Disclaimer: I do not own DMC3 or any of Cap Com's creations. In fact I own nothing.
Back where our hero was last seen…Dante and his shop was squished under the butt of a huge demonic whale. Speaking of Temen-ni-gru….Arkham was right. Just five minutes before Dante's unnamed shop was crushed by the huge behemoth...
Five minutes before
We see our precious Vergil who is half buried in the ground. He is impatiently waiting for a miracle to happen. Soon Vergil felta rumble beneath him and was stupefied as the tower grew from under his feet. Though his facial expression looked like a grumpy and gloomy idiot with bags under his eyes. Vergil was feeling all high and giddy in the inside. Yes it was alive. The mighty edifice tore away the pathetic human buildings and rose straight to the sky. The Temen-ni-gru put shame to all those that were beneath it. Whoa…it really worked… Vergil had never felt so awesome as he peered down at the crappy city that was once…and always crappy.
"Amazing isn't it?" To Vergil's disappointment Arkham appeared. How the hell did that old man get up here so fast? "The beauty of this tower…built by the great one who ruled over light and dark (especially the dark). Can you believe it? That it has risen once again to unleash its incredible powers." Arkham had never felt so delighted and excited. "Like I care." Vergil scoffed at him. Arkham frowned. Undisciplined youth how dare you tune me out…don't you know that this place was created by the great devil himself? Sparda must've been an ass to create such irresponsible offsprings. "What the hell is that?" Vergil pointed to a huge creature swimming below the boundaries of the tower. He frowned and looked at Arkham. "That….why that is…." Arkham paused and began paging through his red book. He finally found the page and his heart leaped. "Oh my heavens, could it be? Leviathan one of the guardians who secure this fortress!" "That is a whale." Vergil said dully. "He is blocking my view…I find it irritating." "Wait! Don't kill it!" Arkham cried. Vergil ignored the man and slashed the whale with his mystical Yamato. With one stab Leviathan fell straight on top of Dante's shop. "Now look what you did!" Arkham was furious. His face turned into an ugly brown color and his lips were curling. "Dante was going to verse that magnificent creature in mission 8! Damn it you screw up everything!" "That is none of my concern…did you bring it?" "What?" Arkham confusingly stared at the half-devil. Again Vergil was disappointed. "The amulet…don't tell me you didn't." There was a complete silence between the two men. Arkham was in a loss for words. "I…well…you never said anything about that." "I thought you understood my command!" Vergil narrowed his eyes. "How should I know? You were never specific." "Just shut up Arkham…I will just wait until he appears." Vergil returned to looking down at the city. Fine…you ungrateful youth… Arkham began to leave when his ears voluntarily cringe at the sound of the half-devil calling his name one more time. "Arkham."
Grrr….."Yes what is it!" He can feel his ears starting to bleed. "Never mind, I'll find it myself." Vergil replied. Arkham shrug and left the top of the tower. He knew that Vergil wanted to look for the restroom. "Oh and by the way…I need you to run an errand for me." Arkham cringed again at his voice.
...Now back to Dante...
"Hmm…I wonder if it's dead." Dante poked at the big eye staring back at him. "Hey Moby Dick your ass totally wrecked my shop. What's wrong with you?" He took Rebellion and started to poke at the eye. "Geez…if given a chance I bet you will have the biggest contact lenses for the world record…or the biggest bowels." The giant whale did not budge or squirm for he was already dead. Dante looked around to see if there were any remains of his shop. His red trench coat lay innocently underneath the rubbles. Dante mumble and cursed as he put on his coat. He sneezed but no surprises came because his shop was already ruined. Dante search around for Ebony and Ivory. Luckily he found them in the same place where he found his coat. How very strange. "An invitation huh?" He looked up at the new site that rose from the ground minutes ago. Must've been where Moby Dick here fell from. He thought. "Hey isn't that Vergil?" He squinted his eyes up at the puny little speck of blue on top of the tower. An idea immediately popped into Dante's head and he stumbled back to rummage through his wrecked shop. After a few more curses and complaints of a bad back, Dante finally found what he desired. "This should be a whole lot easier to communicate." He grinned and made his journey towards the base of the Temen-ni-gru. To make a long scene short; Dante fought some random demons and collected red orbs along the way. He even made a small visit to Love Planet, where he danced around a pole. Soon Dante reached the base of the devil tower. This was the moment he was waiting for. Dante pulled out his megaphone. He switched the button on high. "HA I CAN SEE YOU VERGIL! WHAT'S HAPPENING BRO…YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP!" He yelled at the top of his lungs through the megaphone. "DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ME SING THAT DEVIL MAY CRY 3 THEME SONG! WE ARE FALLIN…THE NIGHT IS CALLING…I CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST---Hey where'd he go?" Dante realized that Vergil moved to the other side of the tower. "HEY DON'T IGNORE ME YOU BUM! I DIDN'T FINISH JUST YET."
"Damn that Dante! Why did he have to make a scene everytime?" Vergil covered his ears. He was extremely sick of the little red shit that kept screaming back words of idiocy. "Is something wrong?" Arkham appeared with a bag of groceries. "Where have you been?" Vergil snarled. "I got the lip gloss that you wanted…..its cherry flavored." Arkham handed the plastic covered container of fruity goodness to him. "Don't tell anyone about this." Vergil narrowed his eyes into slits. "YO YOU STILL UP THERE?" Dante yelled again. "I HEARD VOICES BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU." He sighed and turned off the megaphone. He yawned and entered the tower.
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