Oh my god! 10 reviews, on one chapter, in 1 day! That has never happened to me before! I hardly even have that many on my other story, and it has 8 chapters! So because I am so thrilled, here's your update, as promised! Oh, and by the way, Kyuubi is in this chapter and for now he only speaks in Narutos head, which Sasuke can't hear, so, therefor, you can't hear it. . but I'm sure you can figure it out.

- - -Recap- - -

- - -Something had gone wrong. He wasn't sure what, but unless suddenly receiving large amounts of chakra made you a cat, this was not how the jutsu was supposed to end up. - - -

'What the hell?' thought the Uchiha, this wasn't right, couldn't be right! It couldn't be! His tail waved in his agitation. Wait. Stop, rewind. Tail! The hell! He was an Uchiha, Uchiha's did not have tails! Tails were cute and nothing cute was ever, ever, ever, seen on an Uchiha personal. He twitched his nose, which was strange, because he didn't remember his nose being able to twitch before.

He realized that twitching his nose and waving his (non-existent, according to the laws of nature) tail was not going to solve anything, or even tell if he was some sort of cute, fluffy animal (oh please no!) or not. So after some more tail waving thinking, he decided that the best thing to do was go to the village and try and find something that could help.

With that decided, he used his very awkward paws to hide the scroll in his useless clothes, then using his teeth to drag said bundle to a convenient little hole in the roots of a nearby tree. With that done, because he was an Uchiha and nothing could be done half way. He made his way to the village, down the wearily beaten down path. The rocks there cut into his new paws, especially the front two, as the back two had been his feet, they were slightly built up from the few times he had gone bare-foot.

He heard footsteps on the path. Fearing that it would be a girl, he ducked off the path into a bush and crouched down between the branches. He peered down, where he could see the approaching feet clearly from his hiding spot. The feet, which he was relieved to see were not girl feet, stopped in front of him. Sasuke crouched down farther, still not wanting be found. The person was now making strange sniffing noises, before Sasuke suddenly found himself being swept up by a pair of strong hands that brought him eye level with his captor's startling blue eyes (A/N: OK, who didn't see that coming? Anyone? Anyone at all?)

"Hullo there little one. I thought I smelled you." Said Sasuke's own teammate, rival and pretty much everything but the kitchen sink guy, Uzumaki Naruto. Sasuke wondered briefly what Naruto meant when he had said that he had 'smelled him' but figured that the idiot just couldn't tell the difference between catching a glimpse of Sasuke, and smelling him. Needless to say, he didn't credit Naruto with any skills whatsoever, or any thing of much importance for that matter. "Well," Naruto continued "I was going to go train, but you look like you need the help more then I do."

With that and not paying any attention to Sasuke's struggles. He headed back to the village. When Sasuke saw this, he stopped struggling, figuring that he could at least take this free ride to the village, then ditch the dobe when he got there. Not to be to obvious, but this didn't exactly to plan, as when they had stepped into the central market of Konoha, a.k.a his 'ditch the dobe' location, and he had begun to struggle, Naruto had only tightened his grip, Sasuke was thrilled to find he now had claws and used them to his advantage, clawing at Naruto's bare arms.

"Hey now, stop that, this is for your own good you know." Naruto said crossly. Sasuke, being the smart ninja that he was, figured out that this line of attack wasn't really working, and that Naruto was probably not going to let go of him before they got to his house. Plus this would give him a chance to see how the moron lived. He sheathed his claws, still thrilled that he could do that. And settled back in to the dobe's surprisingly soft, warm hold. He peered around him in a curious manner, Konoha looked much different. It took him a minute to realize that it was because, when ever he was in Konoha, all the villagers smiled and waved at him. With Naruto, it was the opposite. Every villager he saw was glaring at Naruto. Some of them looked as if they were considering throwing stuff. He heard angry whispers follow Naruto like snakes. His new sensitive hearing picked up phrases.

'...rotten deamon...'

'...won't sell to him...'

'...say it was his fault...'

'...stay away from him, son...'

'...danger...'

'...that poor kitten...'

'...probably gonna kill it...'

The farther from the market they walked the louder the whispers became. When they were far enough from the center of Konoha, the people didn't even bother to whisper. A few people even said the things to him. Through every harsh word that Naruto had to hear, every curse and sneer and glare, Naruto's smile never wavered, never lost any of it's brightness. But when Sasuke looked up at his captor, his blue eyes were cold and hard and the Uchiha turned cat wondered if this was how Naruto always looked when he was alone.

