Chapter 4
It was another day at the Monster school of hell, Yokai Academy and I was sparring with my new best friend, Sai. We both knew multiple martial arts and matched each other greatly, but then Sai decided to take it up a notch.
"We're evenly matched, Damion, it's incredible. Unfortunately though, I'm gonna have to fix that." Sai said pulling out a minigun from his right trench coat pocket.
"Oh shit...Sai, you're kidding right?" I asked him.
"I could be, buuut that wouldn't be any fun." He said with a crazed look in his eyes.
That was when the minigun started spinning up.
"Oh, FUCK!" I shouted as I started running.
Sai began shooting at me and the bullets were just missing my feet by a few inches. I began jumping off trees to avoid being hit, also to make him keep missing. What made it worse was that Sai was laughing like a damn maniac. I jumped atop a tree, heavily breathing and hiding there for the time being. He must really love the spirit of competition, even if it means killing his opposition.
"What's the matter, Damion, you scared?" Sai asked.
My breathing went to normal after catching a short break from nearly getting turned into swiss cheese.
"Well, when you consider the fact that you have a quarter ton, multiple round firing minigun, can you blame me?" I answered.
"Nope, not really." He said quickly.
Luckily, Moka ,Tsukune, Kurumu, and Yukari were walking in my direction. Sai wouldn't shoot at them. Except maybe Tsukune.
"Hey, guys, up here!" I yelled
They looked up to see me in a tree.
"Damion, what are you doing up there" Moka asked.
"Sai's been shooting at me with a minigun so, I took refuge up here. Can you guys walk ahead so, I can get down?" I explained.
They walked on ahead and I jumped down, landing on my feet. As they walked, Moka sucked some of Tsukune's blood.
"Delicious as always, thank you, Tsukune!" Moka exclaimed.
"Happy to be of service." Tsukune said.
"Kiss-ass." Sai and I said at the same time.
Soon the school bell rang.
"Come on everyone or we'll be late." Moka said.
When we got to class and took our seats, Ms. Nekonome wasn't teaching us something on cats. I thought we were in a different dimension or something.
"Dude, where the hell are we?" I asked, turning my head to Sai.
"I have not a single clue, man." Sai answered.
Later, Sai and I took the trash to the incinerator. As we were doing so, we were having a conversation about Lili and Asuka from Tekken. That is until three guys got in our way and they looked rather angry at us. Two of them just had scowls on their faces, while the fat one was cracking his knuckles.
"What do you three want?" I asked.
"You two are them aren't you?" The tall one asked.
"Them being who exactly?" I asked, making him sound dumb.
"Damion Castro and Sai Blade." The fat one answered.
"Um...If we are, what the hell do you guys want?" Sai asked, getting irritated.
"You two are our greatest enemies." The one with glasses said.
"That isn't the best idea you three have had huh? I don't care that you guys see me as an enemy, nor do I care who you are. Back off or you will suffer a worse fate than what the class pres and his two lackies got. Trust me, their deaths were not pleasant, I made sure they suffered horribly." I said darkly.
"And I watched them die. It wasn't pretty. I'm one for the whole disembowelment thing, but sometimes it can get a little too nasty." Sai said.
"I only toyed with them for a little bit, but when I wanted them dead, I proceeded to do just that." I said glaring at them.
"Hey, Damion, you should really think of what we were talking about." Sai said.
"Oh, you mean Lili and Asuka." I asked.
"Yeah." He responded quickly.
"Dude, Lili is a total knock out, but a total les." I say to him.
"I know that, but what about Asuka." Sai asked.
"She is too. They only put on that good girl, bad girl act to keep up their appearences at their school." I explain.
"No way. Lili, yeah, but Asuka, hell no." Sai retorted. "Besides, Asuka's hotter anyway"
"She may be hotter than Lili, but at least Lili is the better fighter."(I'm lyin' like a motherfucker)I said.
Oh, bullshit!" Sai shouted.
"Hey!" They all shouted.
"Oh, you three rejects are still here?" I said, annoyed.
"What did you guys want again? Because you guys and your faggoty little cheers take up a good amount of the episode, along with flashbacks and, a pretty lame battle." Sai explained.
