Ch. 5 Paula Sux Sour Lemons
"Hi 2D!", Paula said. She reached out and tried to give him a hug, but 2D pushed her away.
"What the hell do you want Paula?", 2D sneered while wiping his shoulder where she had tapped him.
"Well, 2D darling, I came here to see your new guitarist, but it would seem that you don't have one." Paula said looking around to annoy him. 2D stood up.
"If you only came here to annoy me, your wasting your time." 2D said. Paula lowered her head. It looked like she was going to cry.
"Well, that wasn't the reason I came." She looked up and her eyes began to water and she reached for his hand. "Please 2D just take it! It'll make it easier for me to tell you what I have to say." Paula looked at 2D with tears in her eyes. "TAKE IT!" she screamed shaking her hand like mad.
"Fine" 2D said grabbing her trembling hand. "Wot is it Paula?" She bit her lip and it bled.
"You know what happened. Well, I need to tell you what really happened. It was dark; I was in the car park and heard your voice calling me. I was blind and followed it, you were my light. I wasn't only blind because there wasn't any light, I had also just gotten back from the eye doctor and my eyes were totally covered. I was wandering through the car park calling you and then a hand reached out of nowhere and-" Paula stopped and wiped her eyes. Her sweater was almost to the point of dripping.
"Why should I believe you?" 2D asked, almost to the brink of tears as well.
"Why? Why is because I am speaking the truth. Did Russel never tell you? Well what happened next was that the hand (Murdoc) led me through Kong studios. '2D, love, where are we going?' I said. Then I heard you shush me. I didn't open my eyes 'coz the light was way to bright. We made it to a room, and…well…you know what happens from there. Well after a few minutes I opened my eyes and let out a freaked out gasp of 'Murdoc' then Russ came in and punched Mudds' nose and advised me to leave. I was crying all the way to our-your room. He ha taken me to the G floor toilet." Shocked and surprised, 2D fell back in his seat. "Russ said he'd keep it quiet for me, after I told him the story, but I felt that you needed to know. If you don't believe me, ask Russ. See ya 'round" Paula slipped back into the shadows. 2D covered his face with his hands. I can't believe it! He thought to himself. He knew that Paula had done something with Murdoc, but not that Murdoc was the one to have done something to Paula. Tears began to well up in 2D's eyes and he almost let one out until he heard some drunk shout "Sing another!"
A/N: ok so the sour lemons she sux are 2D's words. OHH starting to get intense, now isn't it? Ok, not much, but I promise all you blood-sucking flesh-eating friends of mine that there will be blood and death (if you saw the video…), I swear on my British relatives grave, there will be…. MUA-HA-HA! ( rides away on the back of a llama screaming "RUN TINA YOU FAT LARD!")