Sasuke looked around again. He had been in this part of the village before, on a team mission, but then Naruto had acted like he had never seen the place before, getting lost every time Sakura or Sasuke took there eyes off him and now he was wandering the streets like an expert. After a bit Naruto stopped in front of a building that, while in relatively good condition, was not by any means the nicest place to live, in fact from the way Naruto had acted, he had lived here most of his life, and Sasuke was shocked that they had let a child live there, even though they were all 17 now.

Naruto pushed open the door, which did give Sasuke a chance to get away, but what happened next shocked him so much that he forgot all about it. The lady at the desk had looked up the sound of the bell, smiling that creepy 'Welcome to our humble establishment' smile, but that faded quickly as she saw Naruto.

"Oh, it's just you." she sneered "What's the cat for, you gonna torture it?" Naruto ignored her, only his tight grip on Sasuke revealed his fury, his smile never leaving his face as he headed up the stairs, even when the woman muttered audibly"I hope it claws you death." Naruto just kept climbing. When he reached the second floor, he looked around him, and seeing no one but Sasuke, broke into a run. He ran all way up to the top floor, which was at least seven more floors, yet when he reached the top he was not even winded. The Naruto that Sasuke knew could barley even have made it four. Naruto pulled a key out of his pocket and stuck it into the door that Sasuke hadn't even seen as he had been busy pondering what this could mean. Naruto pulled the door open, if Sasuke and been human, his jaw would have unhinged itself and fallen through the floor with such force it probably would have knocked the evil receptionist unconscious. Naruto's room was nothing like he would have expected. After seeing the lobby and knowing what he had known of Naruto, he had expected it to be a room covered with empty ramen cups and trash all over the place and for the walls to be covered with peeling paint and stuff. Instead the small room was painted a nice red, without managing to be overwhelming. The were shelves made of cherry wood on which all of Naruto's stuff was neatly arranged. He had one small couch. However Naruto just skipped this room and headed to a second room through a closed door down a small hallway, which was painted a pleasant cream colour. It was the bathroom. The walls were a pale blue and the tiles were dark blue. Sasuke must have been staring as Naruto said

"Yeah, I know it's not the best place, but a guy does what he can, I mean, you should have seen it before me an' Iruka-sensei decorated. And believe me, it took about 5 A-class missions to pay for the paint and stuff." Needless to say, this did not make Sasuke's confusion go away. A-class? Since when did Naruto go on A-class missions? And 5 of them? "Ok little one, let's get those paws healed, ne?" Naruto said, bringing Sasuke's attention to his tattered paws (A/N: He had been walking a lot before Naruto found him, and it obviously hurts to walk through a forest barefoot on all fours). "I bet your wondering, why, if I brought you home to heal you, why aren't I doing it in my bedroom." Naruto continued. Sasuke had not been wondering anything of the sort. But Naruto didn't know this so he answered Sasuke's (non-excitant) question. "Well the thing is, if I'm going to heal those cuts for you, they need to be clean, plus you're filthy, so, you now get a bath." and without warning any at all, he picked Sasuke up and dumped him into the bathtub full of freezing water that Sasuke didn't even remember him turning on. Sasuke didn't like this, at all. So he hissed and scratched and bit and all other sorts of horrid things, but for some reason when Naruto scratched behind his ears he suddenly stopped fighting, it just felt so good. Naruto smiled softly for a moment,

"Sorry it's so cold. The people here won't give me hot water, so I suppose you'll have to deal." he said as he picked up a bottle of shampoo and squirted it directly on Sasuke, but he kept scratching, so Sasuke didn't care. Naruto one handedly massaged it gently into a lather. Sasuke could feel it form a foam on his body, before he was suddenly dunked under. Not very hard, and he was let up a second later but still! Now not caring if he was being scratched or not, he hissed the second his head was above water, splashing water all over Naruto.

"Okay, ok, jeez." Naruto said, taking the cat from the water, and rubbing it with a worn down, rough towel. Sasuke's head poked through a hole. Naruto stared at him for a moment, the burst into laughter. Sasuke arched his back in anger, prepared to hiss and bite again, before he caught sight of himself in the mirror. He looked sort of like a drowned rat with the towel hanging from his neck like some stupid parody of a necklace. He wondered what he had looked like dry, if his now black/blue fur was really that colour or if it was the water shading it that colour. Funny as he knew he looked, Naruto's laughter was getting annoying. He pounced on the unsuspecting blond. Or so he thought, before he could land on Naruto with all his claws beared, the ninja suddenly rolled over and caught him in midair. This unsettled him so much he didn't even struggle as Naruto removed the towel from his neck and continued to rub him.