"Since when did you-" I began to say.
"Shhh..." Sai gestured, putting his finger to his lips, closing the fouth wall.
"Never mind then." I say dismissing it.
"We'll show you!" The fat one said.
They then proceeded to take their school blazers off, which made me and Sai shield our eyes.
"What the hell, we thought you guys said that we were enemies, not the guys you wanna get with." Sai said with disgust.
"Yeah, you guys mind putting your jackets back on, 'cause we don't swing that way." I said with my eyes still closed.
When we finally deemed it safe to look, it wasn't what we expected. Instead of being shirtless, they had on pink blazers, each saying something in Japanese text. Moka is my life(the tall one), Kurumu is my life(The fat one), and Yukari is my life(The one with glasses).
"You guys have no lives do you?" I asked them.
Sai began to laugh as hard as he could when I asked them that question. As for the fanboys, they still looked angry, until...
"Alright, start." The tall one said.
"Start what?" Sai asked.
"Gimmie and M, gimmie an O, gimmie a K, gimmie an A, what does that spell? Moka!" He said with his hands together.
"Oh, fuck no." I said gripping the bridge of my nose.
"I got a cheer for the girl of my dreams too." The fat one said.
"Yeah, your fat, disgusting, perverted, wet dreams, that will never come true, because you're such a fatass who will always amount to nothing." Sai said mainly to hurt his feelings.
"Kuru, Kuru, she's my love, touch her and you'll get a shove!" He said unaffected.
"In that case, Kurumu!" I called.
Kurumu came prancing around the corner and latched herself onto my arm.
"You called?" She asked.
"You know, you're actually kinda cute when you aren't trying to force someone to love you." I say winking at her.
"Well, I'm all yours anytime." She said hugging me.
"Alright, that's enough, now get goin' before you miss lunch." I tell her messing up her hair.
"Hey, come on, you know how long it takes for me to do my hair." She said fixing it. "and thanks for being my first."
"No problem. And yes I know how long it takes. Now get goin'." I say smacking her butt.
As she ran along, I turned my attention back to the fat one.
You see, I can do that, because A: I'm incredibly handsome, B: I'm down to Earth and I have a cool personality, and C: I am one of the strongest S class super monsters here." I explained. "Anyway, tall, nerdy, and unbecoming, what's your idiotic cheer?"
Y! U! K, A, R, I, Yukari, Yay!" He shouted, constantly fist pumping.
"SHUT THE HELL UP! Still, we don't know why you chose us as your enemies." Sai said, crossing his arms.
"Sorry I asked." I said, trying to make sure I wasn't deaf.
"Well then, I guess we'll have to explain a little more. I'm the president of the Moka Akashiya fanclub, Kozo Azuhara!" The leader said with his arms crossed.
"And me, I'm the president of the Unoffical Kurumu Kurono fanclub, Basaburo Tyra!" He said with his hands on his hips.
"And me? I'm the president of Yukari Sendo's private fanclub Kubisako Nagi'i!" He said with one hand on his hip.
"And together were form, The Cute Girl Fanclub Coalition!" They all announced taking pathetic poses.
"And we're part of the fanclub that doesn't give the slightest fuck." Sai says with annoyance.
"Yeah, we really don't care. Are guys here to chat us to death or fight, because I really haven't fought in a few days." I said picking my ears.
"Look, the three of you are so pathetic and you will never get the girls no matter how cool you think you look, how cool you think you are, or how much you think you're the right one for them. No one wants to be your friends, no girl in this school would want to date, even if their lives depended on it, you three are the biggest bunch of losers, I have ever had the displeasure of laying my good looking eyes on. As matter of fact, you three are the weakest, stupidest, ugliest, and most retarded monsters I've ever met. Your mothers must be ashamed of ever having to give birth to either of you." Sai said, hurting their feeling and not caring if he did. "And you whatever the hell your name is, the one with glasses, you have to be the biggest pedophile of your little faggoty coalition. Do you know how old Yukari is? If I was her father I would've kicked your ass for even looking at her the way you do."
