Hmm well this is my first fan fic. I'm getting really bored with all the mushy fluff stories. So I decided to come up with a story that has a bunch of one-shots that are funnyy.

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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters that are in the book, but if they're not in the book they're MINE

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Summary: It's the day of N.E.W.T.S and Hermione OVER slept on accident, what will happen?

As I was sleeping having a dream about my wedding marrying a book Crookshanks started scratching at my face which woke me up.

"Oh Crookshanks I was having a good dream!" yawned Hermione.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!" Meowed Crookshanks. (translation "I was trying to wake you up you start N.E.W.T.S in 5 minutes!")

"Oh my gosh how can I over sleep on the one important day of my LIFE!" Screamed Hermione (A/N: I know in the books she doesn't really understand what Crookshanks says but its MY fan fic and I can write whatever I want :P)

She started getting dressed and put her hair up and ran to the great hall to start testing. (A/N: Isnt that where they usually test? If im wrong let me know)

"HERMIONE GRANGER!" yelled professor "you have 10 seconds left to find a place to sit or u officially fail Hogwarts"

Everyone in started laughing silently. She was scanning the hall for a place to sit but there was only one spot left, and next to someone she would NEVER want to be… DRACO MALFOY! Dun dun dunnnnn

She walked and sat down.

"Wow Granger I would expect Potty or Weasel to be here 10 seconds before testing but never in my life I would see you be late.. but then again, you are a mudblood so I shouldn't be so surprised." Said Malfoy in a bored tone.

"oh shut it Malfoy I over slept I was having a good dream" She said.

"What marrying books?" he said sarcastically

My face fell. "How did you know!" I yelled a little to loud.

"Oh my gosh you did have a dream about marrying books!" he yelled laughing and the whole great hall started laughing.

Even Snape was laughing.

This was the worst day of my LIFE.

We took all our N.E.W.T.S and I think I failed them all with all of today's events.

This was by far the worst day ever.

By:

Mrs. Hermione a History (A.K.A That girl who married a book.)

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A/N yeah the Hermione a History well Hogwarts a History was one of the books that she read that I know of and yeah. If u don't get it then your slow.

Well that was ok I guess.. I know Hermione's not that stupid but it was just fun.

I don't care if you review or not. It bugs me when some fics are like REVIEW or I'm gonna go kill myself. So yeah I don't know when the next post is going to be up but ill only do that when I get an idea.

Ok ill stop rambling. (I wonder how many people actually read the author notes. Hehe)