Hullo! I'm sorta in shock, I mean, 80 reviews, in 3 chapter! I have 81 reviews on my other story, and it's 8 chapter long! spazes Anyway, since I'm so far in shock, I have nothing to say in this little section thing, so let's go! By the way dies anyone watch the dub? I do, it's alright for a dub, best dub I've seen, unlike the Shaman King dub (goes off to rant about the name changes and hy the hell did they give a Chinese person a English accent) Anyway, I just got back from watching the episode where Sasuke 'died' saving Naruto, which, like, screams YAOI! So I'm all fired up to write!

- - -Recap- - -

"Because of..." Kakashi trailed off. Iruka nodded. "He'll pay me for it once he knows how much I spent, he cooks to pay me back for doing all that running around."

"And why can he suddenly afford more then ramen?"

"He has missions." Iruka stated and there was a note of finality in his voice.

- - -End Recap- - -

Sasuke had ended up going with his two former sensei's on their 'shopping for the dobe who for some reason that no one will explain to me can't buy his own food spree' as Sasuke had dubbed it. He was working on figuring out a better name as Kakashi and Iruka shopped, getting everything from steak to vegetables to stuff Sasuke knew was only used in sushi.

When they returned to the house almost an hour later, the house was decorated in a very romantic way, there was one table with a red table cloth, an red candle, and a plate of steaming spaghetti in between the two plates. There was also a whicker basket of rolls, placed next to a bowl of delicately arranged butter. Sasuke figured that nothing after this could shock him. This was as surprising as Naruto could get, right? Please for the love of whoever the hell is listening let this be the last surprising thing about Naruto. Speaking of which... Naruto emerged from the kitchen covered in flour, he looked, if you asked Sasuke, which no one did, very adorable. Of course if you had asked Sasuke, he wouldn't have said this, so he probably wouldn't have gone in to a temporary shock at the thought of him of thinking Naruto as adorable.

Voices brought him out of his shock

"Looks fantastic." Kakashi said conversationally, hiding the fact that he was as shocked as Sasuke. Iruka and Naruto shared a look that did not go unnoticed by the jounin and kitten. (A/N: Am I the only one who loves referring to Sasuke as kitten? Because it's so much fun!)The look said they were not at all fooled by Kakashi's words and knew that he had, once again, underestimated the blond.

"Well, anyway. I hope that you two enjoy your meal, but I have some...stuff to do. Thanks for the stuff sensei, I'll pay you back by tomorrow, k?" Without waiting for an answer, he snatched Sasuke-cat out of Kakashi's hand and the bags out of Iruka's and disappeared. Kakashi blinked.

"Did I know he could do that?" he asked. Iruka sighed.

"Probably not. But then, you never pay attention to anything but your books, do you?"

"That's not true." Kakashi protested. "I pay attention to you." He pulled down his mask and gave Iruka a quick kiss. "Now, I want to see if Naruto's cooking is as good as it looks."

- - - Back to Naruto- - -

"Ok little guy, I'm gonna make you some dinner. And then you can eat it while I work, I'll even let you watch, since you seem much more behaved then the squirrels. You won't knock ink over my most recent papers will you?" Naruto grinned, "Now, let's make you some food."

Naruto put Sasuke down on a counter then did something totally unexpected, he made clone. Sasuke's furry mouth fell open. Who used clones around the house? They used up way to much chakra to just use that casually. Naruto seemed unaware of this simple rule of nature, as he was calmly making rice while his clones ran around making wonderful smelling food. In all the shock, Sasuke failed to notice that Naruto hadn't used hand signs (1).

In about 15 minutes, Naruto's clones vanished and the real Naruto picked Sasuke up in one hand and balanced one steaming plate his head and held the other in his second hand. He walked at a normal pace (which is hard with something on your head) into the hallway. He stopped in front of a...a blank wall. Sasuke blinked 'Tch, typical dobe'. Then, suddenly, a door appeared. Sasuke stared, where the hell had that come from? Why would Naruto, of all people, have a hidden door? Naruto kicked the door open and put Sasuke gently down on a table, where he placed the two plates next to him.

"Well, little one, since I wasn't sure what you wanted to eat, even though most cats are picky eaters and like to shout what they want as loud as they can, but you didn't. So, since I had named you Sasuke, I made you Sasukes favorite dish." Naruto said, putting one of the plates in front of Sasuke, who blinked. How did Naruto know what his favorite food?

"I suppose I should start calling you Sasuke, shouldn't I Although that might get confusing... I'll call you Sasuke-Neko when no one's around, and neko when there are other people, ok?" Naruto asked " Right, well, Sasuke-neko, I have work to do, so you can stay here and watch and eat, or you can wander around the house, just try not to mess anything up, k?" Naruto asked.

After Naruto had finished his meal at a startling pace, he stood up and walked over to key places all over the room. He picked up a few scrolls, a notebook and pen and sat down on the floor, spreading the scrolls round him, and opening the notebook to a clean page. Sasuke watched for about 15 minutes as Naruto would stare at the scroll, the write something down. The only interesting thing that Sasuke could see was that Naruto's kanji was much better then he had though, in fact it was just as good, if not better, then Sasukes.

