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"Suck it in you wuss!"Albany said trying to get Murdoc to stop crying.She has seen many unbelievable things but this was by far the most shocking to ever happen in front of her eyes."I can't!"Murdoc retorted still balling his mismatched eyes out."For crying out loud you're Murdoc Niccals...the baddest damn goth to ever play a bass now suck it up old man!"She said with a look of pure disbelief on her face."Really?"Murdoc asked as he wiped his tears away."In case you haven't noticed you kidnapped me and probably drink and get laid every night.Then I am here to tell you that fits the perfect bad boy discription but crying is for wimps and losers.
"I don't want to be a wimp but I also don't want to be the bad guy anymore,"Murdoc whispered."Sorry,I can't help you with changing your image;That job is meant for you alone."Albany said to the tear stained old man."You are already almost completely out of character right now with this crying bull shit.That's a good sighn."Joked Charlie."Is there any possible way we can change the subject?"Albany asked."Is there any possible way you'll kiss me?"Murdoc asked hopefully.
"Okay,if you turn into my boyfriend then maybe."She retorted."I take that as a no,"Murdoc joked."I can't believe I am saying this but I am glad to see the old Murdoc back so soon!"Albany said happily."Me to miss Albany,"commented Charlie whom was now done cleaning the winnebago."Good night Miss Albany and good night boss,"Charlie said as he hugged Albany then walked out the door.
"He's a nice little demon.He's cute too."She joked."Yeah,believe it or not,his lifes dream is to become human."commented Murdoc."What's yours?"Albany asked curiously."Well,mine's always been to find some one I can relate to that doesn't mind my religion.And I think I might of found that person."He said."Please tell me you aren't going to get mushy again."Albany said sarcasticly."No,but can you tell me something?Would you mind if I told you I was a satanist?"He asked."I don't mind at all.If you want to burn in hell for eternity then it's none of my buisness.I try not to judge people by religion."She answered.Murdoc just smiled as he took a seat on the sofa."What now?Is it something I said?Stop smiling like a freak already!"Albany commented."I've got to go to sleep anyway.Good night Albany."Murdoc said as he got up and went to his room.Albany decided sleep was in order as well.
The next morning Albany woke up to the smell of sizzling bacon and buttered pancakes."Good morning miss Albany,"Charlie called from the kitchen."Good morning Charlie and breakfast smells delicious."She called to him from the sofa."Sorry Murdoc isn't here.He told me to tell you that he has a bloody photo shoot and won't be back till late.He also said that I should stay here in case you wanted anyhing."Charlie said as he walked into the sofa and handed her a plate full of food."That is un-naturally nice of him.I thought he threw every girl out after a full day of staying here."She said."I thought that to but he's taken a liking to you I guess,"Charlie said as he took a seat on the sofa next to Albany.
"But I haven't done anything except be mean to him,"She commentd."That's probably why he wants to keep you here,"said Charlie.That's when an amazing idea struck Charlie."Miss Albany,lets have a contest to see who has the better singing voice.It'll be fun."Suggested Charlie whom turned the recording device in his pocket on.If he could get her to sing and then play the tape to Murdoc.He wasn't sure why he wanted to this but his instincts just told him to."Well,I guess one verse couldn't hurt anyone."She said as she began to sing in a beautiful voice that filled the room.
Out of the ashes we shall rise.And lead on a life of better lives.Lets pick up the pieces of our town.The burning buildings tear them down.
"Miss Albany,you have the voice of an angel."Commented Charlie whom stopped the recording device because he didn't want to use up any more room on it."Thank you Charlie,"she said.Suddenly,the door swung open and in walked a pretty pissed Murdoc."The blokes cancelled the bloody photo shoot and forgot to call about it,"he shouted as he slammed the door shut and took the last space of room on the sofa."Boss,you just missed the sound of miss Albanys amazing singing."Damn it,that's another thing I wanted that I won't get."Murdoc muttered under his breath."Miss Albany,I think I dropped a twenty dollar bill outside by accident.Will you please go get it for me?"Asked Charlie.
Without hesitating,Albany ran outside to find Charlies money for him."Boss,I recorded her singing so you could here it but I don't think she should know I did so here's the tape."Charlie said as he handed the cassete from the recording device to Murdoc."Thanks alot Charlie.I will listen to it when she's asleep."He said to Charlie as he hid the tape in his pocket."So you are planning to keep her here another night?"Charlie asked."I plan on keeping her here forever."Retorted Murdoc."But why?You usually throw the girl out by the first night."Commented Charlie."Albany is just diffrent, alright."Murdoc muttered.
"Yeah,you haven't nailed her like almost every other girl in this stinking place.And it would be nice if you didn't try to.She is to decent to be involved with stuff llike that."Charlie said before Albany walked back in and handed him his twenty dollar bill."Well,I guess you both should know,the reason I haven't done anything with Albany is becuase she won't let me.I simply kissed her on the cheek and she went balistic and you can imagine what would happen if I did that!I'd be found dead in a ditch somewhere!"commented Murdoc through clenched teeth.