Chapter 5

It was another average day at the less than average school for monsters, known as Yokai Academy. Today we had to choose to take part in club activites.

"Alright class, it's time for you to join a club!" Ms. Nekonome said with joy.

"Join a club? Seriously?" I questioned.

"That's right! This is one way we get to learn the culture of the human world." She said.

"Oh great...As if I didn't have enough problems already." I say glaring at Tsukune. "Like someone who likes getting on my nerves."

"Um...Ms." One kid shyly muttered.

"Meow?" She questioned.

"Your tail." He stated.

Ms. Nekonome looked down and saw her tail that had come out from under her skirt.

"Meow!" She shreiked, scratching the boy's face.

"What the hell? She can't do that can she?!" Sai questioned.

"I don't know and I don't care. No sympathy is coming from me at all." I said with my feet on the desk and my hands behind my head with my eyes closed.

"Dude, you are very cold hearted." Sai said.

"Thank you." I retorted.

"I didn't mean that as a-" He began.

"Look, Sai there are four things you need to know: I hate it when people worry about me, I don't like people who give me attitude, I have no sympathy for idiots, and I don't care about anyone I don't know." I explained. "So when you call me cold hearted, I'll take that as a complement and assume I'm doing my job well."

"Wow.." He deadpanned.

Later outside in the school courtyard, there were a bunch of clubs lined up. I was kinda surprised that a school for monsters can so...human, I guess. There were many clubs for us to choose from. And so many of them were very, very weird.

"You like ghosts, come take pictures of em' in the ghost club." One creepy dude said, making Moka cling to Tsukune.

"With the way you look, I'm gonna stay far way." I said walking away.

"Ditto." Sai said, following my lead.

"Acupuncture club." A dude with green skin said, even creeping me out. This also made Moka cling to Tsukune again.

"Hell no." I said walking away.

"Same here." Sai said following me.

"Mummy club." A dude wrapped in bandages said, which made Moka jump into Tsukune's arms, making him hold her bridle style.

"What the fuck is wrong with these guys?" I asked to anyone who would listen.

"These guys are fucking insane if they think we're gonna join any of their clubs." Sai said looking at me.

"You can say that again." I agreed.

Then on came an even more aggravating club.

"Come make potions in the chemistry club." A guy said holding what seemed to be a love potion.

Then they started swarming Moka then them. Oh yeah I meant to do this before, but I got side tracked a lot. Sai wears a black leather trench coat that goes down to his ankles, with a silk dark red shirt underneath. Also to complete his look he wears black pants and black shoes. Now back to the nerds.

"Drink mine, Moka." One said.

"No, drink mine." Another said.

"No, mine is better." One more said.

"Alright, enough!" I shouted causing them to stop. "You guys cannot be fucking serious. You are worse than the damn vampire fanclub. You seriously need a fucking hobby, because badgering Moka to drink some shitty love potions isn't any way to get a girlfriend. And don't say anything that will piss me off."

"Oh please, I bet you couldn't get a girlfriend even if you tried." The first one said.

"Oh...you shouldn't have gone there." Sai said.

I then grabbed the nerd by the hair and threw him through the school building.

"Now, does anyone else wanna say something to make me hurt them?" I asked darkly.

All the nerds backed away and we shoved off. Then we stopped at a club that made Moka, Sai, and I very uncomfortable. The swimming club.

"Hey, this one seems normal enough." Tsukune said.

"I am so not joining this club." I said.

"Me either." Sai added.

"Aww, come on guys." Tsukune retorted.

"Here's a few things you should know, Tsukune: One, we aren't your friends, Two, we don't like you, and Three, we don't want to fucking join." Sai said with annoyance.

"Exactly." I added. "Plus vampires and water don't mix. I can die from being in water."

"Same here, I can't even last ten minutes." Sai said.

"Moka, you at least wanna join, right?" Tsukune asked.

"Did you not hear what I just said? "I asked grabbing his ear and lifting him off his feet from it. "Vampires and water do not mix. Get that through your thick ass skull."