Sasuke eventually got bored of this and looked around the room. There was a floor to ceiling bookshelf on every wall, some with regular books, some with manga, and some with what Sasuke could swear were forbidden scrolls. He jumped down from the table to the chair, then down to the floor. He padded softly around the room, glancing at all the books. He wouldn't have pegged Naruto as the type who liked to read. But, he also wouldn't have pegged Naruto as the type to cook, or the type to do such a complex jutsu as bushins for every day work. He wasn't sure if that made Naruto lazy or a genius. Or both.

Over in one the corners there was a small nitch in the wall, where pillows were piled up and cushions stacked up high, making a comfy little place to curl up and read. There were small, square holes in the wall, each holding something, in the first one was a pile of notebooks, the second had a different, thicker, spiral bound sketch book, with charcoal pencils and coloured pencils. In a third there was a framed picture of team 7, with Kakashi smiling (I think) at the camera, Naruto grinning and holding up a peace sign, Sakura trying to look sweet and cute and looking as if unsure whether she was to look at the camera or Sasuke, and Sasuke himself had a look on his face that said if the cameraman dared to say 'say cheese' he would tear him in half. The other holes reached all the up the wall. But they were to high up for Sasuke's tiny body to see.

"I bet you're wondering who they are aren't you?" Naruto asked. Sasuke jumped almost a foot in the air. He hadn't even heard him approaching. Naruto picked Sasuke up and sat down before leaning against the pillows, and putting Sasuke in his lap, which was much to soft and warm and comfy for Sasukes state of mind. Naruto picked up the frame and held it out so that Sasuke could see. "That's my old team." he said. 'No shit' Sasuke thought.

"That's my sensei, Kakashi-sensei, you met him earlier, he's a pervert, but he's nice. He's liked Iruka, the other sensei you met today, for a while, but only did something about it three months ago, and Iruka said yes, as I'm sure you guessed." Naruto grinned. Had Sasuke been anyone but an Uchiha (and a cat) he would have blushed at the subtle mention of the snog-fest he had witnessed earlier.

Naruto pointed to Sakura. "That's my old team mate, Sakura, she used to be obnoxious, caring more about Sasuke, the real one, not you, then being a ninja, but when I came back from training with Ero-senin, she was actually a good ninja." Sasuke agreed whole heartedly with this explanation of Sakura, although he was surprised that Naruto had thought of her as annoying, as he had seemed to worship her.

"And that." continued Naruto, pointing to Sasuke. "Is my other old team mate, as well as my best friend. He never talks, never says anything not an insult, at least not to me..." he trailed off, sounding a bit sad, then seemed to push it out of his mind and continued

"He does the dumbest things some times. I don't think he even knows about the hidden camera's that the fangirls have hidden in his house. I sensed them the first time I visited his house but he never seemed to notice. He's lucky I disconnected the ones in his bathroom and bedroom, I really don't think he wants that all over Konoha, I left the other ones though, it's his own fault if he doesn't notice them."

Naruto said all this calmly, apparently unaware of that cat that was having a conniption fit in his lap. "He acts like he doesn't care about anything, but he died for me once. I'm starting to think that-" Naruto broke off as the phone rang from one of the holes in the wall above his head. He gently picked Sasuke up off his lap and put him on a pillow. Before standing up and picking up the phone.

"What? Again? Buy I found a neko and I have to take care of it. Yes, again, it's not my fault animals like me! Can't one of the others do it? Why not? Ok, alright, I'll go!" He put the phone back down.

"Sorry, Sasuke-neko, but Tsunade-baabaa has a mission for me, and for some reason she won't tell me about, none of the other Anbu members can do it. Honestly, it's like she thinks I'm the only competent ninja she has, with all the missions she gives me!" He ranted, snatching a black uniform and mask from a hole above Sasuke head, next to the phone. "Ok, little guy, I'll be back soon, don't touch anything in these holes, I wouldn't suggest trying to touch them if I were you. See you soon, alright." and Naruto vanished, still holding the Anbu outfit.

Sasuke stared at the place where Naruto had just been, his brain still trying to catch up with the thought of Naruto as an Anbu, not even Sasuke was an Anbu yet! All the ninjas of that year who wanted to, had taken the Anbu test, no one had met the requirements. Well, apparently someone had. Apparently Naruto had.

Well, how's that! I think I could have done better. Oh, and I've decided to play a game, because I have no life. I'm going to take quotes from things and put them in my stories, usually the characters (and probably Naruto the most) will say the quotes. The quote from this one is from a play, anyone who can name the play and what line it was will get... a sneak peak of the next chapter! This one's really hard.

Oh, and the thing with Naruto not using jutsus, in my fic, that's sorta like in Harry Potter, with the silent spells, it's very complex and hard to do as well as making the jutsu's stronger. Not many people even know about this, much less can do it. .

Reviews if you want, hell, flame if you want, although I don't see the point, it's not my fault it you hate a fic enough to read all of it. lol, because that's what a flame is, someone not liking a story, then blaming the author because they didn't stop reading. It's like, it you don't like the story, then, duh, stop reading it. I mean, there are stories I don't like after I start reading it, so I stop. And there are pairing that just thinking about it makes me gag, but I'm not going to read a story that has that pairing, then blame the author because I read a fic I hate. (Takes deep breath) Ahem, sorry about that. See you next chapter!