attempted to wrench the weapon out of her hands before things…got out of hand!
The other members could only stand back, while Urby yelled "Aim for the ship. AIM FOR THE SHIP!"
Suddenly, JUST as Blazing Fool was about to turn the tip up just a little…THE THING DIED!
"WHAT?" Blazing snapped "What the heck just happened?"
"I think the battery just died," Elfbrat said, tapping the handle curiously.
"WHAAAAAT? Elfbrat, this flamethrower doesn't HAVE a battery," Blazing Fool said "No worries, no worries, it probably just overheated…"
"Dude, that thing is dead," doubledude said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Blazing Fool yelled. Suddenly, he turned onto Demon of the Black Fire, with a slightly…er…not-so-sane look.
"You killed Flamer. You WILL pay!" Blazing Fool snapped.
"Bring it on! I've been waiting for a fight ALL DAY!" Demon of the Black Fire said.
"She just smacked into a wall. Doesn't she get tired…?" Yoshizilla asked Urby.
"Yoshizilla, she runs SSBECF. Don't count on it," Urby said.
The group sighed as the two got into martial arts poses.
And then, something out of a Bruce Lee movie happened.
"You killed my flamethrower!" Blazing Fool snapped.
"Don't worry, YOU'RE going along for the ride too!" Demon of the Black Fire snapped.
Elfbrat smacked her forehead.
"No, no, let them keep fighting," Urby said "They're fending off more Bob-ombs unconsciously than the whole mansion combined.
The group sat down.
"Something's bothering me though," Elfbrat began.
"It better not be the fact we're literally three steps away from total annihilation," totallystrange snapped, eyes closed from behind his sun glasses.
'No…it's just that, I had no idea Blazing's flamethrower could DO that. That was one major fire blast. If we were anywhere else when that happened, someone could have really gotten hurt," Elfbrat said.
"Don't worry about it," Urby said "There's a good reason why he's got such a high rank, Elf. He's got a high awareness of what he's doing. Almost the exact opposite of a CERTAIN BLAST-HAPPY MANIAC whose name shall not be revealed but he knows who he is."
"I am what I am," totallystrange replied.
"However, once in a while, he loses his cool. I'll have you know I'M the one who picked the teams on SSBECF, and the reason he's with you is because you know what to do when he doesn't. Now go reason with him! I want my second-in-command back!" Urby said.
"I thought you'd never ask!" Elfbrat cheered, and took out her trusty grappling hooks, yes, both of them. "Rapid LASH!"
She tossed the grappling hooks out, and somehow they both grabbed dead onto the fighting duo's legs, dragging them across the grassy field.
"That's enough you two. Demon of the Black Fire, you need quiet time right now to figure out how to Boss out here. She's safer with us than whatever she's always doing in her office. And Blazing, I need you to grab a certain someone for me. You know who I'm talking about," Elfbrat said.
"You're crazy. Xiao is bad enough went she wants something destroyed," Blazing Fool replied.
"Just WHO are they talking about?" RoyalFanatic asked Urby, who didn't answer.
"Just do it," Elfbrat said. Blazing Fool left.
Suddenly, Elfbrat grabbed a grey cylinder out of Royal Fanatic's pocket, and tossed it into the air, with a resounding KA-BOOM.
"That should keep us safe for a little while," Elfbrat said, wiping sweat from her brow.
"Hey! That was MY ultra bomb! It took me months to get the explosives right," RoyalFanatic snapped.
"You were making EXPLOSIVES and you didn't ask Xiao for help! You could have killed us!" Urby snapped.
"Uh, guys, we have bigger problems right now…" Yoshizilla said, while kicking Bob-ombs so they could NOT fall and explode…and kill people.
"Oh. Right!" totallystrange said, rushing to his aid.
Meanwhile, the Smashers, thusly ignored so far, were pretty much less talk, more slinging cannonballs until…
Roy dropped, and he wasn't moving, like he had a coronary or something.
"Whoa…Roy, are you alright?" Zelda asked, waving a hand over his face.
He twitched, and pointed one shaking finger up. Zelda turned her head and her hair stood STRAIGHT up.
"HOLY SMOKES! I'm too YOUNG to DIE!" she choked out in a very unladylike way.
Above was a giant MASS of Bob-omb, like a huge net had gathered a whole bunch and just felt like dropping it. It was dropping so fast that Zelda paled and fainted right along with Roy.
It seems like they're being terribly dramatic, but none of the Bob-ombs so far had dropped THAT fast, and that much, and right above what they were desperately trying to protect.
Link and I were at a loss.
We just gave up.
"Well, old enemy, looks like this is the end. I'm sorry that I never got a chance to properly assassinate you even though we live in the same place," I said.
"Don't worry about it. Who cares if the struggle of evil and good is halted for the sake of fighting senselessly? I'm just sorry I never got a real voice," he replied.
We shook hands.
The SSBECF ducked as low to the ground as possible, as though an imminent, deadly explosion was very common to them.
The Smashers all cried, and held whoever was closest to them. Mario and Luigi hugged and cried, Pichu leapt into Peach's arms, Fox and Falco began humorously sobbing, Young Link and Zelda were thoughtful for a moment as they sat together, and DK and Bowser finally found some common ground and shook hands. Kirby, Jigglypuff, and Ness had a group hug, Samus and Dr. Mario shook hands, being that they actually understood each other, and poor Samus had her hand crushed by Captain Falcon. Marth, of course, fainted from shock but if either best friend were currently conscious they would have hugged. The remaining lone wolves were simply reflecting on their lives, Mr. Game and Watch on the monkey that lurked around his home, and Mewtwo on the fact he played second fiddle to a cat mutation.