"I'll join." Moka said.

Sai and I looked back at her slowly and had the "What the fuck" look on our faces.

"Moka, you can't be serious." I said.

"I am." She said.

I dropped Tsukune and I started walking off.

"Well, good luck with that, I'm not gonna be here to save you from your own damn stupidity." I said, with Sai following.

"Hey, come on-" Tsukune began.

"No!" Sai and I shouted at the same time.

As me Sai walked off we remembered what Ms. Nekonome said about her Newspaper Club.

Flashback...

"Be sure to check out the Newspaper Club, I'm the overseer of that one." Ms. Nekonome. said with cheer.

"After what you did to that kid's face, no way, Ms. Nekonome." I said.

"Same here." Sai added.

"Really, meow?" She said finally looking like she was depressed.

"(Damn it, why does she have to be so damn cute for a teacher.)" I thought.

"(Damn, I can see why he likes her so much.)" Sai thought.

"Alright, alright, I'll think about it okay? Just enough of the cute stuff." I said.

End of flashback...

"I would go to Ms. Nekonome's but I'm still a bit worried about what she did to that other guy." I said with my hands in my pockets.

"I thought you said you showed no sympathy for idiots?" Sai questioned.

"Trust me I really don't, I'm just worried she might do the same to me." I said.

Later me and Sai found ourselves on the roof sparring again. And again were at an impassive stalemate.

"Damn it, how many times will this keep happening?" I asked panting.

"I don't know, but this has gotta stop sooner or later." Sai said panting.

"Yeah, I agree. You think we should check on the others?" I asked.

"Maybe." Sai answered.

"Don't tell me you're squeamish about looking at half-naked girls." I said.

"No, it's just I'm not a pervert." He said thinking of something.

"Whatever." I said blowing off his answer.

I went to the railing to see them playing pool games. I began to wonder, what would happen if I had stuck around to see from poolside? I wasn't all that curious to see girls in bikini's, I was more interested in seeing what would happen down the road of this idiotic mistake of choosing on Tsukune's behalf.

"Okay they're playing pool games right now, and I see Kurumu and Yukari. I must admit Kurumu looks pretty good in a bikini." I said trying to make him come to the railing.

"I'm not coming over there." He said with a stern look on his face.

"Alright, you don't have to." I said as I continued observing.

Soon I saw Moka with electricity around her. Then it had hit me, she got splashed with water. I had jumped from the roof and landed on my feet to check on Moka. As I was a few feet behind her, she was holding onto the wall in order not to fall.

"Hey, Moka!" I shouted.

She turned to me, but then fell to her knees. This caused me to quickly run to her.

"Moka, are you okay?" I asked.

"No, those girls in the swimming club they're mermaids." She answered.

"Mermaids?" I questioned.

Then her rosary started to glow.

"Yes, Mermaids". Inner Moka said.

"It's you." I said a bit surprised.

"They feed on the life force of men, and just like succubi, they utilize their feminine charms to sway men into their pool. Distracting them long enough to drain them of their life force. In short Tsukune in grave danger." Inner Moka explained.

"Damn, that's not good, but I can't go in a get him, I'm a vampire too and what happened to Moka will happen to me as well. I don't like saying this, but right now, I'm useless." I said getting angered.

"It seems we both are in this situation. It seems we must rely on Sai this time." She said in an annoyed tone.

"Damn it." I said equally as annoyed.

Back on the roof, Sai was overseeing the swimming. From there he saw the mermaids true intentions for the male students of Yokai Academy.

"We've only gathered the male students for our own purposes. We brought them here to feed on their life so we can stay beautiful." The leader explained.

"Oh shit!" Sai exclaimed.

Sai was a bit shocked to see what was happening, but he didn't falter

"Such selfish arrogance. I can't allow this!" He shouted and took out three pokeballs from his trench coat.

Soon the leader of the mermaids looked up to see Sai about to throw them.