"Not this time little one, I have enough of your scratches. Well, actually, I kinda don't, but I would, if not for Kyuu." He said calmly. He continued to rub Sasuke as he turned his head as though listening.

"Yeah, you're right." he said to apparent thin air. "Kyuu says you need a name." he said to Sasuke again. "I think he's right. What do you think?" he asked Sasuke as though actually expecting an answer, when none came, except a tiny, confused meow, he grinned again. "Right, you can't answer. Sorry, I'm just used to small fluffy animals that can." He laughed. Sasuke was starting to think that Naruto had finally lost it. "Yes you are fluffy! Ok, maybe not fluffy, not like this guy, but defiantly fluffy for giant town destroying deamons." Sasuke knew that it was now a fact, Naruto was officially off his rocker. Naruto wasn't paying attention to Sasuke's revelation. He was arguing with the voice in his head "Ok, yes, I admit, he needs a name. Got any suggestions oh-almighty-knower-of-all? Yea I thought so." Naruto picked Sasuke up and headed to his room. Suddenly he turned bright red and almost dropped poor Sasuke on the floor. "LIKE HELL I'M NAMING HIM THAT!" Naruto yelled "I will name him that only if there is no other name we can think of. ...Well, I guess so, kinda, a bit, ok a lot, but if anyone ever heard...Well yeah, duh I know that, it took me almost a month to invent the jutsu. Ok fine you win." The (now dubbed insane) ninja turned to Sasuke and said "Sasuke. you're name is now Sasuke." 'The hell?' why would Naruto name his pet after him? Even if the voices in his head had told him so. Naruto sighed "I guess now I'll have a Sasuke who'll listen, even if it's not the real one." Which only left Sasuke to wonder. Who was this new Naruto and why did he sound so sad when he said what had about a Sasuke listing to him?

IMPORTANT: For those of you who didn't get it, Harmony is Sakura's daughter, who the other parent is will be up to the voters. The choices: Ino or Lee, to be decided when it gets that far in the story. Haku is Sasuke's and Naruto's daughter, as is her older brother, who I might decided to make Kakashi and Iruka's son later, all of this will be explained later.

Now, to the reviewers:

Imbrium4: I'm glad you love SasuNeko so much, and I hope the note up there unconfuzzled you, at least as far as who's was who's, if not how it is biologically possible.

LoveMeKags: Kym, thanks for the review and all, but could you, I dunno, not put my name on your reviews? I like my name being a secret, thanks.

NinjaoftheDarkness: I updated as soon as I could, I only hope it lives up to your hopes. I don't like it, but it's not up to me, it's up to you guys. Oh, and I'm glad you like the plot. .

liar-just-a-liar: Thanks for the long review -.-' Well, here's the update anyway

Koharu Kage: Thanks for the long review -.-' Well, here's the update anyway

Naruto Uzamaki : Thanks for the long review -.-' Well, here's the update anyway

drgn prncss : Hiya! Long time no see. I figured you must have at least on of my books, which one os it? Please tell me it's Shaman King 6? Because if you don't have some one else at that school does. T.T oh, and I'm glad you like the story

bastardson : you'll see what happens, you'll see.

HikaruNoJingoku: Thanks. I'm not sure yet how they'll get together, so I suppose we'll both just have to wait and see.

Hiei-Is-Mine: -.-' I'm not even going to bother

Kayu Silver: 1. That's so sad! Send me those stories and I'll review them to death! My friend too. 2. I can't believe you think I'm talented! Thank you! 3. As for the wet Sasuke, he's already after Naruto .

Rayne-kun: Oh you shut up, who asked you (A/N: For those of you not Rayne-kun, I don't usually answer reviews like this, but Rayne's special. .) There you go Rayne-chan, it's now on paper...or whatever.

GaaraBelongsToMe: Wh00t for you! I can't get my friends into 'smart Naruto' but I say any ten year old who can turn into a woman is gay and brilliant. this is a NaruSasu fic , especially in the beginning.

BTW I NEED A BETA