All seemed to be lost as the Bob-omb Barrage drifted slowly onto the Bomb Flower greenhouse. The net brushed the glassy surface when a yell broke through the fear.
"Roulette option: FIRE! WOO-HOO! Go fire…it's your birthday…uh-huh…"
A huge explosion occurred, one that surely deafened everyone in the Estates.
"Hey…wasn't this explosion supposed to be a 'Kill Us All' one? What happened?" Young Link asked.
"Miraculously, the flame must have been strong enough to disintegrate everything it it's path," Dr. Mario said.
"Great. How come the greenhouse is FINE?" Young Link snapped.
"Oh, right. Well, in case of spontaneous explosion, I had a special shielding device on it that protects it…from…any….explosion…" my voice dropping down to a mumble as I realized.
"You mean we went through that crap for NOTHING? You've got to be kidding me!" Elfbrat snapped.
"You think YOU'RE angry. I had my weapon destroyed," Blazing Fool sighed. "No worries though. I've always got…a…spare…stashed…away…in…my…bedroom." His voice sank as well as realization dawned.
"Great. A wasted day, our complex still has a hole through the wall, the kitchen is GONE, and we fought FOR NOTHING," Demon of the Black Fire snapped.
"Oh, come on. It wasn't SO bad," Urby said, smiling cheekily as she produced a shopping bag of stolen stuff.
RoyalFanatic produced her wallet, now a little fatter than it used to be, totallystrange grinned as he showed off a million stolen Ray Guns, doubledude winked as he held the TV remote behind his back, and Xiao and Yoshizilla could barely move because of all the stuff they had hidden away on their persons.
"You two must be the only ones WHO didn't steal anything. Whoops, here come the attack dogs!" Urby cheered goofily, totallystrange throwing down smoke bombs and the whole group escaping with black mage jr. along.
I suppose recruitment is rather done than said when it comes to the kleptomaniac people of the SSBECF, and it took the whole day for us Smashers to realize we'd been robbed so badly the fridge was empty.
"Oh…when I get my hands on those kleptomaniac SSBECF people, I'll-" Mario punched his palm in aggravation.
"Don't worry. They won't get past the gate," I smirked, and it only widened as I heard electrocution.
"I won't even ask. I do wonder why those Bob-ombs came though," Link said.
"Don't worry. We just need to bolt the Items Closet tonight. The captive ones must have escaped. That's probably how they alerted their other pals. Besides, no REAL damage done that the system won't take care of," Dr. Mario said.
I never worried about the Bob-omb Squad again. At least until I realized the spare Fire Emblem seeds were missing…
Author's Notes: What fun to write! Yes, it was fun, and just the sort of thing I'd write. In the original Bob-omb Squad mini game in Super Mario DS, Bob-ombs drift down from an enormous ship via parachute and as the dedicated Toad gardeners, you must knock them down with your slingshot. If all four flowers in your garden go down, you lose. Also, you hit a Lakitu to blow them all up. It's a really fun game, but beating my little brother's high score is hard! He hit 668 Bob-ombs down!
Reviews: I GOT SO MANY OMG!
Now, how will I respond to them all? Yes, black mage jr. is now part of the SSBECF for saving everyone's lives, although considering how darn strong he is…he'll only pop-up for the REALLY ROUGH stuff. His gun is indeed based on the four elements in Final Fantasy. I tried my best to make him funny like everyone else! Don't mess with the gun…
Fayt: You're currently at the office trying to stop the Bob-ombs from killing the Boss. Yeah, someone had to save her lazy butt. Thanks for the review.
Demon of the Black Fire: You yelled at them all right. You huffed and you puffed and you blew them away. The only way they got you to stop was when Blazing Fool gave you his ice cream.
Doubledude: Back and better than ever! Yes, you didn't fight much but you've always got your witty two cents.
Xiao: Good old reviewer…Yep. Thanks a lot, the number is just one away from 175!
Urby: You currently have ninety-four bottles of Tales brand nail polish. You only need six more to complete the collection! YAAAY! Have a KUCHINAWA TEAL. Another addition to the old collection.
As for your birthday present…it's long. And I personally believe it to be one of my funnier works. Yes, I actually consider this one funny. ME!
Psychogunner: You're a well-trusted forum-person. Yep. I've seen you at a lot of SSB forums. HII!
Black mage jr. :I'm saving the details for when I introduce you in the actual complex and you hafta tell Demon of the Black Fire your abilities. Don't worry, I have it under control.
Elfbrat: OOH! Fahrenheit! Teach me, teach me! In my country we use Celsius! What is thirty-two degrees? Below freezing point? In Celsius thirty-two degrees is hot, cause freezing point in Celsius is zero, and melting is a hundred! I like teaching…
Totallystrange: LMAOOO! I can't really relate, 'cause in my house you're required to make things big so everyone gets some. I love ice cream as well, and I made the chapter so people in North America can forget its FREEZING COLD outside!
AshRB: I want your bazooka…I completely forgot to give myself a weapon! Ha-ha! How's that for irony. Then again, I don't wanna self-insert myself so…
Blazing Fool: Don't get too mad at me! Flamer lives again! You bought a spare with the twenty bucks everyone gave you. Isn't that great?
Osilus: Did you want to join the team at some point? I always feel like I'm forgetting someone somewhere in these chapters…
Well, bye now! Caliban the Wizard, signing out!