March of The Press Hunters
A/N: Ever since I wrote chapter 7 of Don't Wish, I have loved the title. So, I decided to write a song parody about it. So, yeah, I think it's funny, but that's just me. So, enjoy the random workings of my mind!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the words I stuck in here. –gathers words- They're mine! –shifty eyes-
Chorus: Go and hunt her!
And find her!
And kill her!
Random Lady: Good fortune, Press Hunters!
Chorus: Go and hunt her!
And find her!
And kill her!
Random Guy: Kill the snitch!
Chorus: Journalists must be punished!
Media effectively eliminated!
Journalism must be punished!
Kill the snitch!
Glinda: (spoken)
And this is more than just a service to Oz! I have a personal score to settle with
Lev-With the Snitch!
(sung)
It's due to her my rep is trashed!
Her story made this occur!
So for once, I'm glad I'm hated!
I'll be hated killing her!
And Elphie also has a grievance to repay
If she had let all of Oz think she was dead
She wouldn't be in danger today!
Chorus: Journalists must be punished!
Brave Press Hunters, I would join you if I could!
Because Journalists must be punished!
Punished!
Punished!
But good!