Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown! The only things that belong to me are my made up Shen Gong Wu. I do not own any of the tunes that the songs are accompanied by.
Note: This is sort of based on the Buffy story "once more with feeling". Which I don't own!
Italics Sung words.
Xiaolin Showdown: The Musical? Part 4
(Morning at the Xiaolin temple. Enter Omi and Chase in human form. The three other monks are already there.)
Kimiko: Omi! What are you doing with chase young?
Raimundo: Yeah dude, he's the enemy, well one of the enemies.
Omi: We can't defeat Wuya on our own, Chase is going to help us.
Kimiko: We don't need help! We've kicked Wuya's butt before we can do it again.
Clay: Yeah, how do we know that Chase won't come up with an even worse plan.
Chase: You have my word.
Kimiko: The word of a bad guy, don't make me laugh.
Omi: LISTEN! I do not like this course of action either but Chase is our only chance of getting Wuya o stop the spell. Besides, Chase in actually helping us as the spell affects him as well.
Clay: Hey that's a good point. Wuya seemed to be surprised when the spell effected her as well.
Raimundo: I still don't think that this a good idea.
Kimiko: I think that we should trust him, just this once. Besides, we can have the sphere of Yun with us at all times, just in case.
(Raimundo looks annoyed. Cut back to the dark cave. Enter Wuya.)
Wuya: My plan is working. Already the major governments are starting to collapse due to confusion. If I just wait a little bit longer I shall rule the world!
(Her eyes glow for a moment.)
Wuya: Ah, a new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself.
(Cut to the monks and Chase riding Dojo through the sky.)
Dojo: This new Shen Gong Wu is the emerald rod.
Chase: Ah, the one that lets you turn lead into gold.
Kimiko: Why the emerald rod, surely it should be the philosophers stone?
Dojo: The philosophers stone? Hahahahahahahaha.
Raimundo: Dude, why does Chase have to come?
Omi: In case Wuya is there.
(Suddenly the Music starts.)
Clay: Chase is the best!
Omi: Everybody wants to be like Chase,
Because Chase is the only one bad…
Kimiko: Who is really really rad.
Omi: Everyone's picking up on that evil beat,
Cos everything else is obsolete.
Clay: Old Wuya with her spell,
Makes you think your in hell,
I'd rather have a fag.
Omi: But with Chase in the act,
You can send that spell back,
To that evil hag!
Kimiko:Jack Spicer tries to be bad,
Still Chase is the only one who can pull of that fad.
Omi:He turns into a monster,
Makes plans,
And burns up lace,
Cos everybody wants to be like Chase.
Clay: Old Wuya with her spell,
Makes you think your in hell,
I'd rather have a fag.
Omi: But with Chase in the act,
You can send that spell back,
To that evil hag!
Kimiko: Everybody wants to be like Chase,
Because Chase is the only one bad,
Who is really really rad.
Omi: When fighting in a combat you should not use a mace,
Because everybody wants to be like Chase.
Raimundo: You're all mad.
Omi, Clay and Kimiko: Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be like Chase,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be like Chase,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be like Chase,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody!
Raimundo: Snap out of it guys!
Omi: The spell is getting stronger. We are starting to say things that we would never say.
Dojo: Here we are kids, and Chase, the Himalayas.
Clay: And look who has come to greet us.
(On the ground below Wuya is chasing Jack, who has the emerald rod.)
Kimiko: Looks like we've got our work cut out.
Jack: (Seeing the monks) Jackbots, Attack!
Omi: I'll take the Jackbots, you three go after Jack and Wuya.
Raimundo: I'll go after Jack but not Wuya.
Clay: Why not?
Raimundo: I love Wuya!
Dramatic cliffhanger music plays. Hope you liked this chapter, Please review.