"SESS…HO…MA…RU!" Inuyasha snarled as his brother tied him up with a rope. "Untie me!"
Sesshomaru looked at him, grinning, "I will…some year…" Sesshomaru picked up a perminant marker and drew all over Inuyasha's face, making him look as if he wore glasses and had a black line trailing from his hair line to his neck. "…after you come back from Ohio!"
"Where's Ohio? And stop marking on me with that marker!"
"Where you're going." Sesshomaru said, picking Inuyasha up and throwing him into a box.
"Sesshomaru! Let me out of here!" he snarled, but it was futile to escape because he was tied up. His anger built up as he felt himself being carried away from Tyoko in the mail truck. He fumed as he was shipped onto an airplane. "Grrrrr! Sesshomaru is going to pay!" he thought with fury.
The Shipment card read:
To: 244 Wateroak Grove, Ohio, U.S.A; To whoever lives here
From: Tyoko, Japan; Sesshomaru the Evil Dog Demon
NOTE: Highly unstable monster with a very short temper-keep him as LONG as you want; DO NOT RETURN!
When the box finally was opened and he was sitting outside of it, he found himself staring into the face of a man with a cap on and very short black hair. He wore a red jacket and jeans. "Ah! It's a very unstable monster!"
"Get the shotgun honey!" came a woman's voice.
"Way ahead of you!" the man said, aiming a shotgun at Inuyasha's head.
"I am not an unstable monster! Get that shotgun away from me!" Inuyasha growled, struggling to get free.
BANG!
"OWWW!" Inuyasha howled as the sting of the bullet went through him.
"Ahh! It's still alive!" shrieked the man.
"GIVE ME THAT GUN!" Inuyasha growled, escaping from his bounds and yanking the gun away. Then he marked out the Shipment card and sent himself back to Tyoko with the gun in hand. When he got back, he glowered at Sesshomaru and spat, "Now it's your turn!"
"You're back?" Sesshomaru questioned.
Before he could say anything else, Inuyasha aimed the bullet at Sesshomaru and shot at him, blowing off his other arm. "How do you like that? It's a gift from Ohio!" Inuyasha spat.
(I made this up from a comic I drew-it's really funny actually!)
