Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown! The only things that belong to me are my made up Shen Gong Wu. I do not own any of the tunes that the songs are accompanied by.
Note: This is sort of based on the Buffy story "once more with feeling". Which I don't own!
Italics Sung words.
Xiaolin Showdown: The Musical? Part 2
(The Xiaolin Temple. The four monks are reading ancient scrolls.)
Omi: That event was most confusing!
Raimundo: Yeah dude, we all just started singing.
Clay: Yeah, and Kimiko admitted that she fancies Jack Spicer!
Kimiko: I do not! That was just a filler line!
Omi: I have found something! It says here that there is an ancient spell that will case reality to alter in any way that the user wishes!
Clay: I see, you reckon that someone used it to make reality like a musical.
Omi: Yes, and who do we know that casts spells?
Kimiko: Wuya!
Raimundo: But Wuya's a ghost!
(Enter Dojo.)
Dojo: Kids! I jus noticed that the shard of lightning, reversing mirror and serpents tail are missing! You know what that means?
Omi: Then Wuya did cast the spell!
Clay: Does that scroll say how to stop the spell?
Omi: Yes, we have to force Wuya to stop the spell!
Kimiko: But we don't know where to find her!
(Dojo starts twitching.)
Dojo: AH! A new Shen Gong Wu has just revealeditself!
(Omi picks up the scroll.)
Omi: It is the crystal heart. A most powerful Shen Gong Wu that forces someone of the opposite gender to fall in love with the user!
Raimundo: Dude that is cool! Freaky, but cool!
Dojo: Let's go! Maybe Wuya will be there.
(Dojo enlarges and the four monks mount him. He flies off. Cut to Egypt. The four monks are digging next to the sphinx.)
Omi: Very clever Clay, using the mind reader conch to detect when people are approaching so that we know to hide the hole!
Kimiko: There's the Shen Gong Wu!
Voice from off screen: SHARD OF LIGHTNING!
(The Shen Gong Wu vanishes. The monks turn around to see Wuya holding it.)
Clay: I reckon that Shen Gong Wu is ours!
(Suddenly Jack lands next to Wuya.)
Jack: WRYMS BREATH!
(The sand around Wuya starts to melt. Her legs are soon encased in a block of glass. Both he and Omi reach for the Shen Gong Wu in Wuya's hand.)
Omi: Jack Spicer and Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. I wager the orb of tornami!
Jack: I wager the Wrym's breath!
Wuya: I wager the serpent's tail!
Omi: The game is first to find the Shen Gong Wu in the sand. Let's go.
All three: Xiaolin Showdown!
(The landscape around them changes to nothingness. A huge sphere of sand is floating in the centre. Kimiko, Dojo, Raimundo and Clay are on a hovering platform. Jack, Omi and Wuya, legs still in glass are floating.)
Jack, Omi and Wuya: Gong Ye Tampai!
Wuya: SERPENTS TAIL!
(She slides out of the glass and kicks it away.)
Omi: ORB OF TORNAMI!
(A huge torrent of water blast at the sand, which flies outwards creating a sandstorm. Jack and Omi cover there eyes.)
Wuya: SERPENTS TAIL!
(With the sand going right through her Wuya simply searches for the Shen Gong Wu.)
Wuya: I'm going to win!
(Suddenly music starts playing.)
Kimiko: It's happening again!
Omi: Not in the middle of a showdown!
Raimundo: I can't control my actions, RING OF NINE DRAGONS!
(Raimundo splits into nine different Raimundos. They swarm forwards and join the showdown.)
Dojo: Well that's never happened before.
Wuya: Look out, look out,
Raimundos are on parade,
Here they come,
Hippoty, hoppity,
They're here and there,
Raimundos are everywhere!
Look out, look out,
They're digging through the sand,
With their bare hands,
Hippoty, Hoppity,
Parade, Invade,
Raimundos are on parade!
Dojo: What'll I do!
What'll I do!
What an unusual view!
Omi: I can stand the sight of worms,
And microscopic Germs,
But multiple Raimundos,
Are really too much for me!
I am not the type to faint,
When things are odd or things are quaint,
But seeing things you know there Ain't,
Can certainly give you an awful fright!
Clay and Kimiko: What a sight!
Jack: Keep em away, Keep em away!
I'm afraid, need you aid!
Wuya: Raimundos are on parade!
Omi: Raimundo!
Kimiko: Raimundo!
Clay: Raimundo!
(Wuya grabs the Shen Gong Wu. As she does the world returns to normal. She is holding the serpent's tail, Wrym's breath, orb of tornami and crystal heart.)
Wuya: As you see, my plan is working. I didn't expect it to effect me, but no matter. SHARD OF LIGHTNING!
(Wuya vanishes. Jack activates his propellers and flies off. )
Clay: This is worse that Uncle Tim's mood after fallin' off a horse!
Omi: Indeed, who knows what Wuya will do next?