"It's time to liven things up. Gyarados, Sharpedo, and Carvanha rips those mermaids to shreds!" Sai ordered his pokemon.

As they landed in the pool, they had created a giant wave that was head for me and Moka. I quickly threw Moka out of the way, and I made dark flames come to my hands as the wave came toward me. I then created a fire shield protect myself and extinguish all of the water that came my way. As Sai's pokemon was taking care of the mermaids I quickly ran to Moka and took her rosary off.

"Now I'm gonna make that merslut pay for what she's done." Inner Moka said in an intimidating tone.

"I just want this retarded day to end." I said clenching my hands into fists.

Moka and I ran to the pool only to see Gyarados attacking the mermaids, along with Sharpedo and Carvanha.

"Jesus, what the hell are these things?!" I said surprised.

The leader was knocked into the air, and that's when Moka and I sprang into action.

"Yo, Gyarados, help out Moka and Damion!" Sai ordered.

Moka and I jumped on Gyarados' tail and he launched us toward the leader. (I honestly don't know her name and I could give the lesser of two fucks) As we got to her, I uppercutted her higher and then I grabbed Moka's arm and threw her toward her.

"Finish this fight, Moka!" I shouted as I was falling.

"You stupid fish. Know your place!" Inner Moka shout as she kicked the mermaid down into the pool making her break it.

Moka and I land on our feet perfectly and Sai returns his pokemon to their pokeballs.

"Alright guys that was awesome!" Sai shouted from the roof.

"Hey, Sai, where the hell did you get those?!" I asked.

"You'd be amazed with what you find when you travel worldwide!" He responded.

Tsukune climbed out of the of the pool and looked at the damage. Moka then turned him around and slapped him in his face.

"You damned idiot, why don't you ever think of someone other than yourself for once?! Your stupidity could've gotten her killed." Inner Moka snapped.

I proceeded with kicking him in the stomach, hard.

"I swear, what the fuck is wrong with you?! Did you really think Moka would wanna join this stupid ass club?! Stop thinking about yourself and think about the people around you, Aono!" I snapped.

Then Sai decided to let Carvanha out again and let him bite Tsukune's ass. While he was running around screaming, which me, Moka, and Sai ignored, we left poolside. Sai had jumped down from the roof to meet up with me and Moka.

"Hey guys, you think I should call Carvanha off?" He asked us.

With that question he got a simultaneous response from me and Moka.

Me: "Nope."

Inner Moka: "No."

With that said, Sai started laughing evilly. We just payed him no attention as we were leaving.

The next day on the outside of the swimming club pool...

"Listen Moka, I'm really sorry about making you do something you didn't. I guess I kinda got swept up in the excitement, I wasn't really thinking." Tsukune said sincerely.

"It's okay, Tsukune. If you still wanna join the swimming club, you can. I may not be able to swim, but I can always cheer you on." Moka said.

As they were about to hug, they heard an explosion from nearby.

"What was that?" Moka asked worried.

"I don't know." Tsukune answered.

Me and Sai were sparring again and were holding back out true strength, but our fighting styles weren't being held back at all. Clashing kicks and fists, we were making sure that we would never have another stalemate again. Unfortunately we were stopped by Kurumu and Yukari. We then walked over to Moka and Tsukune, where we overheard Ms. Nekonome talking about the Newspaper Club. I did say I would give it some thought, and after what happened yesterday, I don't think anything like that could happen at a harmless Newspaper Club.

"Hey, Ms. Nekonome, we'll join too!" I shouted.

"Dude, who's we?" Sai asked.

"What?" I asked.

"Who's we?" He asked again.

"Oh, 'we' as in you and me." I answered.

"There is no way I'm joining her club." Sai said.

"Alright then have fun at the swimming club then Sai. Let's see how hands on those mermaids can be with said fire demon." I said, making him nervous.

"You know, the Newspaper Club sounds like an excellent idea." He said.

This made me chuckle a bit and I began thinking: What would we do if these clubs weren't around. Oh well, at least I get to show everyone just how dark a vampire can be.