BoBoBoBoBoBoBo : The First Encounter
David Howlett
We enter here where the entire universe's hair is in turmoil, and Bo Bo Bo is once again with Don Patch, Beauty, Gasser, and in addition to that he is in fact wearing a child shirt.
BoBoBo : I can't believe this is so big :D
Don Patch : This is some lousy service you have at this store! It says children sizes! Just because my child is small doesn't mean you have to be prejudice!
Beauty : What are you talking about? His shirt only covers his armpits!
BoBoBo : Hold me Don Patch, this cart is too small, I might fall to the floor and go splat!
Don Patch : I have to talk to the manufacturer you can't even make grocery carts the right size!
Meanwhile, as they approached the curry festival...
Beauty : I can just smell the delicious curry...
Gasser : MMMM... Yeah, me too!
Don Patch smacks gasser on his head, gasser falls to the ground.
Beauty : What did you do that for?
Don Patch : Isn't it obvious, he has the Q - Virus, he's been sniffing too much... Oh my god! Look at this! He has a belt around his neck!
Beauty : That's always been there!
Don Patch removes the belt... You know what happens...
Beauty : Don Patch we're about to eat, why did you do that?
Don Patch : Wig out! Wig out!
A bunch of ants start saying wigout then it goes to Don Patch theatre
Monologue : Don Patch is a sad man, he is too poor to even have enough time for a theatre.
The lights go out and he cries, and he tries to claw out when it turns black, and BoBoBo pulls him out.
BoBoBo : Hey Don Patch, as my son you should know you can't go in the deep end?
Don Patch : But I only ate 3 hamburgers with extra mint toothpaste on top!
BoBoBo : I know but you'll explode. Then who will pay for that new Automobile you were talking about?
Don Patch begins to cry and then screams : Doesn't it matter? I'm pregnant! I can't afford a house, I can't afford a mortgage! All I can afford is some Crack!
BoBoBo : Hey what's this camera doing here! I'm gonna shut it off...
End Credits
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