"Don't be jealous because you don't have the same amount of respect for one of our three sacred goddesses." The lead said with tears in his eyes.
"What the fuck do I have to be jealous of? You guys think you're the perfect soul mate for three girls that you don't hang out with or even try to get to know. You guys are perverts, stalkers, and just generally disgusting. The very existence of scum like you is enough to make me sick." Sai said making them cry.
"Well you know what, we're gonna cover you two in cuts and bruises and make regret making fun of us." The fat one said as they all toock out cup looking things from out of their jackets.
They came at us and started hitting us with them. We were letting this happen because mainly, it didn't hurt. Then after about three minutes, Sai got bored and pulled out escrimas from out of his both of his trench coat pockets.
"Sai, how much shit can you carry in your fucking trench coat." I ask.
"I don't, man. My trench coat pockets are like fucking bottomless." Sai explained.
Sai then proceeded to kick their asses in ten seconds flat.
"You guys are so pathetic. And also let give a piece of knowledge before Damion and I get outta here. Just a word of advice: When you pick the wrong fight, at least pick the right weapon." Sai said as we walked back into the school, continuing our conversation about Lili and Asuka.
At lunch the next day...
"Hey, haven't any of you noticed those guys hanging around a lot more?" Kurumu asked.
"Well, now that you mention it I have." Moka answered.
"Those guys give me the creeps." Yukari added.
Flashback time!
(For future reference the flashbacks are gonna be done as Sai's interpretation in his fanfic on .net.)
Yukari was walking down the hall carrying a DVD projector for something we had done in class. "Wow, this TV equipment is so heavy." She looked around, then turned around to see the tall nerd take a picture of her. "Hey, creep! What the heck are you doing?!" She demanded.
He froze up for a minute, then just started taking random pictures of everything. "Just taking pictures of our every changing school! See I'm in the photography club, so this is part of my duties. These photos are fot the yearbook and not for my personal use at all." He said
Kou then flew by to end the flashback...
"That was disgusting." I said.
"Personal use? Ew...That makes me wanna throw up." Sai said holding his stomach.
"You're not the only one." I added.
"Yeah, I noticed them too." Kurumu said.
Another flashback...
Kurumu was at the school's shop, getting ingredients for cookies, I hope they weren't for me though. "Let's see, I need Vanilla Extract, Baking Powder, and a bottle of liquor. Great! Yahoohoo! I really hope Damion will like these. She said excited (Fuck!). She suddenly noticed the fat nerd, who was trying to do a manly pose and fail in every sense. "What the?!" She said a little creeped out.
Later,she was walking down the hall and her boobs were bouncing, making some weird sound effect, while pork rhines wasn't far behind her and his giant stomach was sloshing. (At that point I wanted to puke). The eventually stopped and looked behind her to see him to try to do another wannabe manly pose. "Again?!" Kurumu said offically creeped out.
A little later one in presumably the girls bathroom, Kurumu caught him staring again in another pose with a wilted flower in his hand (For all that is holy this fatass is persistant) "He's here too". Kurumu said, freaking out
WAY TOO MANY LATERS FOR ONE DAMNED FLASHBACK. The girls had gym outside and Kurumu was stretching, then she bent over to touch her toes and caught him staring again, but this time he had like a cat face. "He's still staring!" She said, freaked out.
End of the flashback, final-fuckin'-ly.
"Getting stared at is way worse. I mean, I'd rather have my picture taken, then have some pervert gawking at me like that." She said with disgust.
"Me too." Moka said, with the classic anime sweatdrop going down her head.
"It doesn't matter, those guys give me the creeps." Yukari said.
"I second that." Sai said.
"Me too." I added.
"Well, we can always kick their asses if they try anything with us." Kurumu said.
"I like your way of thinking, Kurumu." I said continuing to eat my lunch.
"Hell yeah!" Sai added.
"Guys, Tsukune's the real problem." Moka said.
Sai and I looked at each other, then we looked at Moka.
"Moka, did we ever tell you the story about how much neither Sai or I care about him." I asked sarcastically.
"Yeah, we really don't care, plus we got some sparrin' to do." Sai added.
