Harry Potter and the Large Amount of Fans who Say this Parody is Great

HELLO!

Yeah, so I was reading that Michael Gurber parody called Barry Trotter and was just disappointed, really. I mean, there is NO excuse for a book based on Harry Potter to be that bad. So, basically, I decided to write my own. And this is it.

But first, a few things you need to know:

I based two new characters on people I know, so I'll just have to tell you a bit about them before you read the story, so you get the entire thing.

LOUISE SCHOLZ – CONWAY

Louise 'The cheeze' is my best friend! She is totally random, insane and fun and what is in the story, is exactly her!

PROFESSOR STOCK

This character is based on my English teacher, Mr. Stock. Oh, wonderful Mr. Stock. He has orgasmic fits like, ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME, and he bounces around because he's always REALLY happy.

DEBBIE COWAP

Debbie is an actual person my friends and I know. She looks EXCEEDINGLY like Snape, himself. She used to have black greasy dripping, shoulder-length black hair, but she died it blonde recently. It went rather wrong mind, because the black was died onto REALLY light brown, when she died it blonde, the top bit of her hair went light blonde, and the rest is GINGER. It's quite amusing really…

So yeah, they're all the new characters.

Many thanks go to Louise, Carys and Lisa for just laughing when they should. And also to Carys for coming up with names! THANK YOU!