Well I haven't updated in a while because 1. At school I have testing EVERYDAY this week and these test are like determining if I repeat my grade or move on. I had my first test today and it was easy (thank God) but yeah then after school I had to go to my schools soccer practice then during it something funny happened then I got an idea for a one shot. Since I have no homework this week and tomorrows test is just reading short stories then answering questions about them I really don't need to study so yeah. Ok ill stop rambling. The Storryyy!
Summary: Ron, Hermione, Harry, nd other people who I don't feel like listing have decided to have a day of "futball" or was it "football"?
It was Saturday at Hogwarts and nobody had anything to do.
Hermione already read every book at the library at least 2 times and she studied her notes so many time so that she can recite them by heart.
Harry and Ron had no quiddich (sp?) and they never studied and chess was getting old to them.
Everybody else couldn't do what they normally do so yeah.
Then Hermione got an idea! "Hey guys lets play Futball!" Said Hermione.
"What's that?" Everybody said.
"Oh well since I'm being all snobby and Hermoniesh to the max im going to make you find out on your own!" she said
"Ugh" They all said.
"Well why don't we have a tournament tonight!" She squealed
"Uhm.. Sure why not" Said Ron. Everybody scowled at him they didn't want anything to do with "futball".
"Ok well lets make a team how about boys VS. Girls?" she said.
Then all the girls got up and went followed Hermione to her dorm room to find out what "futball" is and practice.
"Uhm lets go to the library to find out what it is" said Harry and they all followed him to the Library.
When they got to the library they now got magical computers because the author doesn't want them to look in books and write a paragraph about them looking in books. :P
Harry went and typed in Football.
His results told them everything about football from tackles to touchdowns. They also saw that it was pretty violent the sport.
"I wonder why Hermione wants to play such a violent sport." Said Dean.
"Oh well who cares we get to smack their butts!" Said Semus! A/N well I watch football sometimes and they do smack each others butts everytime something good happens
After a few hours of practicing and magically making uniforms. For them selves it was time for the game.
As the girls walked out with some long socks, shorts, and Jerseys they saw a Futball field ready for them they started kicking the ball around.
Then the guys walked out with helmets, Jerseys, and football pants. A/N you know those ones that are like tight on them?
When the girls saw them they were laughing like crazy when they saw the guys wear what they were wearing the girls were in big shock!
"What the hell are you wearing?" Yelled Hermione.
"Uhm well we searched in the library for football and this is what they were wearing. And I would like to know what you are wearing?" said Ron.
"well were wearing our Futball uniforms but in America its called soccer." Said Hermione. "and in America they have sport called FOOTBALL with two O's instead of a U"
The girls started laughing realizing what happened.
The guys were pretty embarrassed. Then Dean, Semus, Harry, Ron and everyone else on the team were pretty mad and walked up to the girls and smacked their butts!
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" All the girl screamed.
"Well since we cant play football we might as well act like football players since were in the uniforms." Semus said as he winked.
Then the girls magically changed their uniforms to futball and quickly showed them what to do and then they played each other and the score was 25 girls and 0 boys because the guyd kept slapping theire butts the whole time.
The End
A/N well this ones done not as good as the last few.
Like I said I don't care about reviews.