Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown! The only things that belong to me are my made up Shen Gong Wu. I don not own any of the tunes that the songs are acompineed by.
Note: This is sort of based on the Buffy story "once more with feeling". Which I don't own!
Italics Sung words.
Xiaolin Showdown: The Musical?
(A dark cave enter Wuya in human form.)
Wuya: My new plan to rule the world is brilliant!
(Her hands glow as she casts a spell. Green lightning shoots through the ceiling.)
Wuya: World leaders will be trembling at my feet.
(Cut to the Xiaolin Temple, the four monks are meditating. Enter Dojo.)
Dojo: A new Shen Gong Wu has just revealed itself! It's the Wrym's Breath. It's a pair of gauntlets that can melt anything!
Omi: We must leave at once! Everyone onto Dojo!
(The quartet leap onto Dojo, who changes to his large size. He flies out of the temple and into the sky. Cut to France. Dojo lands and the four monks get off. Jack spicer is already digging.)
Jack: Get lost losers, this Shen Gong Wu is mine!
Clay: No, we'll be taking this Shen Gong Wu.
Jack: No you won't. Jackbots Attack!
(The Jackbots pull out chainsaws and advance on the monks. Suddenly Music starts playing)
Raimundo: What's going on!
Clay: My guess, a disturbance in reality!
Kimiko: (Singing)Gotta keep, one jump ahead of the Jackbots,
One dash ahead of the saws,
This attack, has gotta be against the laws.
Jack: I hope not!
Kimiko: One jump ahead of those robots,
That's all and that's no joke,
It's lucky, I'm fit and I don't smoke!
Raimundo: Kimiko!
Omi: Stop that!
Jack: I'm scared!
Clay: (Kicking Jack) Take that!
Kimiko: I can't control my voice guys!
Omi, Raimundo and Clay: Got to get the Shen Gong Wu, guys!
Jack: I'm gonna get beat up, I wish that I was, at home with the Flu!
Jackbots:Oh It's sad, Jack is at the bottom,
Surely being so stupid is a crime,
Omi: I'd blame parents except I've never seen them!
Jack: Gotta rule the world,
Gotta get the Wu,
Except I Get beat up all the time!
Kimiko: One Jump ahead of Jackbots,
One Leap ahead of my doom!
Jack: Next time I'll lock myself in my room!
Kimiko: One jump ahead of the robots,
One dash ahead of the pack.
Jack: I really really like wearing black!
Raimundo: Idiot!
Omi: Moron!
Jack: I really,
Want mom!
Let's not be to hasty!
Kimiko: Still I think he's rather tasty!
(The other three monks glare at her!)
Jack: Gotta rule the world,
Gotta be bad for that,
Otherwise we'd get along!
(Jack dives down and Grabs the Shen Gong Wu, the monks chase him.)
Jack: One jump, ahead of that rabble,
One hop, ahead of that group!
One trick, ahead of disaster,
I'm quick!
Omi: But I'm much faster!
(Jack reaches a cliff face.)
Jack: Here goes, better throw my hand in,
Wish me happy landing,
All I gotta do is JUMP!
(He leaps off the cliff and activates his propellers. As he flies off his jackbots follow him.)
Raimundo: What was that?
Omi: I do not know, but we had better get back to the temple to think about it.