Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown! The only things that belong to me are my made up Shen Gong Wu. I do not own any of the tunes that the songs are accompanied by.
Note: This is sort of based on the Buffy story "once more with feeling". Which I don't own!
Italics Sung words.
Previously on Xiaolin ShowdownOmi: I'll take the Jackbots, you three go after Jack and Wuya.
Raimundo: I'll go after Jack but not Wuya.
Clay: Why not?
Raimundo: I love Wuya!
Xiaolin Showdown: The Musical? Part 5
Omi: YOU WHAT!
Raimundo: I don't know why. I just love her.
Wuya: Oh Raimundo, you'll beat up your fellow monks for me won't you?
Raimundo: Anything for you.
(Raimundo starts to attack the other three monks.)
Raimundo: Typhoon Boom, Wind!
(A huge gust of wind picks up Omi and sends him flying into Kimiko.)
Clay: Believe me, I'm sorry about this partner. SPHERE OF YUN!
Wuya: REVERSING MIRROR!
(The force field appears around Clay, Kimiko and Omi instead of Raimundo.)
Wuya: Excellent work Raimundo.
(She is now holding the Emerald rod.)
Wuya: SHARD OF LIGHTNING!
(She vanishes. Cut to the dark cave. Wuya appears. Suddenly the Music starts.)
Wuya: Oh no. Rise my creatures of stone.
(Four stone creatures rise up from the ground.)
Wuya:If there's a prize for rotten judgement,
I guess I've already won that,
No man is worth the aggravation,
That's ancient History, been there, done that!
Stone creatures: Who do you think your kidding,
He's the earth and heaven to you,
Try to keep it hidden,
Honey we can see right through you,
Girl you can't conceal it,
We know how your feeling,
Who you're thinking of!
Wuya: No chance, No way,
I won't say it, no, no!
Stone creatures: You swoon you sigh,
Why deny it, oh, oh!
Wuya: It's too cliché,
I won't say I'm in love.
It was a stupid Shen Gong Wu spell,
It was a great plan to start out,
My head is screaming, get a grip girl,
Unless you're willing to join the good guys!
Stone creatures: You keep on denying,
That there are forces you can't control,
Baby, we're not buying,
Hun, love is a powerful thing,
Face it that you've in love,
You gotta own up that you've,
Got, got, got it bad!
Wuya:No chance, no way,
I won't say it no, no!
Stone creatures: Give up or give in,
Check the queen you're in love!
Wuya: This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love!
Stone creatures: Stop doing this,
Read or lips,
You're in love!
Wuya: No way,
No chance,
I won't say I'm in love!
Stone creatures: She won't say in love!
Wuya: Get off my case,
I won't say it!
Stone creatures: Now don't be proud,
It's okay you're in love!
Wuya: At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love.
Stone creatures: La, la, la, la, la, laa.
Wuya: I hope this plan finishes soon!
(Cut back to Himalayas. The monks have got out of the force field.)
Raimundo: Sorry guys, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Omi: I think I do! This is most likely the work of the Crystal heart!
Kimiko: Of course!
Chase: Wuya has the crystal heart!
Clay: Sure does.
Chase: That is a most unpredictable Shen Gong Wu. With the balance of reality as weak as it is currently is she may get more than she bargained for.
Omi: What do you mean?
Chase: We will probably see soon enough.
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