Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown! The only things that belong to me are my made up Shen Gong Wu. I do not own any of the tunes that the songs are accompanied by.
Note: This is sort of based on the Buffy story "once more with feeling". Which I don't own!
Italics Sung words.
Xiaolin Showdown: The Musical? Part 3
(Chase Young's lair. Chase is at the top of the steps with two lions. Enter Omi.)
Chase: Why have you come here young monk?
Omi: I… need your help.
Chase: You mean you wan't me to, convince Wuya to stop her spell.
Omi: You know about that?
Chase: People singing and dancing all over the place, a bit hard to miss.
Omi: Indeed. But, can you help me to defeat her?
Chase: I hardly think I need to.
(He turns to his lions.)
Chase: We think that you are strong enough.
(The Lions turn to warriors and start to dance as th Music starts.)
Omi: Not again!
Chase: Bless my soul,
Omi's on a roll,
Goodie of the week in every evil opinion poll.
What a pro,
Omi will always win,
Point him at a villain and you'll hero a combat's din.
He was a no-one!
Warriors: A zero, zero!
Chase: Now he's a honcho!
Warriors: He's a hero!
Chase: He was a monk with no special traits,
From zero to hero,
In no time flat,
Zero to hero,
Just like that!
When he smiled,
The girls went wild with…
Warriors: Oohs and Aahs!
They will slap his face on every vase
Chase: On every Vase!
Warriors: From appearance fees
And royalties…
Chase: Omi will have cash to burn!
He'll be really rich and famous,
And lots and lots of cash he'll earn!
Say amen,
There he goes again!
Warriors: Sweet and undefeated,
And adn great ten out of ten!
Folks line up, just to watch him flex,
And this perfect package has a pair of perfect pecks!
Chase: Omi he comes, he sees he conquers,
Honey the crowds are going bonkers!
Warriors: He is the best he's brave and smart!
Chase: From zero to hero!
Warriors: A major hunk!
Chase: From zero to hero!
Warriors: And who'd have thunk!
Chase: Who puts the war in Xiaolin Warrior?
Warriors: It's Omi!
Chase: Who's daring deeds would be great theatre?
Warriors: It's Omi!
Chase: Isn't he bold!
Warriors: No-one braver!
Chase: Isn't he sweet!
Warriors: Our favourite flavour!
Chase: Go Omi!
Warriors: Go Omi!
Chase: Go Omi!
Warriors: Go Omi!
Chase: Go Omi!
Warriors: Go Omi!
Chase: Bless my soul,
Omi's on a roll!
Warriors: Undefeated!
Chase: Riding high!
Warriors: And the nicest guy!
Chase: Not conceded!
He was a no-one…
Warriors: A zero, zero!
Chase: Now he's a honcho…
Warriors: He's our hero!
Chase: He's made the heights at breakneck speed!
From zero to hero!
Omi's a hero!
Now he's a hero!
Warriors: Yes indeed!
Omi: I did not come here for fake praise! I came for help!
Chase: (Changing to monster) How dare her spell affect me as well! ROAR!
Omi: But, will you help!
Chase: Yes!
(They both leave. Cut to the Xiaolin temple at night. A cloaked figure crosses the courtyard. They enter the main building and sneak to the monks bedrooms. The figure pulls out something and points it into one of the cubicles.)
Figure: CRYSTAL HEART!
(The figure then sneaks out of the temple again.)