With that said Sai and I were leaving.
"Never mind them, they're just cowards." Tsukune said under his breath.
This caused both Sai and myself to turn and walk back to him. I grabbed him from the lunch table and punched him in the face.
"Listen, you'd better watch what you say or next time you'll end up a fuckin' body bag, you got me?" I said to him pissed off.
Sai then kicked him in the gut for good measure.
"I don't care who you are, you bad mouth me, you better prepare for a beatdown, but someone like you isn't worth much effort. From now on keep your comments to yourself and watch your mouth, or those fanclub faggots aren't the only ones you'll have to worry about." Sai spat.
"Just because you don't know how to protect yourself, doesn't mean you have the right to piss other people off." I add
"Wait..." Tsukune said getting up. " I want you two to train me."
Sai and I deadpanned at one another then looked at him. We both just instantly laughed, while we simply took our leave. Out the school Sai and I were sparring. He did his variation of Chun-Li kicks, while I blocked them all. Then I went for a few fast boxing punches,but to my dismay, Sai managed to dodge them. The sparring match this morning was a little warm-up compared to this one. This time we were going all out, like we were planning on killing each other. Every attack we threw at each other was dodged, blocked, and/or countered. We were enjoying the fight until...
"Hey, Damion, Sai." Tsukune called.
"Fuck..."I said sighing through the word.
"Can't he take a fucking hint?" Sai asked me.
"At this point I have no damn clue." I answered.
Tsukune was in front of both of us and got on his knees.
"Please, train me." He begged.
"I have a question for you, cum stain." I told him
"What?" Tsukune asked.
"What two letter word starts with an N and ends with an O?" I asked him, in annoyed tone.
"Yeah, what he means is that would be a no." Sai answered.
"Exactly." I say returning to my sanity.
"Please, I really wanna be able to protect the girls from those creeps." Tsukune begged some more.
"Tsukune, what part of fucking no, don't you get?! We aren't gonna train you, we aren't gonna negotiate about this, and we aren't your fucking friends. Out of all the times I had to save your ass was because, Moka asked me to. If it weren't for her then, you'd be dead. I don't like you, I don't respect you, and I'm damn sure that I don't care what the hell ever it is that you wanna do. Now get the hell outta here or I will beat you to death. So, get your scrawny human, waste of space ass outta here before I lel out your little secret and you can be put to death early.
Tsukune got and walked back to the dorm. As for me and Sai, we continued are sparring match with no more interruptions. And yet again we found ourselves at a stalemate.
"Damn it, it looks like we're at a stalemate again Sai." I say, with a good amount of satisfaction.
"Seems that way." Sai said holding out his hand.
I take his hand and shake it. I know I have respect for him and it's the same in vice versa.
"Alright, I gotta get to the bus stop." I tell Sai letting go of his hand.
"You're leaving?" He asked.
"Nah, I just wanna send this letter to my sister to let her know, I'm alright." I say, showing him the letter.
"Ah, okay." He said re-assured.
I start walking to the bus stop and I caught a glimpse of Yukari as she was sweeping up. I then had a disturbed look on my face.
"Man, Selene is gonna kill me fore not letting her know I'm okay." I say to myself.
As I'm walking there I see Tsukune walking ahead of me. I had a real bad feeling about this. As we got to the bus stop, we didn't converse at all.
"I only hope, Moka and the others will be alright." I say to myself.
"Where do you get off saying her name so lightly, you punk.?!" The leader of the coalition called out.
"I guess this was that bad feeling I had." I say putting my letter to my sister in my jacket pocket.
Back at the school...
Moka was on the roof trying to figure out why Tsukune was so bummed out earlier.
"Moka!" Yukari called.
"What is it Yukari?" Moka asked the young witchling.
"I saw Damion and Tsukune as I was sweeping up and they had very worried looks on their faces and Tsukune had a bag. They both looked like they were leaving campus!" Yukari cried.
"If they were both leaving campus, then that means, that they're both planning to leave the academy." Moka presumed.
Back to us..
"Oh great it's you guys again." I say picking my ear.
"Your friends aren't here to save you this time." The one with glasses said.
