Disclaimer: What? You accually believe that I would own them? I don't own anything! Not even the clothes on my back! They are hand-me-down's!

Thanks to my reviewers!

Reviewer: okay...One I just made her mom a whore so she has issues that Kenshin helps her with and about the clothes...it is just an exuse so I can have her chew out the guys and their raging hormones and I know a ton of girl that wear slutty clothes. It is discusting. And I reviewed myself cause I'm a dork . I just wanted to get the rewiews started.

Gaby (hyatt: thanks!

x mz imperfect x: wierd name...hehe...thanks and here is an update!

AmoriGoddessOfTheEath: Why thank you...I'm flattered...HAHAHA

Previously:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SHIRT!" Kaoru screamed like a banshee as a big glass of water fell on her. Her white shirt was soaked through and her tiger-stripped bra sahowed through. The three guys all blushed and Kaoru screamed at Kenshin.

"YOU ARE SUCH A KLUTZ! FIRST YOU KNOCK ME OVER! THEN YOU POUR WATER ON MY WHITE SHIRT! YOU JERK!" Kaoru ran off to the girl's room. 'I HATE THIS SCHOOL!' She thought angerly.

"Waitago genious. You really have a way with the ladies." A stoic guy with black hair said emotionlessly. "Shut up Aoshi before you are covered in my spagetti." Kenshin threatened.

Chapter 2 WE'RE MARRIED?

"I can't believe him! AHHHHH!" Kaoru screamed as she inspected the damage to her mom's shirt.

"It isn't that bad...You can barly see your bra anymore..." Misao lied.

"You don't understand! This was my one chance to NOT be a laughing stalk of the school on my first day!" Kaoru griped.

"What do you mean?" Megumi asked as she tried drying the ruined silk shirt with her blowdryer.

Kaoru sighed and leaned against the wall. "I moved her because three days ago I started a new school in Kyoto. I was dressed like a slut too. Mom's orders. 'the only way to be popular is to have as many guys swooning over you as possible' she'd say. I didn't want to be popular but mom wouldn't hear it. So I went to school in a super mini skirt. I got plenty of whisles, But the most popular slut was upset. She poured honey from the kitchen on me. Then after gym she stole my clothes and I had only a towel as I got out of the shower.

All I could do to get some clothes was go to the office. So I waited until five minutes after the bell rang before deciding to dash to the principal. It turns out that she had told two of her boytoys to make a scene that would cause everyone to be delayed to class. AND RIGHT INFRONT OF THE OFFICE! I was there, in a towel, infront of the whole school. I couldn't go back. But I did get my revenge." Kaoru said.

"What! That is awful! HORRIBLE! Who could do such a thing!" Misao and Megumi cried in unison.

"Yeah...and the sad thing. I don't even know her name. But let's just say she will have a long time to be green with envy." Kaoru smirked.

"Hey, listen Takuni, you can borrow one of my shirts. And then we will straighten this whole thing out. The good thing about this school is everyone will forget it in five minutes." Meguni said as she stepped out to get a shirt for Kaoru.

Kaoru nodded and turned to the mirror. "I hate it when my mom doesn't listen...I told her I didn't want to dress like this...I didn't want something bad to happen."

"Kaoru...Why did you mom make you dress like a whore?" Misao asked out of curiousity. Kaoru slid down to the floor.

"She's a-a-a-a crack whore. She sells herself for crack." Kaoru sighed. It was a horrible thing but since her dad was shot in their kitchen her mom is beyond help. She turned to drugs and sex as a way to feel better. Kaoru knew it was horrible and if the cops found out she and Yahiko would be seperated from their mom. Kaoru couldn't put her mom through that. She and Yahiko were the only thing that keeps her from suicide.

"Kaoru, your mom needs help...and maybe you should tell someone." Megumi said. She had stepped in a few seconds before Koaru told Misao.

"I can't do that to her. My brother and I are the only thing that keeps her alive. And if I tell, we will be taken from her. She will surely kill herself if we are gone.

Megumi and Misao sighed. They could imagine the position Kaoru was in and if it were either of them they would do the same thing.

"Here. It isn't as sexy as the other one but it should fit and match. You're in black and this red top should be okay." Megumi said handing Kaoru a red tanktop. It had black symbol on it. (If you watch Full-Metal Alchemist it is the same symbol that Ed has on his coat and Al has on his arm)

Kaoru nodded and changed shirts. "It looks nice on you. You can have it. I know it is a punk shirt but..." Megumi said.

"I love it. I am a major punk." Kaoru laughed pointing to her black/blue hair.

"Let's go. If we tell Mr. Shishio what happened he'll give you a not-so-bad punishment." Misao said.

Kaoru sweatdropped. "Less bad?"

"It's about time, Ms. Kamyia." The teacher said as Kaoru hurried through the door. He looked like a mummy.

"Gomen but I had an...accedent involing a white shirt and a glass of water." Kaoru said grinning.

"Yes whatever. Take a seat." He growled.

Kaoru nodded and scanned the room for a chair. She was horrified to see that the only free one was beside Kenshin. 'That is every class so far that I have to sit next to that jerk!' She thought angerly and sat next to him in the seat.

"Look...I" Kenshin started but was interupted by Kaoru's sharp voice.

"Don't! I don't want to hear it." Kaoru didn't know what class this was and looked at the board to see. She sweatdropped when she saw.

"Oh great." She sighed.

"I'm going to assign each of you to a spouse. You project is to live like a married couple for a month and I will send each of you multipul obsticals that may occur in real life. The school board decided to do this project a little differently than it normally is. You will be staying in an apartment together and have to live like a real married couple." Mr. Shishio said while grinning as the whole class whispered their unhappiness.

"Wait! What if our parents don't want us to live in an apartment with a member of the opposite sex?" A guy asked. Shishio grinned as much as possible.

"All of your parents agreed. It was discussed by at the enrolment. Even the new students." He smirked at Kaoru.

'I'm not going to like this.' Kaoru thought.

"Hmmm...Misao...you are going to be with Aoshi. Megumi...you will be with Sano. Kaoru...since you were late I partnered you with Kenshin." Shishio laughed. He then resumed to partner the class off in pairs.

"Oh no! GOD CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?" Kaoru grumbeled angerly.

"Cheer up honey! This will be fun!" Kenshin teased.Kaoru growled at him and he backed off.

"Come on. I will show you all your living apartments." Shishio snapped.

"Yippiee." Kaoru mumbled.

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In the apartment

"Well, this isn't so bad. It is kinda cozy." Kenshin said with a small smile at the small house. They walked in and It was very pretty. There were lilacs everywhere and the room had a glow to it.

"I supose. I would rather live in something more...close to the school." Kaoru said as she looked at their surroundings. It was in a beautiful country. The city could be seen but it was still pretty far off.

"I guess. But hey that means peaceful nights." Kenshin shrugged.

"No night will be peacefull. Did you see that there is only one bedroom?" Kaoru grunted.

Kenshin sweatdropped. "No big. I will sleep on the couch."

"Fine. Whatever. I am going to Wacdonald's. It isn't to far. You want something?" Kaoru said while getting her car keys.

Kenshin told her what he wanted.This was defanitly going to be hell.