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Authors note:Thank you those whom reviewed.To clear thing's up though.I am not in love with Murdoc...The pen name says it all.Thanks to lil lyon and 2D's angel and Murdocs demon(sorry if I got the names wrong)for the requested three reviews.
Albany was about to go to sleep on the sofa against her good judgment because she was tired when there was a knock on MUrdocs door."demonic cleaning crew,"seemed to muffle it's way through the door and into the winnebago."Idiot in the cape there's some one at the door rambling about a cleaning crew,"Albany called to Murdoc whom was admiring himself wearing a cape in the bathroom mirror."It's Charlie the demon.He cleans this place for me so let the little git in."He called back to Albany while ignoring the cape comment.
She opened the door and in walked a cute little blue demon that only had a pair of shorts and a pair of fake cow ears for clothes."Aww,it is so cute!"Albany shouted as she hugged the tiny demon thing."Ok, I see how you are.You'll be all buddy like with a demon but you can't stand a sex god."Commented Murdoc."And with very good reason,"retorted Albany whom was pointing at the man whom was now prancing around like an idiot in nothing but his underwear and cape.
"She's got you there boss!"Joked the little blue demon."By the way miss,my name is Charlie and I would be honored to know your name."Albany blushed slightly."At least some one here is a gentleman and my name is Albany,"She joked."It's an honor to meet you and I am guessing Murdoc kidnapped you?"Charlie asked."How'd you ever guess?"Albany asked in return."Usually the girls don't last that long...you're one of the lucky ones I am afraid,"he commented."Afraid is right,this freak won't leave me alone!"Albany commented."Maybe Murdoc wordoc fell in true love.Aww."Joked Charlie as he started to pick up the junk on the floor and throw it into the garbage where it belonged.
"Shut up,wordoc isn't even a word!"Murdoc shouted from the bathroom."I certainly hope he isn't.If that's the case I am doomed to live in this tiny place forever!"Albany said worriedly."Your'e still staying here forever!So get used to it,"Murdoc said as he rushed into the living room and hugged Albany."You will distance yourself from me right now you freak or I'll slug you harder than before!"Albany shouted as she pushed him off her while flashing a warning glare that even Murdoc cowered at the sight of.
"Don't forgot love,I have your friends lives in the palm of my hands!"He shouted at her trying to defend himself."You can't kill them if your'e the one dead!"Threatened Albany as she grabbed him by his capes collar.
"I like it when you get angry..it attracts me,"He whispered into her closest ear."I don't care what you think my attitude is but I will not betouched in any weird fuzzy moment kind of way by a freak like you!"She shouted.
"Charlie,do you see the way this chick speaks her mind when she's mad and glows like fire?It's the hottest damn thing I've ever seen.That's why she stays here and she isn't going to leave any time soon wether she wants to or not so you better get used to her being around."Murdoc said as he did the absolutely unthinkable;he kissed Albany on the cheek.
It took her a few seconds to realize what just happened but when she did the sound of Murdocs deafening scream from getting the bitch slap of his life time could be heard from nine miles away.All poor Charlie could do was stand there amazed while Albany glared at Murdoc with so much tension and hate that it was almost like her eyes where on fire from rage.Murdoc finally stopped screaming and grabbed Albanys hands and kissed her again.Only this time it was on the lips."Yuck!Gross!Get freak repelent!Get a doctor!"Joked Charlie as hescrubbed the toilet."No Charlie,what he needs is a worse bitch slap!"Said Albany as she tried to free her hands from his grasp.When she didn't succeed at getting free then she pushed head butted her kidnapper into the nearest wall.Unfortunately he didn't loose his grip."Let me go!"She shouted."No!"Shouted Murdoc."Your'e the first person I actually like so I don't understand why you can't accept that!"He whispered angrily in her left ear."Because I am simply not interested in cape wearing idiots that run around in their underwear,"She muttered under her breath.
For once,Murdoc finally understood the air of his ways.Even if it was just for a monment.Albany didn't like him because he tried to force her to stay because he was in love with her.But she didn't love him and now she was angry."This must be how all those women I kicked out felt...Albany,please forgive me.I promised not to try anything on you and here I am kissing you."Hewhisperd disapointedly as he hugged her.This time making sure to distance himself from her so she wouldn't be angry."I still want you to stay here with me but I am not going to threaten your friends lives.Just stay here.I never really had a friend and you are the only one I could relate to.You're always angry and sarcastic.It's like your'e my friend.I am so sorry."Murdoc said as he did something that is yet again unthinkable;Murdoc was crying!