"Unlike him, I don't need anyone to protect me." I say pointing to Tsukune.
Then they began to take to their monster forms.
"Umbrella!" The leader shouted, putting the cup thing on his head and he turned into a Japanese umbrella with one eye and a large mouth.
"Necky, neck." The one with glasses said stretching his neck to an unworldly length.
"Blob!" The fat one shouted just literally turning into a blob monster, but he didn't really change
They looked really...dumb.
"Um...So those are you monster forms...Uh wow." I said dumbfounded.
"Look at him, he's shaking in his boots." The fat one said.
"No, not exactly shaking, it's just that you guys look really retarded." I say uncaringly.
"He's making fun of too now? Aww damn it!" The umbrella boy said.
"Look, I don't have time for this. Can you guys like run along and leave me be with the scenery?" I asked them somewhat kindly.
"Let's get him." The giraffe said.
"Perfect." I sigh.
They came rushing in at me trying to attack. I kept dodging them and moving out of the way. The blob managed to belly bump me, but I recovered and used my hand to push myself away from the ground and land on my feet. As they charged at me, I got ready to attack until I saw three kunai land in the ground with paper bombs attached. I shielded up for the blast and when they exploded, the nerds weren't ready for it. In the cloud of smoke, I heard the impact of hits landing. Someone was fighting them for me. As the smoke cleared away, there stood Sai with his arms crossed and his trench coat blowing in the wind.
"Well now ain't this a surprise?" He asked sarcastically. "You three are nothing but a bunch of punks."
As the nerds got up they posed and got ready to do something.
"Oh yeah, well, let's see how you handle this!" The leader said getting on the shoulders of the blob who was on the shoulders of the giraffe(Or how ever it was I don't give a fuck.).
"Amalgam!" They all announced.
Then they transformed into I giant creature. that was still weaker than any other monster in the entire academy.
"Oh please, I've seen better in old Bruce Lee movies." Sai said in a cocky manner.
They began to attack him, but Sai was too fast for them. Sai was basically dancing around them, making them do what he wanted them to do.
"Oh come on, you guys have gotta step it up." Sai said kicking them in their in now giant leg, causing them to fall.
As they got up Sai was offically bored.
"Alright, I wanna end this boring fight." Sai said yawning. "Try this on for size."
Suddenly I felt the ground shaking intensely and it wasn't quelling whatsoever. All I could wonder was what the hell he was doing. Sai then went into some super saiyan like state. He was fucking glowing brightly. But even though he was showing off, I could easily tell he wasn't using the full extent of his power.
"You three are history." Sai said ready to attack.
"We're still four times your size, punk." They all said.
"Bitch, you just jealous o' mah suppah Saiyan swagger." Sai said, which made me laugh.
The then flew to them and uppercutted them into the air and then appeared behind them kicked them back down to the ground.
"Now, I end this." Sai said flying back down.
They got up and then I came in kicked their right leg out from under them and Sai was right under them.
"Get lost." Sai said turning his back to them then shooting a beam from his finger, sending them in the air again.
As they were in the air they broke apart and they were back to their normal forms. Barely conscious the leader managed to say this..
"From now on, we're gonna be known as the vampire fanclub, K." He said, which made me faceplam.
Then they passed out.
"Fuck...My...Life." I said irritated.
As Moka, Kurumu, and Yukari got there, the fight was already over and Sai had returned to his normal state. We explained to the girls what Tsukune and I were doing at the bus stop in the first place and they understood. The bus driver happily delivered our letters and we were off.
The next day at school Ms. Nekonome had an announcement...
"Due to construction delays, it took a little longer than anticipated, but at long last, class, I'm happy to announce that there is now a payphone in the campus store, one that will connect you directly to the human world." She said happily.
"WHAT?!" Sai, Tsukune, and I shouted, getting out of our seats.
Then we sat back down.
"Also the bus that use to come here once a month, due to overwhelming demand it, now comes once a day.' She added.
"Well, better late than never I guess." I said somewhat annoyed.
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Sai said.
Now I feel really dumb for sending that letter. Well that ends one problem, but there will be one million more to go before it's all said and done.